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    • Can't i just wish for everything else with the dragonballs?
      JT_81 23 may
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    • Simple take the dragon balls and wish you had the other items with you, now you have everything and 2 more wishes
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    • Dragon balls. Then wish for a magic necklace that I can never lose that grants wishes with no loopholes or negative consequences
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    • Wheres the damn stand arrow
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    • Titan syrum wouldn’t work because you aren’t eating anyone that has one of the 7 titans abilities (sorry for the spoilers, but you guys have had long enough)
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    • Take the dragons balls and wish I can have all the other stuff
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    • Dragon balls cause I can just wish for the others
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    • Devil fruit of course
      EroCarrot 23 may
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    • Gonna take the titan syrum
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    • Dragon balls because you can only use one of the devil fruits for life, the death notes has a cost of of your soul upon use,The titan serum doesn’t mean that you’ll be one of the titan shifters and you’ll get a 13 year lifespan afterwards if you do, only an alchemist can use the philosopher stone, 1
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    • Don't know the chalice, so ill just say the philosophers stone
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    • Death note.
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    • balls.
      _Moth_ 24 may
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    • Dragon balls and wish to have the power to replicate anything I want at will, even if it's on tv
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    • Devil fruit is the worst option because you run the risk of turning into a fucking jacket
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    • Death note so I can write my own name in there
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    • The dragon balls because you can use them to wish for the death note then you can write into someone’s death that they go out and find the dragon balls for you again and you can wish for each item and rinse and repeat the process
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    • Nah you people stupid. Philosopher stone ftw. Achive immortality, ability to heal others, and unless you actually try to do something especially unnatural like fight God or bring someone back to life its basically infinite power
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    • Devil fruit is probably the best "no strings attached" power here
      Miceroni 1 jun
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    • now why tf would I want to be a titan with no powers
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    • Umm all I know is the dragon balls nothing else
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    • The Dragon balls. Why? Because it's simple: wish for a Dragon Radar. The dragon balls scatter, and then you can track them down again.
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    • Okay so I'm one of those people now bear with me. I would take the dragon balls because depending on what type of dragon balls were using we have about two to three wishes now I'm going to steal them and I'm going to wish that I can grab another set of Dragon balls and use the other wish to take
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    • What are any of these things
      poopoolol 23 may
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    • Dragon balls so I can wish that my blood provides me a wish with no loopholes or negative consequences with each drop I give. Then I’ll create an entirely new universe with a single drop of my blood that will be a peaceful copy of this one, and then I’ll fuck all the girls after making myself and
      DogeKun 3 jun
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    • You would be dumb to choose anything but the Dragon Balls tbh
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    • DEVIL FRUIT WATCH ME GOMU GOMU NO THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE!
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    • Deathnote. No way am I skipping out on that! I’ve wanted one since I saw the anime.
      CutieLuu 3 jun
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    • Taking the Holy Grail, catch y’all later I’m going world hopping.
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    • I only recognize two of those
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    • The dragon balls are dumb as fuck and would probably say each item counts as a wish bc shinra is a cunt. The holy grail wouldn’t do that. Use the holy grail and you get the 3 wishes, philosophers stone, some badass logia, the death note, and whatever the shot is.
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    • Deathnote
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    • The question is you can only take one out but the loophole is you can use any of them inside use the dragon balls to wish for a bottomless stomach, then wish for the capability to obtain any and all Devil fruits, eat all the Devil fruits then use the stone to create as much gold as u can
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    • I don’t get this I’m not a weeb
      Oshawatt 1 jun
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    • I'd die 7 years after taking the titan serum and that's only if I somehow found a titan shifter in a nearly mindless state,I don't know alchemy so the philosopher stone is useless also it's made out of people.
      Aprexis 3 jun
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    • The dragon balls. Wish for the others. Literally just be like "ayo Shenron, big green, my man, I wish for all the other stuff on the list. Also gimme rinnegan plz" and he'll be like "ayo sure thing lil green"
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    • Just use some of them while you're still there
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    • Ok lets look at this for real. The titan serum would be useless because without someone with titan powers for you to eat, you'd be fucked. The philosophers stone would be useless too without knowledge of alchemy. The holy grail can change everything down to the rules of the universe.
      Yubama 3 jun
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    • I don’t know what a single one of these things are...
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    • I have no idea what any of these are or do
      Wulfe 1 jun
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    • I'm just gonna take the dragon balls and wish for all the same rules to apply. 3 wishes, whatever else. And then use another for a dragon Rader. And then lastly the ability to live in any extreme so when those balls leave I can walk into a volcano and grab it with no problem.
      Jackeal 1 jun
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    • get immortality from holy grail and go back in to get death note so that I literally become a death God
      QueenAnt 4 jun
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    • The obvious choice is the Dragon Balls, but I kind of want to say Holy Grail.
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    • If I broke in, I can take whatever I want. Bitch
      mopar 2 jun
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    • So do we take 1 devil fruit or can we take all of them and count it as one
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    • Is that the fate holy grail? One free wish? Easy
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    • I would take all the devil fruit, befriend elon musk, and get him to fly me to space. I would then spreadout all the fruits on different planets, and return to earth after ive spread the throughout our, then at my execution by the hands of the world government i would tell the world to go forward.
      baros 3 jun
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    • Dragon balls, then wish for everything else i could’ve picked
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    • The Holy grail, how could you not take that.
