WE HAVE RECRUITED
COUNT DRACULA!
THE IMMORTAL VAMPIRE!
Bohanaphan Bohanaphan
5 apr 2020
WE HAVE RECRUITED COUNT DRACULA! THE IMMORTAL VAMPIRE!
I don't know what this little girl is going through but SAME
GirlMemes GirlMemes
18 feb
I don't know what this little girl is going through but SAME
The Doctor: "Who is she?"
Kazran: "Nobody important."
"Not important? Blimey. That's amazing.
You know in 900 years in Time and Space,
I've never met someone who wasn't important before."
reed
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
The Doctor: "Who is she?" Kazran: "Nobody important." "Not important? Blimey. That's amazing. You know in 900 years in Time and Space, I've never met someone who wasn't important before." reed
WT? fun fact #4
Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and
Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to
America by President Thomas Jefferson
PresidentChecker PresidentChecker
14 dec 2020
WT? fun fact #4 Ice Cream, Macaroni and Cheese, French Fries, and Champagne were all popularized in or introduced to America by President Thomas Jefferson
putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn't once check
up one me: cut toxic people out
putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn't once check up one me: cut toxic people out
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge".
Me:
silentwolf74 silentwolf74
23 dec 2020
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge". Me:
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds
you of your sins
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds you of your sins
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?
Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September? - Doggo confused why no one is remembering the 21st of September?
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
my butt
that first sip of coffee
noonhansa noonhansa
20 nov 2020
my butt that first sip of coffee
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing
I'm fighting for my fucking lite
Cocorulez Cocorulez
4 nov 2020
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing I'm fighting for my fucking lite
If she got a dog like this, she a hoe
cumnog
my grandma has a dog like this..
Ya grandma a hoe
Yumji Yumji
13 may
If she got a dog like this, she a hoe cumnog my grandma has a dog like this.. Ya grandma a hoe
How she looks when she says
"She'll he readv in 5 minutes"
awful_page1 awful_page1
19 dec 2020
How she looks when she says "She'll he readv in 5 minutes"
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
NEXT ADDITION TO THE KILL COUNT:
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
Lifesimmer12 Lifesimmer12
17 may
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for
$500
Klutch145 Klutch145
22 dec 2020
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
Mr. President
John F. Kennedy:
Dastan Dastan
5 oct 2020
Mr. President John F. Kennedy:
Naim Omari
Monday at AM @
Jehovas Witnesses: Now hiring, spread the faith for
Me & my homie at yo door on Saturday:
Naim Omari Monday at AM @ Jehovas Witnesses: Now hiring, spread the faith for Me & my homie at yo door on Saturday:
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex
Nickel Savers CFollow
Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
17 mar
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex Nickel Savers CFollow Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
Warealle
@wareable
Amazon Echo Frames glasses lets
Alexa sit on your face
Uzi Hurt
@lostblackboy
LETS ALEXA DO WHAT
Warealle @wareable Amazon Echo Frames glasses lets Alexa sit on your face Uzi Hurt @lostblackboy LETS ALEXA DO WHAT