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    • Every 9th grader: “hey I’ve seen this one”
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    • Aye!!! My first feature!!
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    • "What, you egg?" [he stabs him]
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    • When my 9th grade class watched Romeo and Juliet, and this line came up, we all went insane. No one could stop talking about it for the rest of the year.
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    • Tybalt is the saucy boi
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    • I played lord capulet in class because in my township the curriculum requires us to act it out. It was pretty fucking embarrassing to say this to the guy who was playing the character who I said this too.
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    • "What, you egg?" [He stabs him.]
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    • What? You egg?
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    • Stop this format it makes no fucking sense
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    • Guys it's funny bc they put Nobody:
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    • My class died laughing when we read this freshman year
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    • Nobody, absolutely nobody, not a single soul, not an ever existing person, not one speck of human trace, an absence of human presence, lack of human existential participation, a noticeable empty void where humans are supposed to fill,
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    • Tybalt the S A U C Y B O I
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    • We had to reenact a scene for english class and my group got that scene and I ended up being lord capsules, and I had to say that In front of the entire class
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    • "You egg" *stabs him*
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    • "nObOdY: "
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    • Just say nobody, don’t drag out the joke
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    • My favourite line from Romeo and Juliet
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    • How are these captions still relevant
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    • No one, Mercutio: I will use my naked tool against you.
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    • Mercutio as he dies: I am sped
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    • Never forget the time an assassin called a child an egg before stabbing him in Macbeth.
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    • capulet pussy really had romeo actin strange
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    • Shakespeare is the father of the modern day meme. like if you agree
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    • And it was beautiful
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    • thank you Shakespeare
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    • I swear to god we read this out loud in class and the person being capulet couldn’t even read the damn line he was pissing himself lmao
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    • Do you bite your thumb at us suh?
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    • Nobody format isnt funny just repetitive and retarded
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    • Just make the goddamn joke! I'm sick of this fucking"Nobody:" format. And adding more lines of variations of nobody just makes the shit more annoying.
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    • We read this out loud in class and everyone laughed it was great
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    • Saying nobody says nothing is the same as saying everybody says everything
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    • I bite my thumb at you, sir
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    • The whole "Nobody:" caption is fucking stupid. Just lazy writing cause they couldn't think of a good caption. It would be better if they had no caption at all
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    • How many times do you have to say nobody
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    • Nobody absolutely nobody not a single soul absolutely nobody not a single fucking living organism in sight absolute silence nobody:
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    • Shakespeare you saucy bastard
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    • I read this in Ainsley's voice
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    • “What, you egg? (Stabs him).”
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    • *Stabbing Him* “What, you egg?”
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    • This line was only second to when lady capulet says to Juliet “what you, hoe”
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    • Wheres tbat picture of a shakespeare quote that says "what you egg? He stabs him" I need to find it
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    • What? You egg! *stabs* Young fry of treachery!
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    • The “nobody:” is so overused
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    • TyBoLt
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    • I'm a big fan of "What! You egg!"
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    • i remember doing the shakespear festival in middle school, my class got the first half of Romeo and Juliet, and people laughed so hard at that line.
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    • I wanted to read lord caplulet in school because i knew of this line (i got to)
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    • The word Capulet just gave me flashbacks to my English finall
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    • We just read that this past year in British Literature and my friend and i laughed so damn hard at this part and the rest of the school year the term "saucy boy" became a meme
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    • You are a saucy boy
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    • I remember 9th grade English and everybody died when we read that line
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    • Saucy boi
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    • It’s spelled boi, Shakespeare
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    • Oh my god the 2 other variations of "nobody" made this so much funnier! Thank you karen, very funny memay, say hi to the kids!
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    • The entire class basically shat themselves laughing when they read this line
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    • Every 9th grade girl: oh I'll kiss thy lips, haply some poison doth yet hang on them
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    • When are the “no one” memes gonna die. Can’t believe people still use it. Smh
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    • FUCK TYBALT ||| made by the benvolio gang
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    • Shakespeare was the original shit poster
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    • I’m so sick of this shit. Quit with the “nobody” intro
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    • This as my favorite moment in 9th grade English
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    • let’s not forget when mercutio says “i am sped”
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    • Most people in that time period used that as common vernacular....
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    • I had performed in some steampunk Romeo and Juliet play in high school, and I damn well savored that line.
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