• INVENTOR OF GLUE: I bet if we melt that
horse we could use it to stick stuff to other
stuff.
TIM: Dude...is everything okay at home?
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    • Horses are the original ramen
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    • It's probably cause leftover broth from soup made from the hide stuck to the bottom of the bowl and the person thought it was a good adhesive
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    • That's still not as gross as Jello. Who was the first person to walk up to a dead cow eat the yellow jiggly stuff that formed after a few days in the sun and said if we add fruit flavoring everybody will eat this.
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    • I hate to be that guy, I'm sorry, but technically the first glues came from trees (things like sap >.>)
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    • How about those horses that can’t walk straight and keep bumping into shit? They’ll be crazy glue.
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    • The hooves of animals like buffalo and horses were melted by native Americans and used as glue
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    • Wait. How is glue made?
      ALCM13 13 jun
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    • “Nothing’s okay.. I just got off a ten hour flight with a baby”
      GaIaxyCat 13 jun
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    • Boxer didn't deserve to be made into glue
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    • A lot of inventions come from fucking with byproducts to determine if there's any use. Not just deciding to use blank for blank, while saying "Hold my beer."
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    • For anyone asking, it's not just horses that are used to make animal based glue. Horses have a lot of muscle which has a collagen which is a stick when wet, hard when dry, substance which makes easy glue
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    • Yo if yall post furry or anime porn I delete that gay shit.
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    • Capital idea
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    • Man. Why aren't vegans on this shit? All I ever hear them talk about is our food. Find something else!!! Like, idk, glue!! Leave me and my cheeseburger alone!!
      MissKrys 15 jun
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    • Same person said I’m going to eat the first thing that comes out of that chickens ass
      mylife59 14 jun
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    • It was more like, man I'm starving. The 1800's suck. Im gonna eat that horse...Ok now what do I do with the scraps? Burn em? ....Whoa this shit sticky af
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    • Wait . Glue is made out of horses?
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    • Older forms of glue existed that used grains or rice
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    • He must've been wronged by a horse... A horse fucked his wife. That's what it is. Must be. No other issue could make you want to melt a horse
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    • wait WHAT
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    • wait wait wait wait wait hold the fuck up, what is in glue that i have been drinking for all the years of school?
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    • Itd actually their hooves that are made into glue
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    • Tell me why I just learned glue is made of fucking horses and now I don’t feel good about peeling that shit off my hands
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    • Gorilla glue?
      JustinW1 14 jun
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    • Wait so is it true that they used horses for glue?
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    • RIP BOXER
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    • Any mammal has sinews. Which are strands of fibers that hold muscle to the skeleton. Drying, and then grinding up sinew, makes a glue powder that is extremely strong.
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    • They have a lot of collagen. Collagen is a key protein in connective tissues (cartilage, tendons, ligaments) as well as hides and bones. It’s also the key ingredient in most animal glues, as it can be made into a gelatin that’s sticky when wet but hardens when it dries.
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    • I bet if we grind up these bones and skin we can make gummy candy.
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    • Have you ever used raw hide glue? It works really well.
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    • Glue was an accident...just like human existence
      dedl 13 jun
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    • Mind your own fucking business Tim, my nigga bout to invent glue over here
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    • More like a starving peasant was trying to make horse hoof soup and ended up drinking glue
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    • Inventor explaining the science and facts*
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    • Rip Boxer
      Nebulous 14 jun
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    • Dude, IS everything okay at home?
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    • I just want someone do a bone repair with Ramon noodles 😂😂😂
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    • They made glue in ancient times from tree sap(latex). So cooking horse guy didn't invent glue
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    • So that girl in my school who loved horses amd ate glue.......
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    • I’m amazed at how many people didn’t know that horses are used to make glue....then again I do live in texas
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    • I think some adhesives were made on accident but i cant remember, super glue or something
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    • Was he wrong tho
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    • Cyanoacrylate is the primary ingredient of glue. It is synthesized chemically in a lab. Not made from animals, Peta.
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    • Can someone explain this process. How tf does that work
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    • Now i just want to know how glues made
      stevenval 17 jun
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    • The one thing it couldn’t stick together was the poor mans marriage
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    • Bruh I showed this to my girlfriend and she went “What they don’t make vegan glue?” 😂
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    • Does anyone think they melt horses to get glue? If anything it would just be their hoofs. They grind them down and mix it with water to make a natural adhesive, there is not melting.
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    • Animal Farm readers be like: *windmill noises*
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    • Squash horse for ğłűë
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    • What ?
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    • Glue is made from their bones and hooves, but most glue don’t use horses anymore
      Cornpops 13 jun
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    • Glue is made out of horse?
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    • Animal farm
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    • Horse?
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    • Creamy peanut butter is for bitches
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    • IOG: everything will be once we melt that horse
      MrJack 13 jun
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    • Who tf is Tim
      GenoWhirl 13 jun
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    • Its mostly the hooves that are used in glue.
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    • Perhaps they noticed when your Calvary regiment homie gets molotov’d on the battlefield, his body doesn’t leave his horse🤔
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    • Wait glue was made from horses at a time?
      Setsu 13 jun
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    • Wait, melt what?
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    • Melt that whore
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    • Anyone in the Building Industry will agree that plaster is by far the most repulsive thing ever conceived. Like gtfo
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    • I dont know. Modern day elmers glue is made of an air compressor tube stuffed up a cows rectum and they EXPLODE.
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    • Classic Tim
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    • You cant melt a horse
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    • Everything's super!
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    • Because the horses name was elmer.
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    • How do you think he kept his marriage together?
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    • "My wife cheated in me with a fucking horse *sobbing*"
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    • I hate these types of jokes. They try too hard to be funny
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    • PETA Disapproves.
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    • Even more likely yet worse; "I wonder what would happen if we melt the horse"
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    • You was right
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    • Had a tallow works are the worst.
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    • *melting horse makes glue* tim: WOT
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    • I'm confused
      Misterorw 13 jun
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    • A good blend of flour and water works pretty good too. Its a little messy tho
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    • TIM
      AJdaBoi 13 jun
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    • Tim good friend
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    • Wtf?? Is glue made of horses or some shit?
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    • Technically they melt the hoofs of the horse...
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    • Bone glue is actually really old... they used slot of different bones for it to strengthen tools.
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    • It's just the hooves, you can do it with anything that has hooves
      DREDGE540 13 jun
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    • Who in the ass is Tim
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    • Actually the man who invented superglue was originally trying to make an airplane cockpit glass but failed and made super glue first
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    • Mind your goddamn business Tim
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