• Me: gets shitty SAT scores
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    • Yeah but the military only really cares about the asvab
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    • 1470 on SAT, 36 on ACT. Ask me for tips if you want.
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    • SAT and ACT are a joke. ROTC (not to be confused with the virgin JROTC) scholarships are the best scholarships. They look at grades and fitness less on standardized tests. I have all of college paid for and I even get extra. 5 years of service after isn’t bad but isn’t for everyone.
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    • Dude the army is a full ride to middle class if you play your cards right and don’t die. The army recruits you not because it’s good to have dumb fucks in the army it does it so you can have a possibly positive effect on the economy later. Disclaimer: none is fact just the way I see it. 😉
      eoneon 4 aug
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    • My mother gave a marine recruiter my number without my permission so he called me and i answered. Day or two later she texts me saying she doesnt want me to go to the marines, so i ask why she gave him my number, and she says "i didnt expect you to pick up the phone"...
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    • Army recruiters kept calling me after high school and I said, "I do a lot of drugs and I'm not willing to quit." They stopped calling.
      burritos 5 aug
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    • Everyone thinks it either you got college, the army, or none but everyone forgets about trade school. If you do the right trades you can easily get into a union and have great pay with benefits
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    • Prezz_ 5 aug
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    • I quite literally don’t understand people who can’t do well on standardized tests. You literally don’t have to know anything, it’s all just basic logic and time management with some reading comprehension.
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    • Unfortunately for you, the military doesn’t want dumbasses. They want smart poor people.
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    • Don’t enlist, Military has shit tier policies with self righteousness imbedded in the minds of a vast majority of service members and it burns through tax dollars like wild fires in Australia. It’s not worth the stress or “benefits”
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    • Half these people ain’t even talk to a recruiter before
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    • I may enlist
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    • Is a 1140 good I need a reference
      SinBin0 4 aug
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    • Proof that College Board is a Monopoly.
      LinkBlue 5 aug
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    • My test scores put me at a full ride to university of my choice for BioChemical Engineering, but I wasted it being lazy. Test scores aren’t everything my dudes. Just work hard and stick to it
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    • Never had problems with army guys they always just oriented me and that’s it marines however would borderline harass me and try to intimidate me
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    • Didn't do one you fucks
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    • Didn't take it (or don't remember). Joined the Navy right out of High School. Boot, two combat ships back to back. Had many adventures. Shore duty, went to college, no SAT required. Graduated with a 3.619 GPA. Now I waste time on ifunny...
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    • Joined the army. Never took SAT or the other one I don’t remember it
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    • I got a 29 on my ACT but can’t go to college cause I’m poor marines it is I guess
      El89 4 aug
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    • Recruit me already you cowards
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    • Good sat score on everything but the fucking essay gang
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    • Joe Biden:
      PEARCUBS 4 aug
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    • How do you do fellow kids?
      NotLizzz 4 aug
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    • I got a 2200 on the old SAT and I tutor the new one for a private company. Ask me anything.
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    • Going military cause I have no clue what I wanna do after highschool. Going navy as an ITS/ATF
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    • Got a 67
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    • I never even took to sat or act. Still going to a trade school with almost a full ride
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    • I’d never tell someone “yes the military is so cool everyone should join!” But I’d also never shit on someone for wanting to join. It’s right for some people and not for others.
      arf1049 4 aug
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    • I'm enlisting with an option 40 contract, meaning I go to the army rangers after boot camp, I'm excited.
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    • Anybody got that Dio walk edit pic?
