• Asked my baby momma for $500 a
month to help with my son since she
said she wasn't ready to raise a child
and gave up custody. She told me ain't giving you shit" took her to court
and they said based on her income
I'm getting $1750 a month
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    • Was selling my Trampoline, and a guy down the street offered to buy it, during the process he mentioned that he was getting it to surprise his kids after he got full custody. I told him just to have it, the dude started crying and thanking me, now im invited to their family bbq's :), damn its good
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    • Just a reminder that only 3% of alimony cases side with the male.
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    • Must be making a lot to get 1750 a month
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    • Im lucky to get $20 a month from his mom.. Bout to say fuck it and take her ass to court
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    • I hope the dude actually uses the money for the kid and not drugs or some shit
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    • Damn right. Raise that muthafuckin child.
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    • Everybody who's mad in the comments only mad cause it's a man
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    • We won?
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    • Its what they get for being stupid cunts
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    • King.
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    • I’m actually shocked that the guy won the rights, the court system with kids if bullshit and so is CPS. One of the agents caught me in a lie about my mom throwing a paint can at my step dad and I said she didn’t, but my sister said she did. Nothing happened after that, no more talks, that’s it
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    • Cheers I’ll drink to that bro
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    • bequiet 3 aug
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    • As much as I enjoy this tweet, it was unfortunately fake tho. My boy created a fake story because he knew it would go viral, after it got that much attention he followed it up with a tweet to sell merchandise or something (I can’t quite remember)
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    • For everyone saying how much it is, it would be what someone would pay if they made about 100k a year.
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    • I used to give my ex almost $200 a week. She wanted more and we went to court. Since I had him almost 50% of the week they had me pay $200 a month 🤣
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    • Let’s make this happen
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    • Is she the fucking CEO of Apple? $1750 a month?
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    • As if the court would favor a man nice bait
      2rawwww 4 aug
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    • You guys love this but hate guys paying. You can't have it both ways. Either you are pro-child support for everyone or anti-child support.
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    • They granted my mom $300 in child support for 10 years. My dad didnt eat some nights but still paid. When I moved to my dads, they granted him $350 and he asked the judge to change it to $100 a month because he just needed some help, but he never wanted to take food away from my mom.
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    • We.. we won.
      Pureness 4 aug
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    • If you weren’t ready to raise a child, why the fuck did you let someone cum inside you?
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    • what the fuck is her income??
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    • Holy shit, bitch must be making like 10 grand a month
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    • Courts don't favor men. One of my older friends was paying child support outside of the court and keeping receipts with money orders. When the lady finally filed for childsupport he took those receipts as an evidence with he had alreay been paying her. The judge told him to forget about that......
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    • My dad pays my mom $5000 a month......
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    • Reminds me of when my baby daddy slandered the fuck out of me, took me to court to take 100% lied on court docs and said I was an abusive alcoholic and all this other shit. I ended up getting majority custody and now he pays me $1200 a month. Fuck you, lying dick
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    • I’m glad she had to pay more .if that bitch didn’t want her kid then she’s entitled to pay the person who did want her kid. I get accidents happen ,yes , but even if it was an accident you made that kid at least try to make sure it has a good life . The court favors women and it really shouldn’t 1/2
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    • Equal rights equal fights bitch
      Cornbred 4 aug
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    • Darn that mom must make bank
      blyat_ 4 aug
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    • weres my child support bitch
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    • They shouldve made it 1738 per month
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    • I sold cars for 6 months, and this lady didn’t have a job, but her husband gave her 6500 a MONTH. She bought a big ask car and didn’t even try to talk me down cause it wasn’t her money anyways. Made like 1,500 off that sale 😂
      Crosiiee 4 aug
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    • Im 100% cool with this as long as he uses the money for the kids food clothes education etc and not new rims for his ride or some other stupid shit.
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    • The fuck is she making where you make hundreds more than minimum wage in CHILD SUPPORT?
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    • You dropped this king 👑
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    • And then everybody clapped
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    • That’s the point of child support
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    • Honestly, when you ask for a certain sum, it's usually because it's what you need in order to not starve because kids are fucking expensive and they hurt themselves all the time because they're little morons. Not wanting to help or be in the kid's life is shitty, but if you do both no one will (1)
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    • I find it really pathetic how people will get together have a kid and then not want it. You both made the decision to get laid. So if the kid is born you didn't get an abortion, then that's on you and both of you should stay to support that kid. Anything else is a bit*ch move.
