• kvitoya
Even if you don't like Halloween you have to
appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping
Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year
like a cancerous growth
The goth kids hold the Iíne.
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    • I like Christmas as much as the next guy, but companies need to calm down, at least wait until after thanksgiving
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    • I work in a department store, Christmas stuff comes out at the end of August
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    • Halloween is amazing, though. It's the one time of the year where I can dress up like a psychopath to scare other people's kids. Not only is it legal, it is ENCOURAGED! That's fucking amazing!
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    • Is just me or does Thanksgiving seem to be becoming less and less relevant each year? Honestly that makes me a bit disappointed too. I think of it as an after 4th of July party.
      Slife 18 jun
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    • Thanksgiving tries it's best but its always trampled by trees and tinsel
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    • Goth kids? Bitch the SKELETON ARMY holds the line against the fuckboys EVERY YEAR.
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    • (Goth kids) "we are the watchers on the wall, we are the shield that guards the realms of men."
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    • I feel like I’m one of the few people that appreciates Thanksgiving because we get to have great food and family and not everyone is obsessed about buying shit. It makes me sad that Black Friday actually starts on Thanksgiving now, ripping people away from their families when they should be together
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    • Thanksgivings once held the line now look at it. Halloween will fail soon. It is inevitable.
      Nate309 17 jun
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    • Why does everyone forget Thanksgiving. School and biz close. Halloween cant compare. Parades, decor, travel. Might not be many movies for it, but still.
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    • I saw a Christmas commercial before Halloween once and let me tell you I felt like starting a revolt and ending Christmas
      Dedrater 16 jun
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    • I hate how y'all are always forgetting about and disrespecting thanksgiving
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    • I heard about an interesting study that found out that people get burned out of Christmas before the holiday even starts because of how much it's pushed on us
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    • Halloween is honestly my favorite holiday. It's a day where you can pretend to be anyone you want.
      Merify 16 jun
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    • The same people who bitch about Christmas post about how Halloween is 364 days away.
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    • Halloween > all other holidays
      J1N1 21 jun
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    • I like Halloween because afterward you get 50% off candy. That's the only good thing about it.
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    • Halloween’s turned into a night for all the girls to dress as slutty as possible and get away with it. Then the next day try going back to “I’m not like that”
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    • Dude I'm basically a fuckin Who from Whoville, it could he Christmas every goddamn day and I'd be on cloud fuckin nine
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    • Nat18 16 jun
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    • WE WERE TOLD TO HOLD THE BORDER AND THAT IS WHAT WE DID
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    • My work has thing called Christmas in July...... it’s a nightmare
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    • I confirm and approve
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    • Hey, my birthdays on Halloween
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    • Nah thank our skeleton boys, they’re the last line of defense
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    • Imagine seeing this and thinking everything is perfectly fine
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    • I mean. I see Halloween decorations in summer but as soon as its passed Christmas is EVERYWHERE. Ever enter a store to find everything that was weirdly painted Halloween colors in painstaking detail now perfextly converted to christmas swag
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    • Just build a Christmas Mall and sell your shit year round, and leave all the other stores until after Thanksgiving.
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    • A holiday about celebrating that the Christian god sent his only son just to die for us so he could break the old covenant and people could go to heaven has devolved into a holiday where we shove consumerist shit down our kids, and our own throats
      sirz345 17 jun
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    • Uh, thanksgiving?
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    • Crows before ho ho hoes
      trevapaul 16 jun
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    • Dunno. If the goth kids are holding the line, we may be in trouble, they're a dying breed.
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    • HybridD 16 jun
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    • The Modifuckrs
      Umbrr 16 jun
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    • Halloween is the superior holiday because you can be covered in someones blood and no one will know
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    • I used to work at Dollar tree. We'd get in Christmas stuff the same time as we'd get Halloween stuff
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    • THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN
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    • I know this is a unpopular opinion, but I don’t care, Halloween is the best holiday, presents are cool but it just doesn’t beat the experience of Halloween, run around with your friends in costumes, watching scary movies. Don’t even me started on the decorating it’s so cool looking
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    • If you aint in the christmas spirit by july youre weak
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    • And thank god for New Years or we continue this charade until Valentine’s Day
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    • You fucking woke him up https://ifunny.co/fun/ZpU7OM0D4
      the_luis 16 jun
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    • As much as I hate to admit it, there’s a whole Teen Titans Go episode dedicated to this fact. As without Halloween, the only other holiday to look forwards to for the entire year is Christmas
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    • What about thanksgiving
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    • The goth kids create the line
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    • LOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME
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    • I like Halloween 🎃🧟‍♂️🧛🏻‍♀️
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    • Barely. I saw a decorated house for xmas 3 days before halloween. I wanted to pop tat inflatable sleigh.
