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    • Yeah I’d let this nigga touch my ass
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    • I need to save this
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    • This
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    • Like this comment to get a surprise in your DMs💕(it’s pictures of my cows)
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    • I sent this to my crush and she was purely focused on the cookies
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    • bruh i’m a dude and he got me convinced
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    • Just sent this to her boyz I’ll be back with her response
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    • hmm, a very persuasive slideshow. i will discuss this with the board of women
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    • Roofy line is sus af
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    • I wanted roofied cookies. Ugh.
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    • 1 like = 1 day no masterbation, help me boys
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    • As a girl who was sent this. It is very much effective. He is my boyfriend now and has touched a lot more then my butt. Nice guys win
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    • You son of a bitch, im in
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    • Ah yes, the negotiator
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    • 100 likes and ill send to my crush
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    • Dude probably done touched a hundred butts now. Bootymane got cookies so good that you’ll be pretty much begging him to touch your ass for more.
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    • I'm pretty sure I would let him touch my boobs and butt for those cookies. Maybe even a motorboat. Don't worry. My husband would approve for cookies.
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    • if a guy sent this to me, id show him my butt lmao
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    • Butt rubs are the best 🥺💕 especially when it’s a mix of gentle and aggressive
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    • Has this been field tested?
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    • Joe Biden presented this to a kindergarten class.
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    • My gf didn't like when I did it at first. She once told me to massage her thighs and jokingly said "Now my ass". She ended up loving it. Now she always wants thigh and butt massages. Mission accomplished.
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    • "I also will not roofy the cookies" he's got my vote
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    • This is the best thing I have ever seen. Other than an actual butt.
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    • Accepted
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    • Shit you can touch my butt just for the free cookies
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    • My fucking boyfriend sent me this god damn it.
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    • I actually sent this to a girl. And it worked. I’m so surprised.
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    • I’d let him touch your butt
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    • Butt did it work though?
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    • Ima use this for school if i get 20 likes
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    • Saving this so I can never use it
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    • Men’s PowerPoints for class compared to the grade A level PowerPoints they make just to prove a point 😂fucking gold
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    • “I will not roofie the cookies I promise.” Yeah that’s suspicious as fuck, why bring it up lol
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    • You niggas need to talk to a girl once in a while
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    • If I get 100 likes, I send this to my crush
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    • Stop. I'm 16
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    • I wanna send this to a girl I’ve been talking to but we haven’t reached sexual flirting yet lol
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    • Don't you hate it when you're taking a dump and you start wiping almost get clean, and then your ass is like 'nah you gotta shit again'.
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    • guys it worked I got the butt
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    • Seems legit so aight man you win here's my ass
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    • Sending this to my crush lmao wish me luck
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    • Bruh if you makin some good ass cookies you can have my whole body
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    • My girlfriend broke up with me 2 days ago and it hurts so bad. I'm still in love with her. We broke up because our relationship was toxic and we needed time apart to work through our own issues. This shit hurts so bad, she was special. She got me in ways that no one else ever has or could 1/2
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    • A cookie is a cookie. Go ahead bro.
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    • All I just wanna do is grab some cheeks and squeeze.
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    • Just say no homo and we good to go
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    • Sent this to my friend...it worked. Fuck yea bois
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    • I showed this to my gf and now I owe her cookies. I didn’t think this through
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    • My ass has been presented to you
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    • Free cookies and butt touch I’m in
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    • Sending to my uncle
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    • Sending this to my homie
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    • Get this man a butt rub
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    • Dude, I’m not even a chick and I’m sold
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    • I’ll let U if u give me Oreos
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    • I wish I knew a lady I could send this to without getting a sexual harassment charge
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    • Silky hands?
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    • Fuck bro, making me wanna let you touch my butt
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    • *me saving this even though I damn well know I will never have anybody to send it to
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    • UH OH LOOKS LIKE THERE WAS ROOFIE IN OUR HOMEMADE COOKIES
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    • I’m a dude and I’d let this guy touch my butt
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    • Fuck it grab my ass bro
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    • Now I ain’t gay, but I’d let this dude touch my butt. He makes a seemingly good point
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    • don't do it last time i touched the butt I got kidnapped
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    • Did he just say chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies?
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    • Shit you convinced me but im not shaving my ass for you
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    • The roofy part makes me think there are absolutely roofies in the cookies
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    • Now.. make one to get full time boob accesss
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    • I have a wife so I get unlimited touch
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    • Every guy on ifunny: "ill let this man touch my butt." Every girl on ifunny:
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    • I just got through 3 months of basic at Fort Benning, tell me everything I missed, I have an hour
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    • Where’s the phone number????
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    • Wow, dude this is genius!
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    • 🥺 the roofie part is a bit concerning but ok
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    • Should I send this to my crush?
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    • i’d let bro touch my ass
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    • Goddamn nigga convinced me to let him touch my ass
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    • This here is a fair point
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    • Shit—he’s convinced me
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    • Fine, but only for five minutes cause I'm shy
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    • Who could say no to that smiling kitten?
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    • Shit can I get a source I'ma quote this case study
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    • I consent to the touching of my own buttocks
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    • Just because you made this, I will allow it
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    • I’m gonna let him touch the butt
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    • I hope he got to touch a butt
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    • I ain't gay, but I'd let you touch my butt for those cookies
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    • If he’s making cookies, consider it done 🤣
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    • Okay I'll let you for the cookies. Fyi my butt is very hairy.
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    • I sent this to my gf and she responded with, “this was made by a professional, well done.”
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    • Aight, sold. Touch away
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