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    • "Better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum" Obama, 1876
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    • “It’s-a me Mario”
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    • "A man chooses, a slave obeys." Yeah n!gga and I chose to cave your skull in with this 9 iron.
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    • “Sometimes when faced with 2 hard choices, the only solution is to eliminate the people asking you to make them”
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    • Get rich or cum trying
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    • "We can't expect God to do all the work"
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    • If you kiIIed Paarthurnax I hate you
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    • All of them are somewhat profound... and then there’s Wheatley’s
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    • “Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.”
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    • “NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING WOMEN WITH RESPECT!” - Mr Torgue
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    • "Five years ago, I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye, and the world just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow there will be no shortage of volunteers, no shortage of Patriots, I know you understand -General Shepard
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    • That third guy seems very wise...kinda sexy too.
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    • You really gonna add the mass effect one and not include the next sentence? “The silence is your answer”
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    • "In a world without Heroes, a villain must be born to create them." "I'm just a simple human" "Good, and Evil are the same. It is you who gives them meaning." "An emperor, a human emperor. The very thing you despise, and fear, is your only salvation." Arkaedia O'Terra.
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    • "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
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    • SH OOT ME IN THE FACE-facey mcshoo ty
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    • One of these things is not like the others
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    • I know it’s just one of the games there, but AC: II is one of the best games I’ve ever played. The Ezio Trilogy’s story is beautiful, and Ezio is one of the rare characters that I would call amazing. The fact that we followed him from birth until death let us truly understand him.
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    • One of these things is not like the others...
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    • "I am a monument to all your sins"
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    • The Witcher one is great
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    • “My weapon is my burden, a reminder of the path I was forced to take. When the word weapon is emptied of meaning; when the purpose of a weapon is impossible to grasp; when the rejection of my weapon is of significance to no one other than myself...only then shall I remove it from my arm...
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    • “I need a weapon.” - Master Chief
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    • “I’m Johnny On the spot, I’ll hook you up”
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    • Joshua Graham straight up said "in a world of misery and pain, there is great comfort in knowing you are strapped" og new vegas fans will get it
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    • Underrated quote from a forgotten franchise: “Wisdom is a circle: what you receive, you must give back.”
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    • "Rip and Tear."
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    • “I may cum but the guilt that follows is merciless, are u strong enough?” - some hobo fucking a dog
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    • Fallout: New Vegas taught me that video games can be equal to, and even exceed film and literature in quality of story. The writing, the humor, the tradgedy, all of it, is good enough to make most ignore the fact that bethesda crippled the game with a time limit. It’s truly something to behold
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    • Javik - the alien bug guy, from Mass Effect - his next line is "their silence is your answer"
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    • Halfway through these inspirational quotes here comes Wheatley's bitch ass to tell me I have brain damage wtf
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    • "In a world without gold, we might have been heroes."
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    • Wheatley's Quote seems out of place
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    • Don't ever tell me that games aren't a respectable medium of art
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    • “Oh I know what the ladies like” -Sgt Johnson
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    • To break a man's will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind. Men have this idea that we can fight with dignity, that there's a proper way to kiII someone. It's absurd, it's anesthetic. We need it to endure the bloody horror of murder. You must destroy that idea. Show them what a (1/?)
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    • "When you yell into the void, wich one are you more scared of? The silence, or the answer?" -Dick kickem
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    • "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!!!!"
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    • Victory is bought with blood. Are you willing to pay for it?
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    • all these cool quotes, and then there is Spark literally just saying your retarded
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    • He whom cums in his pants, is stronger than the gods who hath bestowed premature love unto him
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    • Your mom suck me good through my jorts
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    • "Keep your expectations low, and you will never be disappointed." - Kratos
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    • "Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters" what an absolutely raw line.
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    • If her cooch is a ditch then she herself is bitch
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    • “If you can’t make them see the light, make em feel the heat” -Ronald Reagan
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    • I was waiting for the "Can you draw them farting" thing or something. I'm disappointed
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    • “Heresy is like a tree. It's roots lie in darkness while it's leaves wave in the sun. You can prune away its branches, even cut the tree to the ground but it will grow again, ever stronger. Such is the nature of heresy and why it is so difficult to destroy.
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    • Fallout new vegas had 2
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    • "literally any quote" - Uncle Iroh
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    • “AHHH! YOU LOOK A- good actually very good” - Wheatley
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    • “I’ve never seen a skinny girl drinking Diet Coke” -Donald Trump
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    • Bideo gayme
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    • I? I am a monument to all your sins.
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    • “In the end, we followed two different roads of our own making. You, a lovely family. Me, a crooked empire. And my road burned. I let our creations become my life.” - Joey Drew; Bendy and the Ink Machine
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    • The mass effect one really got me the first time I played through 3.
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    • Minecraft- No matter how far you travel, the journey is never ending.
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    • “Man has to choose where their loyalties lie. Whether it be with themselves, God, or the state” -Sadie Adler Red Dead Redemption 2
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    • “Oh fuck I’ve been stabbed in the eye” - General Shepherd
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    • Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the Gods, and it was empty
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    • "It hurts when you stick your pee pee in my poopoo hole" - Albert Einstein
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    • If people stand taller the harder I beat them, then why hasn’t that 4 year old gotten up in days after I smashed his head with a brick?
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    • There are so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everybody lives happily ever after.
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    • The Wheatley one makes me think this whole thing was a shitpost
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    • Fucking wheatley. He really doesn't fit in with the rest
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    • The Witcher summed up why I don't vote anymore
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    • Fuck Delphine, Esbern, and The Blades. Parthuurnax is the homie
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    • RandyX 6 aug
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    • “Welcome to the cum zone” -cum zone voice guy
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    • Life is soup. I am fork
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    • "Welcome to the circus of value! Ahahaha"
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    • I was really hoping for a claptrap quote at the end
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    • New Vegas gets two. That's right. Fallout 3 got none.
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    • "Wanting something does not give you the right to have it." Me who just wants someone to hold:
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    • "Love is just a chemical. We give it meaning by choice" Eleanor Lamb from Bioshock 2
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    • I'm mad the entire jackal speech wasn't on here
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    • Master chiefs quote works well for Epstein
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    • “Give a man a gun, he will be fed for a day, until you see him on the news, then he gets multiple meals a day for live”
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    • “Poop shitty doo doo” ~ my butthole
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    • “Dicks out for Harambe”
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    • “guacamole n|gga penis” -someone
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    • I like all of these quotes except for the witcher one. Bitch if I had to choose between a lesser evil and a greater evil than of course I would choose the lesser evil.
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    • Time for crab
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    • The first quote reminds me of Thulsa Doom's "What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?"
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    • "Devotion inspires Bravery, Bravery inspires Sacrifice, Sacrifice leads to Death."
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    • No amount of magic can change the past but even the smallest amount of will can change the future
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    • "Never pick a fight with a man that has nothing left to lose"
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    • Is someone trying to say that they got this inspirational quote through Link who just constantly yells “Hiyah!!” while cutting the grass?
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    • Fuck k1lling parthunaax, all my homies love parthunaax
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    • Boogalations 21:6. "He who hath bread but no guns, hath no bread.
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    • "Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let -
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    • Wheatley is so out of place but I fucking love it
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    • Mucho texto
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    • In a world without gold, we would be heroes. - Edward Thatch
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    • Andrew Ryan still fucks me up
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    • Video games are important, and wonderful
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