      Teachers 2 jun
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    • Philosopher's Stone
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    • The Death Note is a weird option. While it likely doesn't, we don't know if our world has an afterlife and using the Death Note would exclude you from the possibility of going to one but that might be the safe bet cause then you wouldn't risk hell for the murders you commit with it
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    • Take all the Devil fruits and see what happens when I eat them all
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    • Death note
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    • Question: are the DB's the Earth Balls or the Omegas?
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    • The philosopher’s stone easy
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    • The op obviously hasnt gone into fate lore very far. The grail is worthless and often just k*ills everyone involved. I cant think of a single time someone got there wish from it.
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    • Devil Fruits, definitely the Devil Fruits because I already can’t swim
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    • I’d go with the devil fruit the rest have huge flaws : the philosophers stone is only useful if you know alchemy , with the dragon balls sure you could make a wish but it could seriously backfire like any wish and then you’d have to track them back down again , yeah sure with a death note you could
      hamer51 3 jun
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    • Dragon balls wish for the ability to fly then go get em again and wish for a radar and keep goin till I get what I want
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    • Problem is you need to eat another Titan shifter to use the injection needle kinda surprised noone caught that
      gayboi27 1 jun
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    • Death note. Easy choice. I could rule the world
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    • I take dragon balls, use my wishes for the stand arrow, Devil fruits and a plane
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    • If that’s the holygrail from the fate series that would be a good choice any wish with no limitations( I think ) death note is counterproductive it takes years off your life for every name you write the Devil fruits make you unable to swim or really be in any type of water the titan shot nah
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    • Take the dragon balls and wish for immortality, then spend the next year gathering them again after they scatter, rinse and repeat for whatever wishes you want.
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    • What about a stand arrow
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    • Could you use the dragon balls to wish for the balls from namek and get 3 more wishes?
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    • Dragon balls and just wish for the others too.
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    • So we can only grab one dragon ball then?
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    • Take the dragon balls then wish for the other items
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    • Easy choice: Death Note. I can control a victim's actions before they die, however limited that control is. Additionally, I can gain a considerate amount of wealth and there would be no way to trace a heart attack back to me. No afterlife is fine by me.
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    • can people explain these items to me?
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    • Where the fuck are the arrows?
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    • I’ll be taking the goro goro no mi thank you
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    • Death note
      aZ1e1 3 jun
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    • You take the deathnote and write everyone's name in it in sight trying to stop you, then eat a devil fruit to defend yourself from anyone else coming for you, then gather the rest of the devil fruits and the Dragon balls and get out of there, make a wish to make yourself stronger, or immortal
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    • Fuck it, Take the titan juice and become a mindless monster
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    • Don’t know what any of this is except for dragon ball z balls
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    • Why is there no stand arrow!
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    • This can go multiple ways. The easiest is to grab the dragon balls and wish for those other things. Next in difficulty would be to grab the devil fruits and some friends and re-raid area 51. The hardest one would be the Deathnote. Write instructions to make people raid and steal the other things...
      TGPOmar 1 jun
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    • Maybe dragon balls to wish for a magic item to grant wishes with, like a ring, something simple. If it’s lost it returns to you safely, someone finds it or steal? Can’t work for them and it comes back to you and disappears when you die. No loopholes,consequences, whatnot... idk.
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    • You can use the dragon balls and use two wishes to create the stand arrow and get the philosophers stone.
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    • Minus the dragon ball loophole to wish for everything else, I’d pick the death note personally
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    • Uhhhh- dragonball. I'll wish for a working Dragon Radar, track them down again, ask for whatever I want, rinse and repeat. Make a youtube about the adventures of tracking them down. Watch the $$$ roll in.
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    • Dragon balls then wish for everything else?
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    • Why would you want to be a mindless rampaging titan? Even a special titan is kinda useless in the modern world. Devil's fruits mean no more swimming, so you run that small risk. Death note is purely for assassination: why would you want that? And the philospher's stone runs on the power of countless
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    • Hmmm the heroin needle looks tempting
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    • I’d take the gum gum fruit , idc what anyone says
      KrazyWiz 1 jun
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    • dragonballs, you get 2 wishes assuming dende, first wish all the things I didnt take second wish a fucking massive cock
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    • Dragonballs, wish for the Pokemon world to be real
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    • Why would anyone take the philosopher’s stone? It doesn’t give you alchemy
      Demitri2 1 jun
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    • Who would take the serum that turns you into a titan
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    • Stimpack
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    • I'll take the dragon balls and wish for a bigger ballsack the size of bowling balls
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    • Deathnote
      monika16 3 jun
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    • dragon ball i just want to turn back time
      batbite 2 jun
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    • Death Note
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    • What are the right three? I can't think of them off of the top of my head
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    • The dragon balls obviously then you can wish the other items
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    • So here’s the issue. That’s not the real grail, and you don’t have a servant. It won’t do anything. The devil fruit is pointless. The death note dooms you to a horrible existence. The syringe leaves you with a timer on your lifespan. Only the dragon balls let you get all of these abilities with (1/2
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