• What if mars has water on it because
we used to live there and we messed
up the climate so badly that we had to
send an escape pod to earth with only
Adam and Eve in it and the pod was
the asteroid that wiped out the
dinosaurs?
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    • Ah yes, because humans definitely arrived on Earth 65 million years ago
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    • You idiot, the pods themselves were named Adam and Eve, each pod consisting of a few hundreds of people
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    • WHY is everyone picking this theory apart??? You idiots believe in magical bullshit and fairytales but someone tries to use logic, it's shot down? Give the guy props, maybe in a few thousand years they'll warship him
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    • Bruh the lore to this game is getting wild
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    • You're jumping literally thousands of years of scientifically proven data just to claim that the escape pod carrying Adam and eve killed the dinosaurs
      Jombie 1 jun
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    • Adam and Eve is a myth
      de_noir 1 jun
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    • Adam and Eve were colonies sent from mars. Not just two people. A.d.a.m and E.v.e and generations passed while they expanded across the planet it became a love story between them since stories get slightly changed every time it’s goes into another persons ears so eventually it created today’s life
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    • My only beef is that that is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard in my life. In what world does water mean there was human life there like we don’t make water you dumb bitch
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    • The asteroid that killed the dinos caused cloud over for hundreds of years. That would have killed Adam and eve too
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    • Yeah sure we fucked up the climate so bad that we caused the molten iron core to cool and stop churning. Making the magnetic field and atmosphere to cease to exist. Seriously, are you fucking retarded?
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    • There are so many reasons that's not possible
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    • People will say things like this and be like “yep, that’s plausible” but then will hear the truth about Jesus and be like “nah, that’s the stuff of fairytales” smh
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    • *Several Religions are typing*
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    • What if the light at the end of the tunnel when we die is the hospital lights at your next life, and you're crying because you died and left your old life, but your underdeveloped brain forgets your old life and focuses on the new one, and deja vu is just old memories thatyou remember for few second
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    • The time periods don't add up. If the pod killed the dinosaurs then humans wpuld have been around for 65 million years, which is way too long
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    • This is honestly the dumbest attempt to sound smart I’ve ever read. I physically cringed reading this.
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    • The ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent
      Gont41 1 jun
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    • So first, genetic variation needs at least 32 heterosexual couples, or the pedigree will be a disaster, and the asteroid happened 65 million years ago, and proto-humans only appeared a few hundred thousand years ago
      Roska 1 jun
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    • What if you accept that you’re fucking retarded and a waste of air
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    • Yes because a successful landing is barreling towards the ground as fast as you can
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    • If the pod wiped out the dinosaurs then Adam and Eve would also not exist or be able to survive
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    • The meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs was roughly 6 miles in diameter. That’s 88 international space stations laid end to end. That would be one hell of a ship for two people.
      Seegs1 3 jun
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    • Dumbest theory I ever heard
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    • That’s a big fucking escape pod to cause a planet wide cataclysm
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    • If you believe that Adam and Eve bullshit that means we're all incest.
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    • And where did they land? No place other than Alabama where one family repopulated the entire earth
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    • Ok first of all, the asteroid that wiped the dinosaurs was WAY larger than a 2-man escape pod. Second of all, Mars's core solidified, so it wouldn't have been humanoid activity that ended life there. Third of all, we have evidence showing the evolution of the human race and several other similar
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    • That’s makes legit no fucking sense to anyone with an IQ over 50
      Bright 2 jun
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    • If that impact created an explosion that large it would've killed them
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    • There's kinda a 60 million year gap between the mass extinction of dinosaurs and earliest known humans
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    • That would mean, instead of a couple million years old, humans would be 265 million years old
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    • Did you mean: Ancient Alien Theory
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    • I’m sure his guy was just making a joke but it’s funny to think about haha
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    • Wait so this pod hits so hard that it covers much of the world in a cloud of dust, and kills countless living organisms, then two people just take off their seatbelts and climb out?
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    • what if stupid people could talk, oh wait that just happened
      jynflyn1 1 jun
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    • Niggas... yall reliaze that water isnt human specific? water is on billions of planets, and they got water the same way we did. Asteroids with ice.
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    • Then that must’ve been one massive fucking pod to wipe out an entire planet of dinosaurs, so shut the fuck up.
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    • Sure, if you ignored geology, evolution, and science in general.
