• mom told me to look outside and
let her know when her ”weed
guy” shows up. after gluing my
eyes to the driveway for 20
minutes thinking my mother was
ab to buy marijuana in front of me,
our landscaper pulls up. our
Iandscaper. her weed guy. seeya
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    • my landscaper is my weed guy lol
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    • Like if youre for legalization comment if your not (and why)
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    • I don't like weed because it is the devil's lettuce and I've never liked lettuce.
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    • Imagine being that retarded
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    • Well, my landscaper is my weed guy in both meanigns
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    • Not everyone is a degenerate, Shannon.
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    • To clarify for people saying weed changed their freind. No, it didnt, something else changed them but because you kept blaming weed instead of finding out what's actually wrong noone helped them until it was too late
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    • iT'S nOt AdDiCTiNg!
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    • lol my dad is a landscaper and now im wondering if I should call him a weed guy
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    • I love how it is the one drug that stays in your body forever. You Literally can’t get certain jobs cause of hair follicle tests but if you wanna blow down or shoot up the day b4 you’ll be fine on your drug test.
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    • For some fuckin reason I legit thought she glued her eyes to the driveway. Just shows that 3 hours of sleep and a 10 hour shift (4 am till 2 pm) fucks you upppp. Lmao tho good one
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    • Ur mom made a dad joke.
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    • As I read this at my job I was closing the receipt for room 420... coincidence? I think not
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    • There’s a local company named “weed man”
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    • Want to earn a couple extra dollars this month? Feel free to dm me about it if you'd like!
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    • Saw it coming
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    • content not available more
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    • Mexicans, good for drugs and lawn care
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    • Alot of those guys sell on the DL
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    • She tried her hand at a dad joke and did fairly well
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    • Damn you’re that dumb?
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    • Perfect covers don't exis.....
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    • And then the landscaper sold her pot
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    • Well you're just a dumbass then. I know more people that call them weed guys than landscapers
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    • Now ya see son, for a guy like me who is a boring ass square, it would make sense to call my landscaper the weed guy
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    • You’re stupid if you don’t think your parents mean a man who takes care of weeds. Your parents aren’t going to ask you to wait for their marijuana man. Unless they’re “free spirits” and strippers.
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    • Fuckin junkies
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    • If I get tc I will eat my dog out
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    • Like this comment and i’ll snap all furries and porn acc from iNigga
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    • I'll take "Things That Didn't Happen" for 500, Bob.
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    • I read weeb
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    • I wonder what weed is like. 25 years down and I've never tried.
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    • In Toledo we have a landscaping company called “weed man”
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    • I am soooooo doing this to my kid. I do t even care if they tell me the landscaper is there. I just want to waste their time on a false belief because that's how life be sometimes
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    • As a landscaper we dont deal with weeds at all. That is lawn care. Not landscaping.
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    • When your landscaper is also your weed guy so your kids don’t know about it
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    • Damn bitch you’re stupid
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    • Didn’t see that one coming
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    • Our landscaping company is literally called "The Weed Guys" lol so I can see this happening
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    • What did you think she meant?
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    • Cause that’s what it’s suppose to mean, all you fucking drug addicts ruined it.
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    • My landscaper offered me weed when I was 16 cuz he heard I went to a couple parties, never been more fucking confused in my entire life
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    • Absolute retard lol
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    • My weed guy was named Sebastian. Good kid. Hard worker. Kept showing up even when it was raining, no matter how much I told him that it was okay to miss a week due to bad weather. Went off to college last summer, now I need a new weed guy
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    • Perfect cover
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    • Had us in the last first half ngl
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    • Probably good shit
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    • saw it coming
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    • The guys who does that in my neighborhood is called weedman so I can relate
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    • Help for a nonamerican, whats landscaper?
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    • Congratulations your mother is not a degenerate
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    • Shit.
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    • She was probably tricking you and doing blow in the bathroom while you looked outside
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    • Your mom buys weed from your lawn guy.
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    • When youre a single mother and have to make the dad jokes yourself...
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    • where my pure boys at who have never intentionally taken drugs of any kind (except for Advil and shit) before in their life
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    • This seems like something rich people do to seem urban.
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    • Probably mexican like my azz
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    • That’s very predictable landscapers love pot
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    • Am I the only person left that thinks weed is gay and degenerate
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    • Still convinced that she's buying weed from him
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    • To any weed smokers do you guys feel safe when driving while the high?
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    • You could still smoke it if you wanted to
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    • and i oop-
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    • Weed lol
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    • Addicts be like
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    • I like my own comment to get the ball rolling
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