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    • GARY NOW I KNOW, I WAS WRONG...
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    • 2010 pop music blaring
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    • When my parents aren’t home it’s the only time I can cry because I’m a man and otherwise it’s unacceptable.
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    • yes, I too chop off my penis.
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    • Tyjex 16 jan
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    • Ok so fellas I had this talk about how going into high school is going to be and I’m stressing tf out right now since it’s so much shit to do and I’m just confused.Any advice?
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    • When my parents aren’t home I can literally get out of my room without them judging me for once. I swear there’s never a day.
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    • Substance abuse
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    • Can someone please help me I’m going through a hard time and times haven’t gotten any better I’m sad and broken I don’t want to sound like I’m desperate but I am in a way I lost good friends and I lost a girl because of my actions and I don’t know what to do I just need people to talk to anyone
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    • That’s true
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    • "im in this picture and i dont like it"
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    • This is me even when my parents are home?
      BearOBear 16 jan
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    • I hear it. It's so close. The sound of laughter and joy. It calls to me and tries to pull me out. But I've sunk to far. The darkness... its seeping into my core. Help. Help please. I just want to laugh. I want to be happy. Let me smile. Let me go plz. I want to feel her warmth again... mother?
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    • Don’t forget video games
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    • Guys, jerking off is not inherently shameful. You’ve just been traumatized by one Abrahamic religion or another. Cumming is pretty great and you shouldn’t be ashamed or sad about it.
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    • Didnt laugh because there isnt baby yoda
      Convulted 16 jan
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    • I MESSED UP AND NOW YOUR GONE...
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    • Ah yes, chopping the meat
      KyroLime 16 jan
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    • Am I the only one that is the happiest when I'm alone? I dont even have social anxiety just having to listen to the average person's meaningless rantings makes me want to die
      istnet1 16 jan
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    • Turn down the thermostat all the way to 71
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    • My family rarely leaves home so I don't really spend much time alone, which sucks...
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    • Autauga 16 jan
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    • You guys circumcise yourself when ur parents arent home?
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    • When my parents aren’t home I play music on my fucking speaker full volume.
      Cmcdaris 16 jan
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    • When my parents aren't home is the only time I get peace
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    • Anyone else listen to music right after they beat their meat?
      JoseMadre 16 jan
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    • I feel that
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    • PorkSword 16 jan
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    • Blasting music when your home alone is just 👌
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    • All at the same time
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    • I remember I used to stay up all night on my computer and sleep till 6 pm. My family left to a party without me and they didnt get back until 4 am. I was so lonely for some reason
      lelle2 16 jan
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    • DarkPit 16 jan
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    • Fastest hand in the west
      dean129 16 jan
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    • Chopping the meat
      Plain 16 jan
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    • Thicc_trash y e s
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    • Seikei 16 jan
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    • SB is for f@ggs
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    • I usually fuck my goldfish
      Suxx 19 jan
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    • This shit keeps popping up everytime I open this app. Idk what to say now. My wifi shit.
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    • One time my mom went on a trip for one week (my dad lives in another house) do it was just me and my siblings one the third day I just wanted to hug my mom so much or see her watch t.v in the morning and I was thinking when she dies it’s never going to be the same
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    • all Dey kno is smack salami, loud music, and sad
      Asstek 19 jan
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    • I'm sad no matter who is home
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    • “I’m ready depression”
      mintz97 19 jan
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    • Me rn with loud music
      Jews 19 jan
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    • Me every night by my lonesome
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    • It goes rave sponge, Sandy, to sad sponge
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    • Soon as they leave! Meat beat mania, they forget something and come back wondering why there's snot on the floor....
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    • I do all 3 of those things whether they're home or not
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    • My parents were never home from 5th to 8th grade.
      DN13 18 jan
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    • What kind of person would chop salami while slumping over to Twenty One Pilots?
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    • I get up in my head when I'm alone because fuck all if I dare ruin the "I don't give a shit about anything" shit I've worked so hard to keep up
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    • When I’m home alone I sing
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    • As a man I don’t normally get the chance to sing my heart out but when my parents are gone...
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    • When my parents aren’t home for more than an hour I have a karaoke session and sometimes a crying session. But if it’s only for a few minutes I reorganize a room in the house just to mess with them.
      yeeahnope 18 jan
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    • 9.9/10 times my parents are home I'm just quiet
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    • "Female rappers yelling make me hard"
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    • It’s funny cause it’s true
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    • In the spongebob karate episode, karate is just a metaphor for sex
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    • Practice karate, listen to bangers, get upset cause they arent coming back.
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    • jus do it sandy
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    • The bottom right is just me whether they are home or not
      whailed 18 jan
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    • People actually wait till there parents are gone to jerk off because I do that shit even if they home
      MillzOnQ 18 jan
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    • "Liked image"
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    • Use masturbation to help you sleep unless you have like, 4-6 hours until you need to wake up then don’t masturbate cuz you’ll wake up later than you would if you hadn’t masturbated
      WolfBV 17 jan
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    • Could you not try to attack me for once
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    • + drugs
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    • You forgot the 2 boxes of cereal
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    • Ngl I'd clap Sandy's cheeks
      Edgy_feet 17 jan
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    • Meat skeet, sick beats, and sad sleeps!
      IplayOSRS 17 jan
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    • Me between 3:00-3:30 am when I think about my ex
      Scumbag 17 jan
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    • Anyone else get high before they drive
      ElPapa 17 jan
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    • Make a sandwich, listen to some tunes and watch my neighbors be sad. Good day.
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    • When Gary left, that shit hurt like a motherfucker
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    • No i dont do depression bro bro
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    • I also chop my meat
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    • That’s me rn I’m doing that dumb fucking cornstarch fleshlight and blaring my music on the soundbar
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    • True story
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    • The fuck you chopping yo meat for
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    • I'm spongebob every time my parents leave
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    • I too watch Spongebob when my parents aren't home
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    • Reminds me of this one video I watched years ago where this guy puts his dick on a cutting board and cuts it off and there’s blood everywhere
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    • I bought a house this is me every night
      HUNT 17 jan
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    • Muffin100 not gonna lie when i was in my teens i used to get excited when i was home alone since i could masterbate with no distractions.
      Lord_Kaz 17 jan
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    • Sad nigga hours
      ItsNutt 17 jan
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    • I need mental help
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    • I blast music but it’s a vibe
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    • Ah good, my comment makes 420
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    • Imagine still living with your parents
      Brandon_M 17 jan
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    • Yo guys I'm a sophomore and I got a 1280 on my PSAT without studying. Is that good? If so, how good, because I kinda have a problem with thinking my accomplishments aren't as good as they actually are.
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    • Something is wrong with you kids if you can’t watch porn without feeling bad, that’s a mental issue
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