• Mum: I don't have a fav child.
I love them all the same
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    • Bro my mom got super fucking drunk last night and hugged my younger sister and said your my favorite child and looked at me and said I won’t even pretend to like you. That shit fucking hurt
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    • How much you wanna bet that’s the youngest sibling
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    • M0th 7 jul
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    • Looks like she's the only girl so she's treated special. It's the same as being the only boy but being the only boy with 3 sisters will only grant you depression and make you antisocial since you're always ignored but only needed for the "Manly" jobs like heavy lifting or hand-job techniques.
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    • Latina moms have no shame making it obvious who their favorite child is without actually saying it.
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    • my girl broke up with me and idk why i’m posting it here but i really need help thru this bad space i’m in, i can’t do this shit no more please someone help
      Msquared 7 jul
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    • Is anyone else okay with not being the favorite child?
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    • I'm an only child and my mom likes my cats more than me
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    • Quincereas are an absolute waste of money.
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    • My mom says she loves all her kids the same, meanwhile she has pictures of my sister plastered everywhere in the house, meanwhile i have my band photos, four, and every other picture of me is a group shot. Shit hurts
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    • bruh my parents are like that and they have pictures of me at my quince hung up but when I ask to go out it’s always “no, you’re a girl.” my younger brothers still get to go out doe. I might just mess around and become a body builder to convince my parents I’ll be okay out there
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    • Im fine with being the least favorite. I can go out and do some fun stuff and my parents aren’t worried about the risks, but when my twin sister does anything they get super worried lol
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    • There's literally pictures of my sisters all over the place like baby pictures and shit but not a single one of me...
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    • Every like is a push up and every dislike is a sit up and every comment is a pull-up
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    • Who gives a fuck. If she doesn't give two shits about you then why give a shit about her.
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    • My mother in law does this kinda shit with my wife, always has the best pictures and goes on about how pretty she is. Bugs the shit out of my wife
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    • My parents sent my younger sister to Florida for three weeks alone because she asked them to
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    • Quinceanera’s are a waste of money
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    • My dad always told us two important things. One was I hate you all equally, and the other was I don’t know how your mother got pregnant when all I did was fuck her in the ass. And no I’m not kidding.
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    • My father got drunk one night and told me that I was his favorite. It honestly made me bad for some reason
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    • My brother and mom treated my sister better. Whenever she did something wrong or got bad grades they always gave her warnings and never went through with the punishment. I got a bad grade in a class because I was having trouble with the subject and had my PS3 taken away for 2 months.
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    • TF is a titty I'm a visual learner btw
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    • The youngest is always the favorite
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    • My mom prioritizes my brother, he purposely tried to drown me because im an underweight female, hes an overweight male so i couldnt pull him on a float
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    • Dude, my mom likes my girlfriend more than me!
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    • To the people saying they look like mugshots or cutouts from Newspaper. They look like that because for identification purposes they have you brush all your hair back so your ears are exposed. For girls no make up and hair up in a ponytail. I am not sure why the black and white picture thou.
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    • My twin cousins had a quinceanera and the daughter got a huge picture of her and the son had a small image next to it
      dvdh3 7 jul
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    • Plain 7 jul
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    • None of my parents (divorced parents) or grandparents have pictures of me on their fridge or work benches or any of that shit. Just my sisters
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    • Oh I get it because internet explorer is slow
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    • I watched in a dino documentary after the child of a dino grows up (IDK the species) the mother basically loses all maternal instincts for that kid and her new focus is on her new child and I feel like the same happened to me after I entered college. My little brother gets the bigger room for exampl
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    • I’m the favorite because my sister is a bitch
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    • I’m the oldest and middle. Because of my different situation sooo. I get the shit end either way
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    • This was my mom with our half sister, after she was born me and my brother were forgotten more than once, and my dads favorite is still my older brother and doesnt live with us, I cant even talk to my parents they just fuckin ignore me
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    • I'm the oldest and my mom still treats me like shit, my mom buys my drug addict sister with no job a 5,000 dollar vehicle, while I worked and walked to work everyday. Wow. She's a bitch!