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    • What's the context? Was she pregnant wanted an abortion and he said i'll take care of everything if you have the kid then back tracked and said he wanted child support? That's the only context I could see in having sympathy for her argument assuming she's not just a cruel bitch
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    • My mom just never paid child support and never got in trouble for it.
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    • My father gave us way less than he should have and took us to court as soon as I turned 18 to get out of assisting with college. He used the notion that we didn’t want to be in his life anymore, even though he was the one who never answered calls or reached out
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    • Hell yeah brother
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    • My dad only had to pay 200 and he still failed and is wanted rn. Tf is that about.
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    • If you fucked up and aren't willing to at least support the child just a little bit then you are absolute trash change my mind. If you don't wanna be with your baby mom/dad that's one thing but why should the child have to suffer because of you
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    • Took my ex to court won custody and was awarded child support but she rarely pays and is 40000 in the rear. They won't do anything to enforce said order. Bdut men are beginning to win cacses again dead beat women
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    • He went I'm about to end this woman's whole career😂
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    • Woman’s body woman’s choice. Only women should pay child support
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    • My dad and his now ex wife (total bitch and manipulative) are still fighting over custody of my little sister, right now he has 49 and she has 51 (percentage on visiting time) 1/?
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    • That's awesome
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    • My man ✊
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    • Aye!
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    • Him after gettin that first check
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    • Play stupid games win stupid prizes
      Drax365 3 aug
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    • I love this dudes profile
      Dachi 5 aug
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    • Ata boy!
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    • Shoulda gone for the $500
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    • "Congratulations, you played yourself."
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    • King move
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    • My best friend had a child with autism and the mother basically ran out on them. Moved several states away, won’t pay child support and tries to maintain custody even though she sees him like once a year or less. She won’t sign over custody so my friend can’t enroll him in school and go work
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    • When I was 17 my dad died and I got survivor benefits from social security. 700+ a month. Took my mom around 4-6 months to tell me she'd been taking the checks and cashing them without telling me. since I turned 18 that month I wasn't getting any more. I planned on using that money to (1/2)
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    • But when a girl asks for it they are called gold diggers ok
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    • Hahahahahahahahaha
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    • Don’t use that reaction dude. No double standards. Every cent of that money better go to raising that kid
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    • Moral of the story, don’t have kids
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    • I may have to call bs on this lol. Usually according to fed law they take up to 25%of net check so that would mean 7000 a month. If there is back payment owed they can take up to 65% of your wages until you are caught up. So lets see how much she makin??
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    • The court decided my dad should pay 300$/mo for child support. So he quit his job and started faking illnesses to get on disability to pay $75.50/2mo. Like what was the 50 cent for lmao. He stopped paying after the first year. My mom doesn't know how to stand up for herself so she didn't say anyth..
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    • No u didnt
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    • Child support should be the same amount for everyone. What the hell kinda kid needs almost $2,000 a month?
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    • Love seeing this :) I hope she has to dress in Walmart clothes and can’t get laid so she never has another kid to disown and fuck over.
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    • My dad did that with my baby sister. All he asked for was 1 pack of diapers a and 1-2 cans of formula a week. She refused. Went to court and had to pay like $1000 a month.
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    • Maybe next time don't impregnate an irresponsible woman.
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    • Anyone know why my username is green now? It wasn't yesterday and it is today
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    • My brother gave money to his ex. She wanted more, but he wouldn't. She took him to court and they ruled much less. He later took custody.
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    • I had a buddy in my bootcamp platoon who was 17 and had a wife and newborn baby at home. I always heard him bragging about how much extra money he gets and how he was gonna buy new video games and shit with it, like they pay that extra money for a reason... Babies are expensive.
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    • Gawd damn that’s a lot of cash for a month
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    • Beast mode
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    • i’m glad that custody exists. makes me glad i can get my dad out of my life.
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    • Your child, Is getting 1700**** Not, you.
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    • The streets own her now
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    • You aren't a man if you must beg. Take it from her broken corpse as Allah intended.
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    • 500 was less than reasonable Minus daycare. Hope you weeped bitch.
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    • King
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    • Use it for the kid not yourself
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    • Stupid whore. Close your legs, c unt
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    • Fuck that dude. Don't drain the mom of money just because you can't raise a kid on your own ✌
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    • Screw that, If a parent wants nothing to do with a child then they shouldn’t have to pay for it
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    • Would be awesome if that happened but if she gave up custody she wouldn’t have to pay shit she gave up all rights of that child
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    • sounds like you don’t need it
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    • Example of why condoms, birth control and abortions are excellent!
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