• I thought the CVS guy was going to
ask me to join the rewards program
but he said "enjoy your night" so I said
"not today, thanks" and left.
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    • Somehow it's still the correct response to that question.
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    • “Don’t tell me what to do” -the delivery guy from Drake and Josh
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    • “Would you be willing to round up and donate your change to save a few kids from their illnesses?” “Not today, thanks!”
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    • I work for cvs I have to ask the customer “hi do you have a cvs card, would you like to donate”and then I have to ask them if they would like to join our premium membership I feel like such a shady car salesman and if we don’t sell premium memberships we get written up
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    • Yet for some reason I would really like to know how to change the color of my campfire
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    • Last time I went to CVS they didn’t ask me that either. The cashier said “Please put the gun down” and “take what you want”. Good times
      nickipinz 29 jul
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    • When we were at a water park and my friend scanned his ticket and the lady running the entrance said “have a good day” and my friend replied “your welcome”
      MOOSE_472 29 jul
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    • while at a gas station my dad was flirted with by this woman who was standing in line at the register. she kept hinting at liking him and finally pointed outside and goes "i'm gonna go to my car" and my dad just goes, "okay, go on then"
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    • I’ve seen this 10 times before. How is it still getting featured?!
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    • Went to a Denny’s stoned to the bone and the waitress asked me if I wanted anything else, I folded the menu, handed it to her and said “nothing for you ma’am”
      poorug 29 jul
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    • Yeah once the bus driver said happy holidays I was gonna say “no u” then realized it was weird but ended up just responding “no.” And getting off the bys
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    • Dude. Join the cvs reward program. It's the shit.
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    • I was asked if I could donate blood. Thought they were asking for money donations so I immediately replied: “Sorry, I don’t have any.” I didn’t realize what happened until my friend pointed it out later.
      Dosbarthu 30 jul
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    • My husband always says "I hope so" when someone says have a good day/night/morning
      Trixie_ 29 jul
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    • CVS offers CarePass. An upgrade to your existing ExtraCare account. You receive $10 extra bucks every month, 20% off cvs/health brand items, and free home delivery for online transactions and eligible prescriptions
      ETCBeyond 29 jul
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    • Enjoy your meal. You too
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    • When the kid at the snack counter tells you to enjoy your movie and you say “you too”
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    • I worked the day before Easter and I told so many customers to “Have a good day, happy Easter.” There were multiple times where I mixed up my words and told people to “have an Easter”.
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    • Sometime late last year me and my friend went to the movies and I thought the lady was gonna say have a nice night but said enjoy your movie and I said you too and she laughed and then the next day did it again to her and I ended up getting her number anyways she was a bitch
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    • Thats not too funny to a speedway worker that has to deal with at least three stomping adult Karens.... a day.
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    • Better than do you want this bagged, you too
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    • 2020 as a whole be like
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    • Last time I was at CVS, they only asked me if I could put my genitals back in my pants
      bandildo 30 jul
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    • I thought a coworker was gonna say “how are you” when we crossed paths but actually said “oh im sorry” i responded with “good” ...
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    • when I got my first tattoo I went to cvs for tattoo aftercare supplies and this fully tatted employee happily helped me find them, then when I told him I didn't want a rewards card at checkout he scanned his employee discount because of my new tattoo
      Soulss 29 jul
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    • Last night I held the door for someone walking into the gas station that I was leaving, he said “thanks man”. I meant to say, no problem, but I just said. “No”
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    • Don't prep your answer beforehand then. Rude.
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    • That's the proper response
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    • I have a big pp
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    • VAMPIRISM 29 jul
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    • Why would he ask you to join the rewards program after your purchase? If you didn’t buy anything and we’re walking out why would he ask you to join the program? Why are you lying
      SionMain 29 jul
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    • Reminds me of that drake and josh episode where josh told the mail man to have a good day and he said “don’t tell me what to do”
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    • Hahaha .. Still works..
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    • Drive thru cashier: “enjoy your food” me: “you too” .. 😯
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    • Social anxiety 101
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    • Can we all acknowledge how much of a scam their “rewards programs” are. Especially the ones attached to your phone
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    • Cashier: Hey there; did you find everything alright today? Karen: I’m good, and you?
