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YOUR KID
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    • And then your wife, and neighbor end up dead.
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    • Soon the war of green names and white names will commence.
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    • Why are we featuring tiktok while also hating on it btw
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    • I’m sorry dad. But to become Batman you must go...
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    • My kid is actually Hush then
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    • Ifunniers should not reproduce
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    • That means you have to be a billionaire yourself
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    • Your kid wishes to be an orphan
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    • Sorry but I rather become iron man
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    • You can want to be a super hero without having their origin story
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    • “Your kid will be Batman” then back to the first panel
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    • If my kid turned into Batman I would gladly die
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    • *Random guy appears behind you with a gun* “Nothing personal”
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    • For those who dont get it. Bats are responsible for starting/creating the caronavirus.
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    • This is the perfect use of this meme well done
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    • Don't you hate when that annoying kid in the lobby says he fucked your mom and 9 months later your lil brother is born
      SoyuzSam 6 aug
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    • That means you have to die in a mugging
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    • Good thing he’s adopted
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    • War.
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    • This is the equivalent of the red circles
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    • Relax, you have to be rich in order for that to happen
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    • No movies/ theater anytime soon
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    • A great sacrifice is needed some times
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    • A sacrifice I’m willing to make
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    • Please tell me my name isn’t fucking green
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    • Did anyone else read the second “BATMAN” with a deep Batman voice?
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    • I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it
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    • i have Beta but no green name!?? wtf?
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    • Batman never wanted to be Batman.
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    • Dude I swiped next and came back because then I got it
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    • .
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    • Dont worry your poor
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    • And why exactly would you stop them? It's a win win win. You have a kid, which means you had sex. Win #1. Win #2 your kid wants to become batman. Win #3 because your kid wants to become batman, that means you get to die
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    • no thats impossible because I don’t have money
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    • uh oh
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    • Kid is behind you with a kitchen knife
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    • Oh shit I have a kid
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    • Am I a green or white name?
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    • How the fuck is this one featured but mine isnt
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    • I scrolled two memes away to get this joke
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    • Your nephew wants to be spiderman
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    • But then you realise you ain't rich so its okay.
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    • I wanted to be Ironman but not everybody gets what they want.... MY PARENTS ARE STILL ALIVE
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    • Neat
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    • Good. He gets his dream and I get mine.
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    • You gotta let your child meet his goals
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    • Join the white names today and defeat the low level scum that are green names
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    • It’ll be different if they wanted to be Bruce Wayne so you’re still safe
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    • thought it said Boat_Man at first
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    • Fuck it... RACE WARRRRR!!!
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    • Then your wife and the mail man die
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    • Ok but tbh alot of super heros have dead parents
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    • Parents
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    • Sorry mom and dad *cocks 9mm pistol*
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    • I don’t get it ?
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    • The parents to the kid
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    • Oof
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    • I don’t get it
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    • What the fuck are these features
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    • All these people with green names are weak, white gang gang
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    • It's ok because he's actually my wife's and neighbor's kid
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    • Sending this to my mom, she'll love it
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    • YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
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    • Your wife dies and you live
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    • If only billionaires were cool like batman and not a bunch of lameo's
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    • The parents:
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    • What if a kid wants to become superman
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    • Bat man is also Thomas Wayne
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    • Let him become da grim knight
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    • I also want to become * melodramatic * BATMAN
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    • Why do I have a green name
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    • Dress that kid up! Nurture man, nurture. They’re only kids once and things like that make the best memories.
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    • Plot twist he’s adopted
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    • You know the rules, it’s time to die
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    • imagine being beta
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