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    • Tbh that's kinda more impressive he got a cucumber that big
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    • Sorry, it's not a cucumber. It's a watermelon that managed to grow with inadequate amount of water. Happens quite a bit in my patch. Beautiful on the outside, all rind on the inside..
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    • Its a watermelon 😂 he picked it wayyy too early
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    • Dumbasses think a watermelon that’s not ripe is a cucumber 😂 this dumb hoe like “my dad planted a watermelon and a giant cucumber grew” no yall got a case of the downies
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    • It isnt. That's what an unripe watermelon looks like. He picked them too soon.
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    • Its not a cucumber it is a watermelon BUT it is VERY underripe. It might up to two months too early bc watermelons ripen slowly, and it can look ripe when its not. Thats why theyre so hard to know when theyre ready cuz they look ripe but arent
      Lemons_ 3 aug
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    • That’s really just a watermelon that isn’t ripe.
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    • Its just an unripened watermelon, when cucumbers grow bigger they just get longer not wider, nor to they change their texture, i mean the outside pattern is clearly a watermelon and its obviously rine, and the inside isnt quite right either.
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    • Or its just unripe
      mdsbass 3 aug
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    • He picked it too early, it's still a watermelon
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    • No its not. It's a melon that hasn't developed yet. It's all rind
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    • Actually was a watermelon. Wasn't ripe
      Danvader 3 aug
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    • I grow cucumbers, that’s not a fucking cucumber. It’s a watermelon that was picked before it was ripe. That’s all the white shit.
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    • It's not a cucumber. It's a watermelon that's not ripe
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    • Actually it’s a watermelon that wasn’t ripe yet
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    • Thats an unripe watermelon
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    • That’s a watermelon buddy. A shit one, but a watermelon
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    • Yeah that’s definitely still a watermelon
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    • Holy shit dude, you can make a giant pickle
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    • No its a watermelon it just wasnt ready to be picked yet
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    • He picked that melon way too early. When you're growing watermelons wait until you see big yellow marks in and a webbing like pattern
      CatOrgy 3 aug
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    • That is a watermelon but it’s a wild watermelon. They aren’t toxic but they’re inedible
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    • No thats a watermellon dumbass
      Zeke12 5 aug
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    • It's an unripened watermelon ya fucks
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    • its literally just a watermelon that isnt fully grown yet
      TheLQ 3 aug
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    • It’s a melon mixed with a squash, they are similar so it was just cross pollination. We have a couple melon squashes every year and it’s super disappointing.
      Rotface 3 aug
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    • It's just a watermelon that he picked too early
      xkpeters 3 aug
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    • It's just a not ripe watermelon... people are stupid
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    • The best part of a cucumber is the worst part of a watermelon.
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    • It's just an unripe watermelon. Should've let it grow a couple more weeks
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    • Now make it a pickle.
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    • Pretty sure thats a watermelon, he picked it too early
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    • Cucumbers don't have that pattern? It's an unripe watermelon.
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    • It’s called a wintermelon Asians eat it
      MomSoap 4 aug
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    • It’s not a cucumber it’s just not fully ripe yet 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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    • Actually his Cucumbers and Watermelons cross bred and became a hybrid fruit/vegetable
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    • That's just a unripe watermelon he should have waited a few more weeks
      dbz3 4 aug
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    • Shoulda made a big ass pickle out of it
      Nostril 3 aug
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    • Hey, at least now you can make pickles that cover the entire burger so you can get a bit of pickle with each bite
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    • I feel like that’s more impressive
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    • That’s not a cucumber it just isn’t a ripe watermelon
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    • It’s not a cucumber though, it’s just an unripe watermelon...
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    • That is no cucumber 😂
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    • The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermellon
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    • God Ifunny is dumb. That is a watermelon, he just didnt let it ripen
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    • noon, it is a watermelon, it’s just not ripe yet
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    • You could make such big pickles...