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    • CVS rewards sends me a 40% off coupon every other week. It's a great program!
      Howie_Cat 31 jul
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    • They don’t fucking ask you to join the rewards program as you’re leaving
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    • I bought some breakfast at a gas station yesterday, my total was 6.66 and the cashier said "what a terrible way to start your day" and I replied, "oh, superstitious are we?". She deadpans me with "no. No, I believe in Jesus".I already ruined her morning so I followed up with, "yeah, superstitious"
      AMTURN 31 jul
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    • Compliments ask for dm compliments. (:
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    • They ask that while they’re scanning...
      Cobaltium 31 jul
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    • But they ask that before you pay......
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    • Still correct
      FBImeme 31 jul
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    • I work at CVS, and can confirm that this is funny.
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    • Cause you on auto response anf dont think lol
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    • Pulls out comically large reciept
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    • You're right either way
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    • Imsorry12 30 jul
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    • But those receipts tho..
      skipjerk 30 jul
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    • Don’t donate through corporations like this. It’s a tax write off for them. They are basically using you to pay their taxes
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    • Obviously there’s better examples but nigga it’s 2020 it’s a near death experience to assume
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    • Totally me
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    • Power move
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    • Why wouldn’t you join? You get deals and it’s free
      MOrtiz423 30 jul
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    • Being someone who works retail in which 80% of my job is asking to signup for our credit card... I get this a lot
      hobbs 30 jul
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    • Yes, people always offer to sign you up for rewards at the end of the transaction when you are leaving the store
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    • I saw this meme like 20 times ok WE GET IT
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    • Average twitter user
      shitfart 30 jul
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    • As someone who plans conversations out so I don't have to make up sentences on the spot I can relate to this
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    • Imagine being so socially inept that you have to anticipate what someone is gonna tell you just so you can be able to respond lol yikes
      Quazerty 29 jul
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    • He saw that giant box of Magnum Condoms you were buying.
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    • Enjoy your day— no
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    • The CVS guy: "me too, kid."
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    • It’s true, I’m the receipt.
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    • Still a valid response
      Walkerobi 29 jul
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    • You were just asserting dominance
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    • I hate when you say stupid shit to a cashier.
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    • I had a dime every time I saw this featured, I’d have $.80. Which isn’t a lot but it’s annoying it happened eight times.
      Khemmis 29 jul
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    • I don't think I will
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    • -Cinema usher ripping my movie ticket in half, "Enjoy the Show!" -Me, "Thanks, you too!"
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    • Did you? Did you really do that?
      kanep0e 29 jul
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    • hahaha yes I too am human. and do many things like walk
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    • Trye
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    • I work in a small restaurant as a pizza man and the food runner isn’t always there so I will deliver the food to them and I’m so bad at talking to people I always say thank you after I put the food down on the table. I can’t help it lmao it just comes out
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    • Fair enough
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    • I hate when QuickTime events switch it up on you
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    • Or you say something awkward like, “enjoy your food”
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    • Don’t you tell me what to do, in spite of you, I’m going to be miserable
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    • It's Josh's mailman
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    • Do people really say shit without thinking? 😂
      radninja 29 jul
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    • Hahaha nice one
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    • You are not wrong
      J1N1 29 jul
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    • If you go to CVS that often, you’re practically throwing money out by not joining the program. But what ev’s.
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    • Well after you bought 5 packs of condoms what do you think he was going to say?
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    • I don't even bother asking if they wanna make a donation. Just pop your card in the key pad and gtfo.
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    • Thats the vibe this year.
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    • I work at old Navy and we are required to ask for email and if they want to sign up for our credit card. It's just as annoying to ask than it is to be asked. Specially because of these masks and giant pieces of plastic in between the customer and me.
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    • Why would he ask you to join the rewards program after you’ve already paid? Fake
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    • Same
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    • Jesus Christ pay attention
      Xerlocke 29 jul
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    • Don’t tell me what to do
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    • Power move
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    • This doesn’t make sense, why would that be the LAST thing he asks? They always ask you this before you pay. I call bs
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    • In either case you were right
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    • Imagine dissassociating so hard that you have pre planned responses for everyday interactions.
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