No one:
My nutsack in my work pants during this heat:
sailor_mike
yngbuk yngbuk
21 may
No one: My nutsack in my work pants during this heat: sailor_mike
Train up a child in the
way he should go, and
when he is old he will not depart from it.
PROVERBS
JesusIsLord JesusIsLord
30 sep 2020
Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it. PROVERBS
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Heather7 Heather7
25 sep 2020
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Me checking my bank account every hour for that stimulus check.
AS
ip HopMemesDaily
staples1724 staples1724
1 jan 2021
Me checking my bank account every hour for that stimulus check. AS ip HopMemesDaily
When somebody changes the plans
Looks like there's been a change of plans
When somebody changes the plans Looks like there's been a change of plans
Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
LittleFoxBitch LittleFoxBitch
2 jun
Man tried to seduce undercover officer with chicken alfredo
Judge_life Judge_life
23 sep 2020
He won costume contest as a water bottle
1. Iron Stare
2. Private America
3. Thur
4. The Help
5. House Spider
6. Steak Fries
cuntwithspunk cuntwithspunk
24 feb
1. Iron Stare 2. Private America 3. Thur 4. The Help 5. House Spider 6. Steak Fries
Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing!
mute_spicygoodness mute_spicygoodness
11 jun
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing!
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone.
"Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
Valyrison Valyrison
28 oct 2020
When you're with bae and they start smiling at their phone. "Excuse me, but your happiness is sitting right here."
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
AriesL AriesL
27 jan
When you see Superman using the car you're still making payments on as a weapon:
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tciddymerica
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
bobjobster
30 oct 2020
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tciddymerica OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
when my mom complains about my attitude but got it from her
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan
when my mom complains about my attitude but got it from her
This isn't Christina Aguilera. Wish, you okay? I know you sell knock offs, but this is too far.
Christina Aguilera Poster, Christina
Aguilera Art, Wall Art, Print Nature
Painting, Decorative Picture,
Suigeneris Pop, Music
$15.15+ Instock
umbragbxtrapirl umbragbxtrapirl
4 feb
This isn't Christina Aguilera. Wish, you okay? I know you sell knock offs, but this is too far. Christina Aguilera Poster, Christina Aguilera Art, Wall Art, Print Nature Painting, Decorative Picture, Suigeneris Pop, Music $15.15+ Instock
Do I have your attention now?
SS
cutekinkyuwumemes5 cutekinkyuwumemes5
14 apr
Do I have your attention now? SS