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    • Yes
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    • content not available more
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    • I’m only 16 but I really feel like if I had kids, I wouldn’t have a favorite. Who knows though, i’ll get there when I get there
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    • Mothers can be fucking toxic and nobody bats an eye. We need research into this and we need to force mothers to acknowledge their godawful behavior and that it’s totally intolerable and only creates the children they think they’re not creating.
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    • Yea and when you question her about that she tells you she didn't have enough money to enlarge and frame it but it's been 17 years ago
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    • My parents would sometimes physically and verbally abuse me until I got a job where they are now acting super nice for some reason
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    • Mom*
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    • My mom has 2 Favorites Its not me By a Long short-time oldest and Youngest
      madiep92 7 jul
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    • When your mom says this to you, it's very likely that you're not the favorite. Lol
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    • They look like mugshots
      noon1 7 jul
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    • broment 7 jul
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    • *Mom
      Woopus 7 jul
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    • Take the picture down of her. If you can't have it, no one will.
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    • Me; an eldest child:
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    • *Please do not do this: favoritism of offspring can cause severe psychological damage to the other children, I can personally attest to the long term effects. I made sure, to my detriment, that I treated my children absolutely equal. Yes they took advantage of the situation but they know I love them
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    • Mum
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    • Actually my big asss 15 picture plastered on the wall is me with the boyssssa!!
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    • Especially if they’re the only boy/girl
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    • One time mom, my sister and I got a mother's day picture taken. I was depressed over a bad breakup, so she shows me the pic and says, "Look, it's my pretty daughter!" My sister goes, "hey!" She says, "oh, but you're my smart daughter!" And I go, "HEY!" and she will never live it down.
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    • Same, my birthday was just yesterday but I share it with my grandpa since it also falls on the same day and my whole life I always left like we were just celebrating his. So yesterday he went to Mexico and no one did anything my mom bearly made a dinner that was all.
      YolizA20 7 jul
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    • I'd bet more on that child getting that as a gift for the parents
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    • Idk man, the middle child in my family is the favorite
      ancats 7 jul
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    • The first child
      MagisD 7 jul
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    • Like if you just fucking despise the Arkorian Empire.
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    • It’s been a year with you assholes fuck all y’all
      __thog_ 7 jul
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    • First
      Vaulty 7 jul
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    • It all depends on what your parents are. If your parents were older there gonna treat the older one better
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    • I hear Latina moms are assholes
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    • Anyone else live in a house hold where your obviously the favorite. Like everyone else is a theif or massive dick bag?
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    • I'd be down for her 🤔
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    • Those two photos almost look like a mugshot or something from a newspaper
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    • You don’t want the smoke so get the fuck out of my town
      Braith 7 jul
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    • Jesus comments right off the bat are shit
      nate219 7 jul
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    • Simp
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    • Stop glorifying girls. Y’all wonder why men have depression and yet everyone is ok with the favoritism. You’re also teaching girls that someone will do everything for them and that’s bad too. It’s hurting the human race in different ways but still on both sides.
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    • Youngest siblings arent always the favorite, you're just sour that your parents dont like you at all
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    • Minority detected
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    • My mum says that all the time 😂
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    • Cause mommy and daddy are bedding her
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    • Biggest bullshit ever
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    • George Washington here, these comments are a whole ass book.
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    • The other two pics look like they were cut out of a yearbook
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    • This is the same family with the dad that believes it’s not only morally correct but his civic duty not to let anyone try and fuck his daughter 😂
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    • my boyfriend’s mom fucked him up all through his childhood and still does to this day. Mothers need to be stopped from doing this shit to their kids.
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    • Fucking asshole
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    • It be like that tho
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    • ...how about you check again.
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    • This is definitely accurate
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    • That is so true in my family we have bets to see who is the shit child of the week...
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    • Isabel, Mike, other Mike
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    • took me a sec.
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    • Im the favourite child of the family. Even extended prefers me. Sucks having this much clout
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