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    • Virgo PIMP gang lets go
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    • Apparently i’m the worst human to exist and probably a murderer
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    • I just got called bisexual by a 41 year old piece of paper with a coffee stain
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    • scorpio murder go slish slash
      1and2 7 jul
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    • A peice of paper just called me me a commie
      Notlad1 8 jul
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    • Imma P I M P
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    • LETS FUCKING GOOOO CAPRICORNS
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    • I'm a cancer, and Ngl they ain't wrong tho
      Ogami 7 jul
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    • Mo fucka I'm now a P I M P
      TUKAWERE 8 jul
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    • "You are a prick"...Well I fucking guess. Dickhead
      Rhodesss 8 jul
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    • “Virgos are good bus drivers and P I M P S”
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    • I feel so attacked im a capricorn
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    • Im Capricorn and now im sad
      Kodi1223 8 jul
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    • I’m a Sagittarius, and I’m pissed
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    • About what I expected being a scoripio...
      GLoomis 8 jul
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    • A horoscope just told me to kms wtf
      Jungler 8 jul
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    • Libra, smh bruh
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    • I would make a damn fine P I M P
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    • Where my sad Capricorns at?..
      Who_Dey 8 jul
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    • Where's my virgo gang at
      DUX0 8 jul
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    • This feels like is was made by a husband who’s wife is way to into this so he roughly read the traits and decided to shit on it.
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    • “OMG so accurate”
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    • Im not a commie, WE ARE! Rise up Brothers!
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    • Aquarius is correct
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    • Hell ya I am a C O M M I E
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    • ig im a fuckin communist
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    • Aries is spot on, you dickheads.
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    • Capricorn gang were you at
      spookyOJ 8 jul
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    • Everyone is actually more than 1 Sign, Astrology is more than just 12 signs, each sign corresponds with different objects in our solar system, read replies for more info.
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    • Virgos are very good bus drivers and........................ P I M P S
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    • Apparently I should off myself . Smh
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    • If ya'll got TikTok, you might wanna delete it now lmao.
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    • If I'm a hard worker then I can't be a communist.
      _Calvin_ 8 jul
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    • Looks like I am a bi-sexual cheap bastard/ bitch lol.
      Cosmos59 8 jul
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    • As a Pisces, yeah
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    • Horoscopes are big dumb and if you follow them you're big dumb
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    • Sagittarius gang
      Prezz_ 9 jul
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    • Bisexual bitch gang rise up
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    • Always knew I should k!ll myself
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    • At first I was like this is normal then shit goes down like halfway. But apparently I'm a whore that's gonna die of veneral disease
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    • Scorpio gang
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    • I posted this over a week ago 😔
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    • capricorn gang ? :(
      nicohi 8 jul
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    • Turns out im a communist. Lets go taurus
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    • "You are not worth the time of day" yeah that's kinda accurate...
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    • Im like kinda hurt ngl
      lk6969 8 jul
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    • I’m a P I M P
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    • Guess I’m a bi sexual bastard
      pigles1 9 jul
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    • Sorry guys im a communist. Guess ill just become a liberal
      _AD_ 8 jul
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    • Wow this explains a lot
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    • I'm a commie? I know the rules it's time to die
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    • And P I M P S
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    • Damn Capricorn be spitting facts though
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    • Bring this back
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    • Jesus Christ that Capricorn one is brutal.
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    • I can't with Capricorn one. I'll see y'all in hell (jk).
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    • Why’d they flame my Leo’s tho
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    • So as we all know astrology is bullshit. But I hate it when a horoscope is accurate, Gemini is 100% accurate to me and its infuriating >:(
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    • Hell yeah, bus driving time
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    • Holy cannoli! How’d they find out that generic statements are related to stars and shit..
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    • Oh god, this is so accurate? How did they know??
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    • Where's my Cancer Prison Gang??? 🦀🦀🦀
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    • I guess I’m a pimp
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    • Capricorn makes sense for me
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    • Libra gang hands up
      __Elfman 8 jul
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    • Damn I was really feeling myself while reading scorpio until they said most of us are murderers lmao
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    • A bisexual and a bitch... smh my head
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    • I-im a whore??😭🥺
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    • I mean gemini did get the bi part right. So I suppose I'll work on the rest. Wheeeeeeee
      CrashJay 9 jul
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    • I guess I’m a bi sexual cheap bastard 😞
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    • This was made by a Virgo
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    • Fucking jerk gang rise up
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    • I am a leo and I have always been incredibly narcissistic and egoistic by nature. The drugged ravings of a 1979 lunatic has become my reality, Horoscopes will shape my actions and personality in a measure of reinforcing confirmation bias for the rest of my life.
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    • Im a quarterpounder i cant read that can someone translate for me?
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    • :c I'm wor th a second of everyone's day
      EatMe 8 jul
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    • I’m a Virgo and I love discord, how else am I supposed to converse with the homies
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    • Where all the Pisces at?
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    • Scorpio squad
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    • Leo got called out extra.
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    • This bitch will await capital punishment for robbing 5 stores and escaping and wrecking a 1998 Toyota camry in a group of orphans causing mass man slaughter and blame it on her Gemini zodiac sign as her final words
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    • Eh... I’m not a commie that’s gross
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    • I’m a cheap bastard bitch
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    • Normally I don't believe in this shit but how the hell do they know I'm bisexual, fucking witches, man
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    • The perfect son of a bish...yup
      Rudabaga 8 jul
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    • I'm a libra and I'm actually an artist... Wtf
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    • then beg.
      nsquared 8 jul
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    • I'm a Cancer. 21st birthday is in less than two weeks. The only thing wrong with it is that I am not sympathetic and really don't care much for others (outside of my immediate family)
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    • They’re wrong, I’m a Scorpio yet I’m trustworthy.....to a point....don’t give me a reason to lie and I won’t lie....or kiII.
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    • I’m a P I M P
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    • At least me ex is a whore
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    • Damn I just got roasted
      mela 9 jul
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    • I’m not worth the time of day what the fuck
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    • Hey guys I’m 16 and I have a receding hairline, I don’t know why and it makes me upset. Any words of encouragement?
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    • Veneral Disease gang where you at?
      Artist05 8 jul
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    • Guess I’m a general prick
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    • Guess I’ll commit die then
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    • GamblingMan take a genuine guess
      Ascaso 8 jul
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    • God damn it this is so accurate it hurts
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    • Fucking lost it at “people like you because you are bi-sexual”
      Audifaux 8 jul
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