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    • That’s actually a watermelon he just picked it too soon. There’s no stripped cucumbers😂.
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    • You just picked it to early dumbass
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    • That...or it's the most unripe watermelon I've seen. Your dad knows nothing about slapping melons.
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    • If that were a watermelon why was it cut that way
      cow365 3 aug
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    • Thats not a cucumber, thats a watermelon, cucumbers dont have stripes on the skin, the watermelon just wasnt ripe before you cut it, little tip put your ear up to it and knock on it, if it sound's hollow then its good, if not then its either too ripe or not ripe enough
      GmanV 3 aug
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    • Just a non ripe watermelon
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    • That is not a got dang cucumber that is a certain unripe water muhlone
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    • thats a unripe watermelon
      T_Skeezy 3 aug
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    • That's just a watermelon he picked too early
      samdmh13 3 aug
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    • That’s a watermelon
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    • Oh it's a watermelon alright, seeds are much too large, it wasnt ripe yet
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    • The worst part of the watermelon tastes like the best part of the cucumber
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    • It’s an underripe watermelon wasn’t ready to be picked
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    • Dumbass picked it early
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    • My dad has such a green thumb we had roses blooming in four feet of snow, even the ones that were buried by it. He rescued them as a feeble dying sprout from a warehouse and they were just so happy
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    • He didn’t let it grow long enough
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    • Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough
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    • Thats actually just an un ripe watermelon.
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    • I’m 90% sure that he just picked it way to early
      elisa 3 aug
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    • This actually happens, one time at the 99 cent store we got a pumpkin in the shape of a watermelon,we cut it open an it actually was a watermelon
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    • I’m growing watermelon and cucumbers in my yard too and I swear if this happens I’m making some goddamn pickles
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    • Just a watermelon he picked way too early
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    • That’s not a cucumber. It’s more likely an unripe crimson sweet melon. If it’s ripe it’s a white flesh melon.
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    • Definitely not a cucumber just an odd species of melon. There are thousands. Even all white ones. Some different color striped ones. Melon farming is fun
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    • the best part of a cucumber, tastes like the worst part of a watermelon
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    • Stick it in butt
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    • it’s just an early harvested jubilee melon. it looks like it had about 3 more weeks to go before it was ready.
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    • That's still a watermelon it just never ripened
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    • Not as bad as my dad. Tried to raise a man. Got a fucking over grown baby with facial hair.
      ble_ble 3 aug
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    • thats not a cucumber but okay
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    • That's an unripe watermelon
      Noctalix 3 aug
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    • Still a watermelon, cucumbers have spikes
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    • Keep that away from his daughter
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    • Thats not a cucumber. Its a watermelon that was picked too soon
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    • Or maybe the fucking watermelon wasn’t ripe
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    • ...make a big ass pickle
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    • Cucumbers are invasive, we planted 6 and they overtook an entire 3 acre garden, they suckkk
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    • Make giant pickles
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    • That's somehow better.
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    • That’s actually just a different breed of watermelon, tastes a bit different too
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    • He probably planted the watermelon near a cucumber, vegetables with lots of water content take on the flavor of nearby vegetables. I’ve had spicy lettuce because it was planted too close to peppers
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    • That watermelon isn't ripe yet.
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    • That watermelon just wasn't ready.
      Taddimus 3 aug
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    • Or it’s just a fucking not ripe watermelon you retard
      yunojojo 3 aug
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    • Impressive but..as a man who loves his gardening and lawn care, how could you forget that the harvest was a cucumber. It should be in the cucumber section!
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    • Bet the wife ain’t gonna be complaining
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    • Cucumbers just taste like the green part of a watermelon anyway.
      MissSwan 6 aug
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    • y'all definitely don't no anything about agriculture. It's a watermelon thats not ripe smh
      coltello 5 aug
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    • Watermelons also look like that if they aren't ripe yet. Maybe he just picked it too early?
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    • Single 30yo women: *heavy breathing*
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    • Cumbermelon* they are a thing
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