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    • You have fucking stop EVERYTHING you're doing in the kitchen, and watch it. In a restaurant you have to tell people that theirs milk and they'll usually cover you
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    • Always watch the milk
      Demonkatt 25 sep
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    • Always watch boiling milk ...
      troydav01 24 sep
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    • This is true.
      PSYCH0_24 24 sep
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    • Home pours boiling milk on barts skull
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    • The pan went Michael Jackson while he wasn’t looking
      Impkidman 25 sep
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    • Same for beans when you boil them
      Dragofish 25 sep
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    • As a pot expert, dont ever boil your pizza, cuz if you do, im nooning you, just eat it from when its done in the oven
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    • My name green. I feel awful
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    • content not available more
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    • J’ai du lait sur le feu!
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    • It’s edging
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    • AppleAss 25 sep
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    • Damn they swapped the stove out too
      Impkidman 25 sep
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    • One of the funniest things I've seen on this app and the format looks like it's from 2013 bravo
      Kurestor 25 sep
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    • A watch pot never boils
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    • Ah yes I to cook my paint for later consumption
      dampixles 25 sep
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    • I never watch my milk
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    • Okay. Someone explain boiling milk to me. Will this shit just like explode, also, what does it even go in
      sandboi 26 sep
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    • The "a watched pot won't boil" rule is the opposite of the "boiling milk" rule, which is do NOT look away. Don't sneeze, don't blink, don't even think about looking away until the task is done.
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    • Worse than that is when the fat in the milk starts to separate man I fucking hate that shit, ruins my macaroni every time
      wream 25 sep
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    • Pot had a race change for a second there as well.
      MsGoddess 25 sep
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    • You sure
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    • If you ever burn it, throw it out and restart. Trust me.
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    • I fucking HATE washing that shit, it fucking bonds with the pot on a molecular level, idc who it is, prep cook, line cook, head chef, we throwing hands if you bring me that shit
      Naz_Ram 25 sep
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    • Alright, so what’s the point of boiling milk?
      reg2425 25 sep
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    • Balding must suck
      Barbaric 25 sep
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    • Can I put my dick in the hot bubbling milk?
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    • Why name green?
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    • Ain’t there something in kitchens where people say they have milk on the stove and someone runs to watch it? I’m probably wrong but it’s something along those lines
      NotPornDW 28 sep
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    • Gonna cry?
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    • First acceptable use of "did you just"
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    • Milk on the fire!
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    • When and why does one have to cook milk
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    • Getting Cooking Mama vibes
      L0ok_ 27 sep
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    • I just lightly blow on it and it fixes itself
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    • Its Chris's boiling milk!
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    • Bro for real tho
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    • Hahaha
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    • The fuk
      Ghoul35 27 sep
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    • Fuckin MILK. Fuckin BULLSHIT.
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    • Mood
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    • Why did I laugh so hard
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    • This dude looks kinda like my Step-brother
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    • Milk on the stove, MILK ON THE STOVE, M I L K O N T H E S T O V E!
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    • One imposter among us
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    • Thought maybe he was boiling cum for a second
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    • weeping angel type beat
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    • Cooking humor is top shelf stuff
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    • Why arnt you stirring ? WHY DAFAQ ISNT HE STIRRING ? ASUS MARIOUS . This bro ain’t asian
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    • Boiled milk? OneyNG craves the milk
      Wammoo 26 sep
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    • It’s a french saying that if you’re ever really busy in the kitchen, say you got milk on the stove
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    • Boiled milk
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    • Tried to make oatmeal with milk and forgot about this
      smolyam 26 sep
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    • A watched pot never boils but a watched man will almost always masturbate.
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    • cum in a pot cum in a pot
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    • Fuckin hated havin to deal with milk at the restaurant I used to work at. Always had to make sure I had one of everything ready just to watch the FUCKING MILK
      Streak169 26 sep
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    • It usually puts out the pilot light too
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    • FUCK. BOILING. MILK.
      FatCJ 26 sep
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    • Ok so I work at 5 guys and we don't boil milk nor have I ever actually boiled milk. Someone explain pls
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    • I'm so glad to learn that you can't do other things and boil milk, I thought I was just terrible at multi-tasking.
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    • That happened to me yesterday 😒😅
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    • “CANT TALK BOILING MILK”
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    • Waya1701 26 sep
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    • Supreme Content
      jellybish 26 sep
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    • Never look away from da malk
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    • Im pretty sure the French have an expression along the lines of “I have milk on the fire” meaning that they have to leave quickly
      SCP_4999 26 sep
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    • Same as the banana frying format
      Wuwerty 25 sep
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    • Why is my name green
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    • isn’t there a french idiom for being very busy that means “I have milk on the stove,” or something to that nature,
      sukopion 25 sep
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    • Even In a kitchen you aren’t supposed to leave if you are cooking milk
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    • Why are you boiling milk tho
      13pbarr 25 sep
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    • Made fucking oat meal yesterday and the fucked boiled when I went to take a piss, F.
      Davidboii 25 sep
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    • Don’t cry over spilt milk... unless of course it was on the stove, then cry a lot
      asscrust 25 sep
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    • A Watch pot never boils
      evehold 25 sep
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    • A watched pot never boils
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    • Ya’ll ever seen The Stuff
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    • That always happem when I make flen
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    • REPOST
      squ1d3000 25 sep
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    • AAAGGGHHH I FUCKIN HATE DOING MILK
      Kaptin_K 25 sep
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    • Quality meme 9/10 would sniff nose again
      _inigga__ 25 sep
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    • Fuckin rice
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    • Mmm milk
      ImMilkman 25 sep
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    • I've got MILK ON THE STOVE GTFO OF MY WAY!
      Nova_US 25 sep
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    • Auyp. That’s acurate
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    • But why boil milk?
      argonking 25 sep
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    • Wooden spoon over the top of the pot trick.
      Triassic 25 sep
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    • Why my name green
      YourBFF 25 sep
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    • add butter and it won't overglow
      NiceHeh 25 sep
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    • Last time I made kompot this exact thing happened
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