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    • Why do people on fucking ifunny care about me more than my friends I know irl on snapchat
      pup9 7 aug
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    • Why buy a prostitute when Tinder exists? Smh
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    • Imagine if the prostitute fell in love for you and stopped being a whore and got loyal tho.. 😔
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    • I want some one to cuddle with
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    • I’d be confused too if the guy who hired me to fuck em was like. “You know what’s better than sex” *as he’s stripping*”True love” *goes back to le sex like he said nothing*
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    • Its a fact yo, love isn’t really alive in todays day its very sexual and everyone is breaking away more and more from traditions. Why have a relationship when you can have sex with alot of different people.
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    • I paid for a hooker once. Sixty bucks and then bitch expected me to nut in 20 seconds. The she was like gimme 100 and we'll fuck longer. Desperate me gave her the hundred but she saw my bills and wanted the rest. Told her ass no. She was ticked off. She started fuckin me and a minute later she said
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    • She’s here for one job and one job only
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    • Whatever, I lost my virginity to a prostitute in Japan so that was cool
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    • Calm down Holden.
      Zsdcf 7 aug
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    • We should legalize prostitution. Take money away from criminals, protect the downtrodden women, and get tax revenue from the worlds oldest profession. I have moral issue with prostitution but just cause I wouldn't rent one doesnt mean I dont understand the draw
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    • Me and one of my closest female friends like to platonically cuddle and I wish it was a more popular thing fr, it’s prolly do a lot to help out members of both genders if people knew how to keep it in their pants
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    • Should I go for a prostutute if I never had sex and I’m 21?
      Patrox 8 aug
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    • I think I have a serious problem of constantly fucking prostitutes, it's so much easier to give someone money for sex than having to find pointless relationships. And then finding out they don't love you
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    • I like this meme format, and I also like how there is a version with three panels that pops up sometimes. It’s like a rare version
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    • Ain't that the plot of Catcher in the Rye
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    • Is that a motherfucking catcher in the rye reference?
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    • Should of used the naked format
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    • Has anyone here actually hired a hooker?
      MemeSir 7 aug
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    • Okay Holden Copperfield
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    • Holden Caulfield moment
      Elffie 7 aug
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    • Moulin Rouge (2001)
      Sh1tP05t 7 aug
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    • Isn’t this just Catcher in the Rye?
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    • Premarital s*x?? Cringe 🤮
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    • Prostitution is just awful
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    • Why do people buy prostitutes like... Just swipe right on everyone on Tinder if you're that desperate
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    • Okay now he's NOT naked??
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    • content not available more
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    • Prostitutes is better than tinder, chicks that are on tinder are still way to picky and reject you hard. Better to pay a girl for an hour and thats it.
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    • Catcher in the Rye type beat
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    • at the point where id hire one just for a hug
      jakpak04 7 aug
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    • This format fucking came out of nowhere and in these features every 10 memes
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    • I think he should be naked because it’s a prostitute
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    • It seemed weird seeing the non-naked version
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    • Holden Caufield is a prissy piece of shit
      ashtr44y 10 aug
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    • Movie was funny as shit. Called The Road to El Dorado for anyone wondering
      TitoEH 10 aug
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    • All u need is friends to have fun with and someone to fuck when horny
      pageo 9 aug
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    • This man speaks facts
      jakefinn 7 aug
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    • Can someome explain to me why prostitution is illegal
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    • This is embarrassing, I know I’ve seen this movie hundreds of times as a kid but I can’t remember what it’s called.
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    • I already hate this format
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    • Can y'all please make your mind up? You're all so worried about losing your virginity. But simultaneously obsessed with finding someone who just cares about you. You're not gonna find a caring person if you just whine and complain about sex and love. Complaining isnt attractive (irony yes). Pick 1
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    • catcher in the rye much?
