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    • I just don’t want the attention
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    • When it’s my birthday I don’t say anything because I would feel like I’m saying “everyone has to be focused on me” and I don’t want to be that kind of person
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    • Better than people who shove their bday down your throat and expect you to buy them shit
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    • So we are really out here bashing people about their birthdays? Thats what we are doing?
      Age_ 11 jul
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    • It is fake attention unless is brought up no one really says anything so on top of that fuck off and leave me alone happy birthday to me
      titan215 11 jul
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    • Birthday in two days but I just don't care I just want to be employed
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    • My birthday is mainly just me feeling slightly less guilty for doing things I enjoy
      EdgeRuko 11 jul
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    • My birthday really is just another day, i dont think that im more mature or miserable. I just dont see the point in celebrating the day i was born
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    • Or maybe we just don’t like the ideas of birthdays... am I the only person who doesn’t like receiving gifts? I really appreciate them, but my biggest fear is getting a gift I won’t use and not seeming excited and thankful
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    • Anyone who needs to be treated extra special for their birthday and act like a princess (men included) are douchebags
      cgribble 11 jul
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    • I don't think my birthday is important necessarily, but it pisses me off when my mom will throw everyone a fucking birthday, even the damn dog, but hasn't for me in years. The year my son was born, she took it upon herself to call a "family meeting" with my husband's parents, my parents, (pt1)
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    • It's actually my birthday today, it was fun i made a bunch of food and invited a bunch of friends to hang out and play video games with.
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    • Nah dawg I just dont need any fake attention. If someone cares enough to remember and tell me happy birthday on their own its awesome, but you dont need to shove it down everyones throats that its your birthday.
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    • When I was 7, my mom came home drunk and gave me a bottle of Tylenol for my birthday, I think that’s when I realized that my birthdays are miserable
      uglyhog 12 jul
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    • Miserable because you dont celebrate your own birthday
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    • It’s my birthday today
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    • why would i celebrate the day i was brought to a life of hatred and yearning for death. with all the meaningless wishes and fake congratulations
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    • I’m an asshole but being mean to a person on their birthday is just one thing I won’t do. Whether you care or not, or find it annoying when they tell the world, just let them be. It’s their one day, let them be happy.
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    • It’s actually my 21st birthday today bois
      RabbiCrab 11 jul
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    • Girlfriend used to treat it as a normal day because she thought her entire life had no meaning nor value to her or anyone else, I’m so happy that I changed her mind about that. Most of the people Ik still have those same thoughts though, wish everyone could see the value of their existence
      Mazin009 11 jul
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    • It’s not really all that important but I look forward to them nonetheless. I can look at myself and see how I have changed over the last year. What I have improved upon and what still needs some work. It’s a significant milestone and shouldn’t be overlooked by the individual even if it doesn’t-
      Zenix931 11 jul
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    • I don't like the extra attention than I'm used to.
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    • Or maybe we just aren’t attention seekers
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    • I’m sorry that I’m not pathologically self absorbed, I guess it’s my fault
      JD4wg365 11 jul
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    • I treat it as a normal day to not get disappointed lmao
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    • I honestly just don't give a fuck.
      DumbPunk 11 jul
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    • My parents and family don't celebrate my birthday because it's "inconvenient" bc it's on a weekday, they say they will do it on a Saturday but never do, my birthday last year was not celebrated since someone was already having a birthday and decided they deserve more, and this year my parents (1/2)
      Bababo0ey 11 jul
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    • Not everyone is self absorbed
      Klaud 11 jul
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    • Its literally my birthday today (July 10th). I treat it like a normal day and my present today was a broken tv thanks to my little sister. God i hate existing.
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    • JoJesus 11 jul
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    • I don’t like attention, that is all.
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    • I haven't had a birthday party in years, usually I just buy myself something and eat more than usual
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    • I don’t think it should take one day for the people around you to treat you like a human. Why should being treated nicely be restricted to one day?
      Bevondy 11 jul
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    • I used to not want anyone to even tell me happy birthday beacuse i didnt think i was worth even having one. I never wanted anything. To anyone out there whos going through what i did, youre worth it, you matter. They care about you. You aren't alone in this battle, never be afraid to ask for help.
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    • it's because my family doesn't care about my birthday. the most I get is pencils because I draw. I don't even get a cake... I thought this was suppose to happen at 20, but my sister is 10 years older than me (24) and still gets a whole ass cake :(
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    • Lovehurts 11 jul
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    • It just doesn’t feel that special anymore
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    • My birthday is in December. Here's to hoping covid fucks off before that
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    • My birthday was July 1st. I asked for nothing. I literally told people nothing. I live in a house where no one cares what I ever say. I've been on a diet working in myself (down 80lbs). I very specifically said no cake. They still got a cake...and pizza...and chips. I didn't show up. (1/2)
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    • nah just nobody remembers my birthday so I just dont bring it up
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    • I genuinely don't like people knowing my birthday, only family members and friends I've known for ages. But this year I used my birthday to get out of work early
      CDM10 11 jul
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    • Ahh yes because how they choose to celebrate their own dedicated day must be a specific extravagant way? As in they can’t celebrate it the way they want to huh?
      akdonuts 11 jul
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    • My birthday is just me being one day older than the day before and just like the day before, no one really cares about it
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    • My family only goes out to eat and gives me a $100 (same with all my siblings) so I don’t think it’s all that big of a deal
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    • I get to stay at my grandparents for a couple days around my birthday so it’s like a mini vacation
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    • No they’re just chill af and don’t expect much from others
      tbuns 11 jul
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    • I bet birthdays are great when you have disposable income. Go all out. Even if it's by yourself. You deserve it.