      Volcanic 18 jun
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    • The Halloween nation is the vanguard of October, if not for them the Christmas nation would go unchecked and have complete domination
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    • Thanksgiving is moving in though, they be digging through no mans land. Closing the gap.
      Evoxnix 18 jun
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    • I put my tree up in August last year
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    • Yeah, but at what cost? I work for a craft store, we have our fall floral out on the floor right now and Halloween fabric waiting in the stock room.
      TaSannah 18 jun
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    • The Halloween Division, holding the Gothic Line, circa 1944
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    • Christmas is the perfect metaphor for what's wrong with humanity.
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    • Halloween is my favorite
      anrem 17 jun
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    • halloween has always been my favorite holiday,, but now and days it’s like it doesn’t even exist.. it’s just CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS,, and Halloween is overlooked. I try to find scary movies and all I can find is the grinch :c
      Quoes 17 jun
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    • Actually, Target has put both Halloween and Christmas shit out the past week of August for years.
      MlemFox 17 jun
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    • Christmas is way over advertised. Companies just use it as a simple cash grab and the point of it has been extorted through greed. Easter is already being treated as a “Second Christmas” and is now advertised for new clothes and candy.
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    • What about Thanksgiving??
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    • Halloween is the day before my birthday so I will never stop loving it
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    • *Me jamming to Christmas music in July* wot?
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    • Halloween is the Night’s Watch
      CumGobIin 16 jun
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    • ~THANKSGIVING~
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    • But I don't wanna hold the line I wanna listen to My Chemical Romance and go die in my room....
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    • Shit I hear Christmas music in September now
      shockfox 16 jun
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    • Christmas stuff is fair game the day after thanksgiving
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    • Should we fight back and start celebrating Halloween rn?
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    • Yeah because Thanksgiving isn't a thing
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    • Halloween is my birthday
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    • I fuciijng LIVE for Halloween HOLY SHIT the only time of year where I feel ALIVE
      PoInareff 16 jun
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    • Thanksgiving didn't stop it forever, and neither will Halloween, get ready kids, it's coming.......
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    • Fuck thanksgiving i guess
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    • Yo iFunny sucks penis I can’t use the app for more than 5 minutes without it crashing
      Its_Invo 16 jun
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    • Everyone saying thanksgiving is a forgotten holiday no shit, back in the day it was like I’m thankful god didn’t smite me and I lived till 30. Now it’s like I’m thankful for 4K Hentai and pizza delivery
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    • RecSteady 16 jun
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    • The Skeleton Army protects mankind from early christmas decorations
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    • Wait your turn old man! The turkey didn't have enough balls to hold you back, but us emos have nothing to lose
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    • The thanksgivingers fell to ruin long ago
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    • BACK YOU JOLLY OLD FART
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    • I’ve literally seen Christmas commercials the night of Halloween
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    • Skeleton army rise up
      MilfCock 16 jun
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    • bc halloween is better than christmas, we can hold our sacrifices on halloween
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    • Yea we do!
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    • I like Christmas, but seeing it for three months just kinda ruins it
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    • It’s thanksgiving you unamerican bastards
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    • Christmas is my favorite holiday hands down. I love it so much that I hate thinking about it when it's not December because it reminds me how long I have to wait for it. Fuck all the corporations who still out Christmas shit before Thanksgiving.
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    • Every Halloween, my friend and I dress up as Santa Claus, hook speakers up to our bikes, and drive around the neighborhood blasting christmas music
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    • The goth kids cut the line
      aespencer 16 jun
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    • Christmas Compromised..
      LZELDA 16 jun
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    • BF: I thought that’s what Thanksgiving did? Me: honey no
      jujujar 16 jun
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    • My class were supposed to have a Halloween party, and they wanted to play Christmas music. It was quite literally Halloween. I got pissed.
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    • Seriously though, I don't wanna hear Christmas music on November 1st anymore
      Sileevio 16 jun
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    • Thanksgiving be like " Fuck me right?"
      BIGMAC996 23 jun
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    • I'm actually a big fan of Halloween , I enjoy dressing up and passing out candy to everyone
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