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    • Braith 4 aug
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    • ACT is far superior anyway
      blargus 4 aug
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    • wacka flacka has a higher ACT than ben shapiro
      _Beef 4 aug
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    • I hate college. I feel like I should quit and enlist
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    • ACT >> SAT
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    • I got two options, pass SAT get to college, no pass go become a military engineer or medic
      a_bot_ 4 aug
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    • When you get a 90 on the ASVAB
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    • Bro where the comments at
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    • ?? The meme isnt even fucking complete
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    • So many schools drifted away from sat score testing and with this pandemic going on where no one can take the sat tests we will see less schools asking. As a person that graduated and got in my top choice I can tell you that those scores don't matter due to schools starting to care less. GPA OTOH
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    • 1060 SAT, 19 ACT, Accepted to Penn State for Engineering. Scores aren’t always everything
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    • Boi I'm so fucking retarded I can't even score high enough on the ASVAB to get in the army.
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    • Where are my boys with 1500 or better
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    • Is 1090 good? I couldn’t be fucked with the math section
      horpor 4 aug
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    • My school got bribed by a nat gas company to allow people to come in and try and convince us to work for them out of high school
      YeIlow 4 aug
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    • Is 1080 good?
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    • STOLEN FROM REDDIT
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    • blue_too 4 aug
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    • Blitxeon 4 aug
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    • Hence why community college is the way to go.
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    • Wait. It's just a comment tho. Always has been. Bang.
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    • I really feel shit about my scores, I got a 1450, but I feel like I need to have done way better to get where I want to go. Do you think I did well enough?
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    • It seems ifunny really likes to mark spam.
      LinkBlue 8 aug
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    • I only joined for the education I'm currently getting. Everyone in my rate only joins for this schooling then dips second they can
      doms 7 aug
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    • I see that yellow in the bottom right
      Ruutile 7 aug
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    • Ruutile 7 aug
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    • *graduates college with no future plans* the Army:
      Derzto 7 aug
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    • I got a 15 on the ACT and I got into college if I can do it you can too, maybe i don’t know how probability works.
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    • Don’t blame them.. they need fodder
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    • This meme put smile on my face after feeling very sad
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    • Most of y’all ain’t cut out for it any way
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    • Am i the only one that has gotten a single letter from the army
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    • Even though I’d be exempt they’ll still be fucking deaf and continue on
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    • You could go to community college and work your way up from there.
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    • Damn they stole the words outta my mouth! Can’t ha—
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    • IQ of a stormtrooper you have
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    • The military recruiter sitting outside your classroom
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    • Dude sat scores barely matter unless you are going to a ivy league school.
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    • A classmate of mine got 19 on their ACT. But now have a 3.8 average gpa. That test doesn’t mean anything besides getting you into the college.
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    • I genuinely don't think my SAT scores matter, I go to an acreditted university and nobody has ever asked me about it
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    • Im planning going into the army
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    • Got an even 1400 on my SAT. Shit sucked
      Zhaefari 6 aug
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    • I got 1520 but it’s a lot of luck
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    • 1500+ gang where we at
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    • I was forced to take those tests. I was already accepted to a school but my parents wanted me to take em. I guessed and somehow got a 1100
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    • They keep coming after you too, I’m 20 and had to tell a recruiter that I’m literally playing sports in college so I don’t need to enlist and pay for school
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    • Military operated equipment costing tens of millions of dollars each. You really think they're going to recruit some fuckwad who got a shit score on the SAT's?
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    • The military should have to teach people all the bad shit they've done before someone is allowed to join
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    • Act gang
      Thirium 5 aug
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    • Actually you have to take a test to see what you qualify do no not any dipshit can join
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    • This was the weirdest meme I've ever seen in my life until I read the comments
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    • My asvab was apparently the highest in my school and the navy wont leave me the fuck alone.
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    • got a 1220 on mine :)
      Agua 5 aug
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    • I made a 76 on my asvab
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    • This is funny to me because i am in the military
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    • I got 960 and I’m in ap classes
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    • Wait.. did the army call my house because I’m stupid? Or do they do that to everyone
      ImCarpet 5 aug
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    • I got a 1000 on my sat. Idk if that's good or not
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    • I should try enlisting. I don't need no diploma to go fight Afghans, right? Prolly gonna need to do something with this weight tho.
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    • Me when horny:
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    • If you got shitty sat scores you’ll get shitty scores on the asvab
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