      SkySpire 7 aug
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    • Apparently it’s not that uncommon for people to hire sexual workers to just talk and even just cuddle and if you go to those reddit stories some people just hire them to not feel lonely not even sex so I guess just talking to them wouldn’t be that weird to them
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    • And then they fucked
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    • Sex is a lot, but it’s not everything
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    • Calm down Holden Caulfield
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    • This format is pretty much the same as the Trump interview one
      nitwitty 7 aug
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    • Never gonna forget one of the hoes I fucked off backpage.. me and her had a full blown conversation after we fucked and just layed on the bed naked for another hour talking bout life and we ended up fucking again now we text eachother every weekend to fuck haha
      dvgomane 10 aug
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    • True love doesnt exist. Sorry kids. If your in a relationship and you think its true love then imagine what would have happened if one of you never existed. They would have just ended up with someone else and very likely been just as happy. True love is a fairly tale. Call it real love.
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    • You guys are pieces of shit that’s why you don’t find a girl to love. Become a better person first
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    • I hope she got up and left, she came to get fucked not converted
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    • Aye.. this has nothing to do with the meme but I saw a prostitute with a fat booty and a curvy body like omg 😌
      Flo0fles 7 aug
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    • That's why I don't mind my wife banging other dudes, it's not love just sex
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    • I wanna hier a bunch of hookers and sit them down to talk and try to motivate them to do soemthing greater with their lives and help them achieve their goals
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    • It most certainly is
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    • 👈any women looking to adopt a FREE boyfriend?
      Boat_Man 7 aug
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    • Yall ifunny users are a bunch of bitches
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    • Haha fat people bad
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    • IHateJewsBlacksGaysWomen
      IHateJewsBlacksGaysWomen 7 aug
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    • Yes fbi this comment section right here
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    • Never pay for something you can get for free.
      Brutus56 10 aug
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    • I hope you are getting your daily prescribed amount of love today <3
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    • I will start war with every nation on this earth if it means i can get Chel
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    • Money is real, "true love" isn't lmfao
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    • Got a prostitute once for a hand job and honestly all I wanted to do was talk about my recent break up but I knew she wouldn’t be interested so I came on her titties
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    • Well to be fair there was a post I read that this is something some escorts go through. They realize that some just want company or have issues with confidence and they do there best or want to lose there virginity and they will say it’s best that they don’t waste that on them and FindSomeoneTheyLik
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    • Is that not what Deadpool did?
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    • Fuck sex, all my homies hate sex
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    • Dated a girl my jr year in hs, when she was horny she said "let's make love" never once said anything like "lets fuck".
      Clo4k 9 aug
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    • bagin HAS A SMALL DICK FOR DELETING MY COMMENT
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    • Real talk, I never hired a prostitute, but what if you do that? What happens if you literally just bring them over and have a nice dinner?
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    • Oh true love is great, but I expect sex to come along with that love
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    • I love this format
      5mbn 9 aug
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    • just found love boys. i did it.
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    • Never seen a more relatable meme
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    • Curious as to what would happen if you hire a prostitute for a few hours and instead of the obvious, you treat her like an old friend. Would she be pissed you wasted her time? Grateful? I'd never know. All the hookers I know are dead in my basement.
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    • Isn't this the plot of Pretty Woman?
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    • Oof, that might be me
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    • Neat
      Joe175 9 aug
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    • One ugly prostitute, that is
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    • Listcrawler.com thank me later
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    • Why would you post this now all the incels are going to come out of the wood work
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    • Catcher in the Rye
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    • If you want a good prostitute I know a site that is legit I shit you not escortalligator.com/listcrawler thank me later like this comment for the top
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    • It is.
      V37iF 9 aug
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    • Wasnt the movie Pretty Woman this entire plot?
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    • You don’t pay a prostitute for sex you pay them to leave afterwards
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    • I knew a prostitute. I used to be a taxi driver and she get rides to her "appointments". She was one of my favorite customers, and no, we ndver had sex. We'd just hang out, go get food, and drive around talking about life. I think she needed a friend, and I'm sorta sad that I don't know her now
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    • Is this Catcher in the Rye?
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    • The meme is better read from bottom to top
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    • Sex w/o love is disgusting
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    • This format sucks
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    • I saw this format twice in a row
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