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    • here i sit broken hearted had to shit but only farted -Martin luther king or Obama idk
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    • Just so yall know that's not what girls bathrooms are like
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    • At my high school they redid the girl’s bathrooms a few years ago, they painted the entire thing, and put quotes on the stall doors, they put in new sinks and new hand dryers, however the boy’s bathroom has not been re-done since the 90s and they have no plans to do it, there are toilets with no
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    • Dont beam me up Scotty, I'm taking a shi--
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    • I am a girl and in high school I went into the bathroom and there was a random hole in the wall about the size of a ping pong ball and someone had written “glory hole” above it.
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    • None of you have ever been in a girls bathroom then, obviously, because the shit written in there is mean
      Celily 19 jun
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    • Here i sit broken hearted came to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance tried to fart but shit my pants
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    • Uh, girls bathrooms do not look like that. There's always tampon wrappers on the floor, stupid ass shit written on the walls, one time I found blood smeared on a sink. It's not pretty.
      _Tae 19 jun
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    • I finally figured out why I hate those “girly things” decorations. It’s not necessarily the content of the decorations, but more so that they use 12 different font styles at the same time. It’s like visual vomit formed into words.
      ImBizzy 19 jun
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    • Quotes in the girls bathroom are pretty hateful at times
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    • the girls bathrooms at my high school used to get shut down at least a few times per year because a girl would smear her period blood on the walls
      poopie2 19 jun
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    • Have you ever seen a girls bathroom, it sure as hell don’t look like that
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    • This was in my school bathroom its oddly fitting
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    • Schmeaty 19 jun
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    • Someone put a quote that said “our asses touched the same seat, we are now brothers” I have never felt so loved.
      Bnaz 19 jun
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    • Here I sit, in debate. Do I shit, or masterbate
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    • Y'all have never seen a girls bathroom and it shows
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    • Nah girls bathrooms are like:”Tiffany’s a whore!”Or “Carmen was here!<3” or the classic”bitch”
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    • We all know girls don't exist.
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    • I walked into a girls restroom by accident once when I was a small child. I can confirm this is what it looks like
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    • One time in 9th grade someone in our school drilled a hole in one of the two bathroom stalls in one of the bathrooms, not a cut with a knife that would make it jagged edges, no, it was drilled with power tools or something, one guy put his dick in there and the guy on the other side slammed (1/2)
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    • “Nice cock bro”
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    • I once saw a "live last die young" quote carved into the girl's bathroom stall. Another time I saw a lipstick stain on the stall like if someone kissed it. Idk who tf would kiss a bathroom stall
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    • “The gayest thing a nigga can do is play as the male wii fit trainer”-Gandhi
      Skrunky 20 jun
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    • zerosober 19 jun
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    • there was “dirt” getting backed up in the men’s toilet because the girls were being retarded and flushing tampons down the toilet and they didn’t even address it and then they did it again and got the entire bathrooms flooded and they still didn’t address the issue but they found a lock in the men’s
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    • As a female, the quotes are wrong. We have a thing in the stalls where we leave a message and we talk to eachother. The last stall is for the anime/weebs. The 1st stall nobody dare touches is the Popular girls, the middle one is for random people, just having a basic chat. And test answers.
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    • They put the nice ones in the girls room because high school girls are some of the meanest things on the planet. Not all of them but a lot
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    • Um girls bathroom graffiti is intense. At our school theres a stall in the girls bathroom called 'the penis space' or 'the cubicle of peens' due to the outrageous amount of penises drawn in that one stall.
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    • Here I sit, I contemplate, shall I shit or masturbate?
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    • There once was a man from vamoo, he fell asleep in his canoe. He dreamt of venus, and played with his penis, and woke up with a hand full of goo
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    • Girls bathroom does NOT look like that. My school had period blood and mucus smeared all over the walls.
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    • Quotes in girl bathrooms are usually just girls lamenting over how much they hate school or wish they were prettier. That, or “JESSICA IS A FUCKING SLUT.” Though one time I did see the back of a stall door covered in a full portrait of a poorly drawn anime girl. So yeah, that’s mostly girl bathrooms
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    • I know what I have to do and I have the strength to do it
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    • Matt listen, there’s no time to explain. Pull up your pants and start running
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    • "As I sit and hesitate shall I shit or master bait":by some random dude in my school
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    • our bathrooms just had racks of tampons and pads on the doors
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    • My wrists may go unslit, but this toilet will not go unshit- MLK
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    • Yo the girls bathroom at my high school literally had someone who every week would wright a "Tits or Ass" tally sheet on the stall walls and people would vote
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    • y’all got quotes in ur bathroom?
      soggyoreo 19 jun
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    • One time a girl shit on the floor in the boys bathroom at my school and then someone stuck a green crayon in it
      ishooman 19 jun
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    • Just to think someone might have actually done that and shut down an entire restaurant
      fakebaker 20 jun
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    • About 5 girls all pile into the handicapped stall since it’s larger and start spitting gossip and juuling at 7 am, like can y’all shut the fuck up im trying to concentrate on pissing
      loofalee 20 jun
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    • “Throw kindness around like cum farts”
      jimxms 20 jun
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    • Now THAT is funny
      JTCool79 19 jun
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    • I feel motivated and important now thanks!
