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THE LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID, VOL. 1
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    • My ex loved 50 shades of grey and thought she was kinky. She wanted me to choke her and I fine with it. So one night I did. Kinda rude for the IHOP manager to call the cops on me. Apparently that's not okay during a fight. Smh. Make up your mind.
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    • Niggas really be fuckin lizards
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    • Lifts-Her-Tail Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers. Crantius Colto Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers? Lifts-Her-Tail I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid. Crantius Colto So you are, my dumpling. And a good
      agent331 27 jun
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    • Who doesn’t love a little erotic lizard fiction
      DOLUS 27 jun
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    • Ok but 50 Shades of Grey reads like an incredibly badly written fan fiction from a sheltered 14 year old who plays with herself to the though of boys she’d never actually talk to
      _Hans 27 jun
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    • iwannafuckliftshertail
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    • Big tiddy lizard person? Bet it will look great on the PS5
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    • Hey man, you can install the lusty argonian maid follower on the nexus and have “fun” with her
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    • furry porn also exists in the Skyrim universe
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    • The many burdens of Lydia
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    • The Dragonborn after reading it
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    • I fucked this dragon
      Boat_Man 27 jun
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    • Skyrim has mrs kobayashi's dragon maid in it :0
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    • 50sog is the most disgusting representation of BDSM ever. The relationship in 50sog is abusive and manipulative. Real BDSM relationships should not be either of those things
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    • Can anyone tell me how the hell fifty shades is a spin off of twilight. Like it still confuses me to this day.
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    • 50 shades of Argonian tail
      Septamous 27 jun
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    • Skrunky 28 jun
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    • Skyrim came out 2011, Oblivion was 2006. Morrowind was 2002. Bethesda is getting lazy with their shitt
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    • Read 50 Shades once when I was like 13 because I was horny but that shit is so nasty I couldn't sustain a boner
      Stever_ 27 jun
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    • Been playing too much Nintendo lately....sat here for 15 minutes trying to figure out what twilight princess has to do with 50 shades of grey lmfao
      SpiderGuy 28 jun
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    • Me when I find all three books in the same chest:
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    • There is a quest in the Dragonborn DLC to deliver the Lusty Argonian Maid Folio
      Disabled 27 jun
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    • My little cousin jacked to that book no joke
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    • an_E_Pat 29 jun
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    • Y’all seen the irl porn comic of the same name?
      stnick6 27 jun
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    • Bro the furries really be out here tho
      Raccoom 27 jun
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    • What if the lizards tail went inside you?
      BTURX 27 jun
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    • Did y’all get the mod where you end the writer of that book
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    • Where's vol 2
      MRboss112 27 jun
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    • Lusty argonian maid will always be a better story than twilight
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    • Every time I hear that I think I’m about to get a raid shadow legends sponsor
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    • How to fuck a reptile. Page 1. Hire them and sign sexual favors in the fine print of their contract.
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    • What about volume 2?
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    • Crassus Curio gang
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    • Argonian gang, where you at?
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    • Smash brandi 's coot
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    • Fifty shades was a twilight fanfic this is not a shitpost but a fact
      spudtato1 27 jun
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    • GIMME THAT TELEKENESIS SPELL TOMS IMMA HAVE MYSELF A NIGHT
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    • Ah yes, that I’m trying to stem away from.... you know.... that, so if you guys could like not post these memes about me that would be nice
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    • 50 shades of gray was just softcore porn in movie form. 365 days was literally a porno. Good sex scenes, but shit writing.
      shpeedle 27 jun
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    • Phexal 27 jun
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    • Thomas the train
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    • #2
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    • Me trying to defend the comments section from the furries.
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    • The Lusty Argonion Maid proves that we are all scales which mean we are all, in fact, furries
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    • Did someone say monster girls?
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    • UglyHoe 27 jun
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    • Oh, What I wouldn't give for some fresh argonian reptussy
      knerbin 30 jun
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    • One day I hope to experience some lusty argonian pussy
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    • bruh everybody’s been posting their results on tik tok after watching “365 days” on netflix, it’s this porno that has left women covered in bruises and insane hickeys. Ended up watching it with my gf and blew through 7 condoms and left her ass red like a tomato I recommend you guys give it a shot
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    • Who doesn't love a little erotic lizard fiction?
      kedah 30 jun
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    • Damn right
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    • Huh
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    • Lusty argonian kinda hot tho
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    • Anyone need their spear polished?
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    • Not my proudest VR wank
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    • Ever sit down and actually read that book?
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    • We all know we've opened this book up at some point. But few have the whole collection.
      Ashset 29 jun
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    • Watching 50 Shades with my fb rn and it’s hella weird. Like she got whipped all throughout the movie then at the end he does it again and she’s like, “You get pleasure from this? I don’t wanna and I hate you now”
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    • I'll buy it
      benneboi 29 jun
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    • Lizard girl five guys
      sneaky6 29 jun
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    • People hating on furries and then reading The Lusty Argonian Maid...
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    • pussy is pussy
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    • I got hard to it and cum
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    • Glad im not the only one beating my meat while looting.
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    • Is that in the base game if so where do i find it
      tomeny 29 jun
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    • I didn’t see what the big whoop was about 50 shades of Grey. Then when I was being forced to watch it I got puss, then I learned 😂 it’s fucking awesome.
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    • So that was the famous video on pornhub
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    • Y'all remember that one place that dude had like 20 or 30 of this book
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    • But lets be real, we can never forget Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life
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    • x11219 28 jun
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    • 50 shades of Greybeards
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    • e
      symbolsx 28 jun
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    • Me at age 50 going to a questionable barber: "Shifty fades of gray"
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    • Fifty shades of gay*
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    • Wait is that an actual thing that happened IN GAME?
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    • Yes
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    • Lmao is this a quest in a mod or something?
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    • I just read g/177013. That shit is just sad...
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    • wasnt twilight supposed to be a parody of something? or maybe it was 50 shades?
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    • Then There's me
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    • I see your Lusty Argonian Maid raise you the much rarer Sultry Argonian Bard.
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    • Beautiful
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    • I would strongly recommend reading the skyrim book "Palla". It has 2 volumes, but it's an interesting concept with a surprising end.
      Invertzz 28 jun
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    • I won't say it's my proudest nut but I have to the lusty argonian maid, it's actually a good read even though its a long read but it's some spicy stuff
      Jsorto104 28 jun
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    • Actually “Love” from netflix
      mKOdaddy 28 jun
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    • Twilite thi
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    • Ima get hate but Fifty Shades trilogy was actually good imo i dont watch it for the bdsm just simply the way the guys love developed for the girl and to be fair Ana is pretty hot so
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