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Blue whales can eat half a million calories in a single mouthful.
Me too, you ain't special
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    • Psh. I can get that by eating a gram of uranium
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    • Hur Dur soo quirky
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    • I wonder if theres a food packed with so many calories that someone could actually do this
      Locotrbl 9 aug
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    • Same bitch you aint special https://ifunny.co/fun/dtb6XYxs7
      Sami 9 aug
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    • So can your mom
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    • With the power of quaker stake and lube you can have that in a salad
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    • I can eat 90,334,168,260.0382 calories in one mouthful if it’s a mouthful of uranium. Yeah. That 180 time more. And I did real math. Fuck you whale bitch
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    • Americans, measuring without the metric system: it's about 7 whale mouthfuls
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    • The “you ain’t special” got me
      human12 9 aug
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    • So that's who's eating all the uranium
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    • iFappy 9 aug
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    • Ayyyyeee shawty what they tongue do?
      DrQuanta 9 aug
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    • Uranium
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    • I can get 20 billion calories from a gram of uranium
      AvatarCXx 10 aug
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    • You’d have to eat roughly 17000 calories worth of food, which is about 85 boxes of stove top cook mac and cheese, or about 300 pounds of it a day to actually do that. And that’s just if you want to eat half a million calories in a month
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    • Yeah but can you cum as much as a whale?
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    • Haha get it guys he likes to eat, he's so quirkey lol😱😱😂
      TheBoss3 9 aug
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    • oh boy here come the people who desperately need to argue about something and decide on food calories vs energy calories
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    • Spermwhales can take a mouthful
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    • Fat funnih
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    • It's called a smol mac from mc donalds
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    • That's not a blue whale
      chelsea_ 9 aug
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    • Only a spoonful
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    • This is not a fish
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    • Ahegao whale
      deepoh88 9 aug
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    • Cock
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    • I can't tell what I'm looking at. Is that a tongue? Is that whale making an ahegao?
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    • 500,000 calories is only 500 Calories, less than a cheeseburger. This is why knowing your unit notation is important
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    • haha I’m fat guys now laugh
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    • Tell me that's not a dick
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    • This dude out here eating a nuclear reactor
      Porx 12 aug
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    • They call home deep through
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    • So can your mom
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    • So true
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    • Yeah but you fat
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 11 aug
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    • Calories not babies
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    • Me chugging oil:
      vonmahon 11 aug
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    • My sister had been practicing for this for years. She’s more like a giant pissed off grizzly than a blue whale though.
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    • No you can’t
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    • You can beat that easily by eating uranium.
      errmilky 11 aug
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    • Thats a little over 3000 tacos
      DrNUT 11 aug
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    • Damn why you gotta put Amy Schumer on blast like that
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    • That tongue thoufh
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    • FKLord 10 aug
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    • Calories(kcal) or calories(cal)?
      Ndenefe 10 aug
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    • Swallowing a half a million children is different, calm down.
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    • How much of like the worst food could you eat in the quickest way to do this. Obviously before you die.
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    • Just one gram of uranium has a good calorie count of 18 million grams, I could show that boi up right now if I wanted
      Ignotus 10 aug
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    • I hate being ‘that guy’ but is it just me or are very few people genuinely funny anymore?
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    • what are you eating bitch plutonium?
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    • Babies can’t even do speed runs. What’s the point
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    • Hells kitchen, the devil's playhouse, and lucifers fish tank.
      Mr_Krimbs 10 aug
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    • Haha get iT gUys mE quirky cUz me LiKeY fo0D hehehheheheehhe
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    • How many calories are ants
      inferno80 10 aug
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    • I didn’t know you’re mom can eat that much
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    • RecSteady 10 aug
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    • So can my ex!
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    • Guys. Laugh. It’s a fat joke.
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    • Movie Bob having a light meal
      TNTNuke 10 aug
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    • Lies, Deception
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    • Its called uranium
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    • No you can’t kid you fucking die
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    • My unborn children.
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    • fat fuck
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    • Cries in BigMac pants
      iFonney 10 aug
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    • I too can swallow a gram of uranium
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    • Yeah now find enough food to fill a whales whole mouth and tell me how reasonable that is
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    • Hes just built different
      TrueMike 9 aug
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    • Well technically we measure food in kilocalories
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    • I’m pretty sure if you did that then you’d fucking cease to exist within the next 10 minutes
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    • Bitch, watch me while I eat this uranium. Whales ain't got nothing on me
      AMTURN 9 aug
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    • Rookie numbers
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    • So can your sister
      BRFTiger 9 aug
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    • You’re mom said those numbers are weak
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    • Funny
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    • Just bulking
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    • Mf eating uranium
      Rye__an 9 aug
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    • Bruhhhhhh.
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    • 1 Calorie = 1,000 calories
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    • New nick name for my wife)) blue whale))
      aribay 9 aug
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    • Ah I see your American as well
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    • Haha I’m so funny because I eat a lot and insult myself teehee quirky 101
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    • 16 gallons of gasoline
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    • Which is 500,000 Calories... 1 Calorie = 1,000 calories
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    • Candied potatoes
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    • But how many glizzies?
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    • My friends dick can fit in my mouth
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    • mcds has been serving that for 50years ....nothing special
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    • Imagine holding your breath for hours,just for fun or sleep
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    • This mfer drinking gasoline
      Kyle454S 9 aug
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    • Funny bc unhealthy
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    • Like your mom
      reLifee 9 aug
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    • Uranium
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    • That’s a humpback whale
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    • Quirky
      Neoo 9 aug
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    • It's called a gram of uranium.
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