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    • Goddamn do I have a legendary idea
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    • Here I sit broken hearted, had to shit but only farted, then one day I took a chance tried to fart but shit my pants
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    • "Whoever is reading this, you suck and deserve to die you ugly whore" -a graffiti I saw in a school restroom while having a mental breakdown
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    • And the girls who put that stuff there are some of the fakest, meanest, most pretentious bitches ever
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    • Throw shit around like confetti
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    • i’ve literally walked into the girls bathroom and seen a pencil covered in blood, blood smeared on the stall and shit smeared on the floor and wall
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    • Now I sit and hesitate, shall I shit or masturbate?
      da_kranch 19 jun
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    • It not how high you fall, it’s how hard you catch yourself - my dumbass friend
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    • My favorite quotes from high school girls bathroom: “Life’s a bitch, so be a dom.”
      Birtie139 19 jun
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    • “Here I sit, broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted” -George Washington probably
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    • Y’all are talking about girls and boys bathrooms, you ever seen the quotes in the gender neutral bathrooms? One example “the answer is 58, don’t question it”-Dane “how did you know how many Dogs I have?”-Grae “They said don’t fucking question it for a reason”-saph “yeah don’t question it Grae”-Carma
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    • They misspelled rasteraunt.
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    • Once I saw a BLM sticker in the men’s restroom at a Denny’s, I chucked to myself as it’s where it belongs.
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    • At my school, I’ve seen the difference between the girls bathroom and the boys bathroom, the boys bathroom is so much fucking cooler they’ve superhero posters and stuff on the wall, but the girls bathroom just has weird fucking quotes that are half ripped off because the girls want the boys bathroom
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    • Why tf do girls get treated better at schools? Luke seriously there is so much bias at my school its poisonous.
      Winstein 19 jun
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    • Funny girls have such quotes, yet choice to b the BIGGEST BITCH and probably should've just shoved her ugly ass in the toilet bowl full of shit and flushed it so it over flows
      BitchOkay 22 jun
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    • One girls bathroom in my high school had the quote "Love yourself, passionately" with a ton of the flower "clitoria" under it painted on the wall.
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    • A single sneeze
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    • I walked into a grocery store bathroom to find a giant drawing of a dick on the stall wall
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    • Here I sit and hesitate. Shall I shit or masturbate?
      M4rsH 22 jun
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    • Whenever I feel like I screwed up I remember at least I'm not wings of redemption
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    • Whats the point of putting girly stickers on ever stall
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    • Here I sit brokenhearted, came to shit but only farted
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    • One time i went to school high and wrote on the stall came back last period and this is what i wrote "water on roses and whiskers on kittens i like sticking my dick in rotisserie chicken"
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    • Here I sit and contemplate, shall I shit or masturbate
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    • I_piss_people_off is gay
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    • It wouldn’t though
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    • Here I sit, same as ever. Took a dump. Pulled the lever. The toilet clogged, the water flowed. Look out world, it’s the mother load.....and then my friends, you die.
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    • Which girls bathrooms look like that because I wanna frickin go there
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    • "I sit here broken hearted. I tried to shit but only farted. The next time I took a chance, and shit my pants"
      donavan 21 jun
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    • Our ass’s touched the same seat therefore we are brothers
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    • The stalls in my high school bathroom have no doors and the ones that do don’t lock or shut all the way
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    • Logic vs Emotion, our brains are just wired differently.
      Charlatan 21 jun
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    • Quotes in girls bathrooms are like "Tina's a dumb slut" and "fuck patricia"
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    • My school had stalls with quotes on them. Go inside to take a shit and have the writing on the wall call you a bitch ass nigga
      King_Drip 21 jun
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    • They have quotes like that in girl's restrooms?
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    • The girls bathroom at my school is like that. Someone keeps taping quotes to the wall but since they’re motivational no teacher wants to take it down
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    • Here I sit in stink and vapor, came to poop and found no paper, no longer can I sit and linger, look out butthole here comes my finger
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    • Girls bathrooms have worse shit drawn on the walls
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    • Girls bathroom smell like sea world
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    • Gamer moment nice
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    • I used to always write in Cursive in my notebooks and textbooks. then if I write in the bathroom I’d do it in print. Everyone knew it was me except the teachers. I’d watch others get in trouble for the things I wrote and all I could do was laugh as they looked at me with death in their eyes.
      Oceanfox 21 jun
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    • Girls bathroom is boring, the only graffiti is stuff like A+K or something dumb, best youll get is someone talking shit about someone
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