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    • How much weed are you smoking
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    • *cries in scientist*
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    • Humans didn’t show up at the same moment dinosaurs died
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    • Except evolution of humans is a thing.
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    • Occam's razor: what if mars has water on it because water simply formed there, the dinosaurs got wiped out by a meteor. Simplest explanation is usually the right one
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    • Your timeline is all fucked
      Carve 7 jun
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    • Alright now pass the blunt geez
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    • Get a load of this retard
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    • Alrighty FUCKWAD, the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs made a crater that is in modern day Mexico. If your dumbass is right, then how TF did civilization spring up from the fertile crescent???
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    • The fuck was that escape pod made of??
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    • Well that's a nice story but Mars is inhospitable now because its iron core wasn't able to maintain its rotation in the center, slowing down over time and thus losing its magnetic field, allowing the sun to strip the planet of its atmosphere and water
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    • This is so dumb on multiple levels. Maybe that’s the joke? Wasn’t funny, just stupid.
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    • There would be obvious evidence of that
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    • "All right Eve. We did a good job making those kids. But how will we ensure humanity continues"? *Sweet home Alabama starts playing
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    • Yo if you lit a match on mars you’d create an ocean with the amount of methane gas in the atmosphere.
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    • If Adam and Eve were both white... Where did black people come from?
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    • My sister believes in stupid shit like this
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    • and Santa Claus is YOUR DAD
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    • Where are the remains of the civilization that lived there then?
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    • Those who ignore history are bound to repeat it.
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    • What if the meteor was actually a missile...?
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    • I know this is impossible but it still made me woke for a couple seconds
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    • What if your mom orbits my dick.
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    • Because adam and eve didnt exist so
      shatfish 3 jun
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    • I mean humans haven't been around for 65 million years though
      9elypses 3 jun
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    • Have you read the Bible
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    • They were naked bc the was doin it before crashing into earth and they got a concussion and forgot everything
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    • Thats the most retarded thing ive read all week
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    • Wish I was sent to a planet with a hot ass bitch with a mission to breed. Man that would be the dream, like finally I can nut in her all I want.
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    • And Adam and eve survived the impact?
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    • Or like, no bitch it's just water. Holy fuck the moon got rocks maybe we came from there too. 👀
      Cucto 2 jun
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    • Then all of us would have either one or more less/ more limbs and not only be physically incapacitated due to inbreeding, we would also be violently retarded
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    • A 6 mile wide escape pod. Alright buddy.
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    • 2 pods were sent to earth full of beings, the pods were named Adam and Eve.
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    • Na Adam and Eve were martians. Noah’s ark was the space ship that carried all the animals to go to earth and start over
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    • damn I want whatever the fuck this person’s on
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    • The gene pool wouldn't be diverse enough like it needs to be to prevent genetic birth defects
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    • Nope. Adam and Eve didn't actually exist. I'm not atheist I just read that they're stand ins for the real first two humans.
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    • We are so inbred
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    • Adam and eve aren't real
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    • Omgggg, I literally thought of this when I was high. And now I see it on here
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    • Ah yes because a meteor wiped out dinosaurs and the next day man was there. Not like there were millions of years in between.
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    • Man that's deeper then my uncle's ass
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    • Inbreeding wouldn't have allowed our brains to evolve like they did lol
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    • The dinosaurs ending and the first traces of humanity are several million years apart
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    • Also, the time periods between dinosaur and man.
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    • In other news, three thousand pounds of crack have gone missing
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    • I’m something of a retard myself
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    • There are SEVERAL MILLION things wrong with this but ok
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    • That might have been one of the dumbest things I have ever read
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    • If we had the technology to send a pod to another planet that many years ago, we’d be far more advance to where we are now
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    • Mars still has water, it’s just frozen on the poles. It used to have running water and rivers but the reason it doesn’t anymore is because mars lost it’s magnetic sphere, making radiation from the sun, burn up all the water on mars and it froze up in the poles.
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    • What is this guy smoking
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    • The asteroid was 65 mil years ago. The first hominids were 6 to 7 mil years ago. Thats a pretty big gap.
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    • The worlds biggest crossover episode
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    • Fuck he knows too much
      Promises 1 jun
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    • What if it turns out we have actually been fixing the other planet and hoping over for millions of years. Just going back and forth
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    • If we are thinking about colonizing fkin Mars. Then it essentially means humans can still survive on Earth if it all goes to hell. Just might need some spacesuits.
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