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    • I never celebrate my birthday I even forgot my birthday at one point
      Yatsuto 11 jul
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    • When it’s my birthday I don’t go telling everyone I see, I take my buddies out and to eat usually on me. And then go watch a movie. It’s been like a tradition for the last few years, I missed out on seeing some of my friends because if this pandemic kinda bummed
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    • My birthday is the only day I actually expect people to treat me with respect and I have been let down every year :(
      tac0s 11 jul
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    • I grew up poor, so birthdays and holidays weren’t really a thing. My Father was always working, but my mom didn’t really care unless it was her birthday or Christmas. My dad would try and make it up to us later by taking us to the store to pick out something. (1/3)
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    • I don't like to celebrate because the gifts are so dumb, and I'm fucking tired of pretending. I just don't care for gifts. Let's go to a bar, buy me a drink and I'm good. I don't care for gifts.
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    • my dad never gave me anything close to a party so I started getting my own cake. Problem was my favorite is carrot cake and no one likes it. so every year after I'd get them chocolate and myself a single slice of carrot. But now my birthday just so happens to be right after surgery you know
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    • My birthday is shared with this girl in my school. I know this cause my Highschool had us do some “get to know each other” activity. It’s been 3 years and I refuse to say “it’s my birthday!” Not because “I’m so mature,” but because I don’t want to look like a narcissist. However.. (1/2)
      Trinkit 11 jul
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    • My bday was 4 days ago. When I was 12 I kind of stopped celebrating as everyone stopped making it a big deal. But this year kinda sucked because my friend made plans with me which meant alot because I just accepted that it wasn't a big deal anymore. But they blew me off to hang out with someone else
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    • I’ve never celebrated it because my grandma who raised me was a Jehovah’s Witness so my sister and I never got to celebrate but now that I’m my own adult I still don’t because I just figured I’ve never done it so why start
      Drumatic 11 jul
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    • It’s my birthday. yay?
      Its_lewis 12 jul
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    • I dont really enjoy my birthday because all i WANT to do is have everyone go the fuck away and let me rest, recharge, and just chill with some games. Instead, i work all day, end up helping everyone else with everything, and getting pestered about shit i need to do. In return, i get a cake bought
      Picono3 11 jul
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    • I bet she’s one of those bitches that walks around school with 20 giant balloons on her birthday.
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    • Why tf does it matter how others celebrate THEIR birthday. lol stupid women
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    • I don't celebrate; because it doesn't feel special anymore. I just didn't remember it a couple years in a row, and just didn't give a damn.
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    • i don't like the attention and having to talk and awkwardly seem happy to people, i have to please others on a day supposely that is for me, so i just don't like celebrating mine
      trap_cat 14 jul
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    • It’s my birthday today and I feel the same :/
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    • My birthday's in 3 days. Wish me a good bday?
      Convex_ 12 jul
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    • I’m not miserable I just don’t care anymore
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    • Today's my birthday, ate breakfast with the fam and now im just gonna chill at home and do nothing except homework.
      Ekko 11 jul
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    • I just think it’s stupid to attach significance to the fact that I continued to exist for an arbitrary number of days. Birthdays should be for children, and anyone who makes it to their 90s.
      _Godless 11 jul
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    • They are
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    • People who have a birthday ribbon with dollar bills stapled are annoying no ones gives a fuk Kimberly
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    • Have you ever cared when it was someone else’s birthday? I don’t brag about it cuz I know nobody gives a shit
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    • Not true I just don't like the attention or special treatment
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    • I don’t mind celebrating it, I just dont like making it a big deal and expecting special treatment
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    • PorkSword 11 jul
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    • i never get to celebrate my birthday besides the occasional cake. never threw a party or got presents before, so now whenever someone gets me a little gift or wishes me a happy birthday it just means a lot to me.
      Milk_Tea 13 jul
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    • Meh. After I turned 21 birthdays were just depressing for me.
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    • Or there just used to being disappointed. It's easier to accept no one celebrating because you tried to hide it than accept no one caring when you try to have them involved
      saipanstu 11 jul
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    • My coworkers wanted to throw a party for my birthday. Went in the day of and I got the normal hi's and about it. Subtly dropped hints about it. Then I checked the schedule and realized they went with the date on my ID, the date that is wrong by 3 days. My manager proceeded to throw a fit she didn't-
      PetLife 11 jul
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    • I don’t like strangers wishing me a happy birthday.
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    • Big whoop. I was born on this day, who cares?
      GavinG13 11 jul
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    • I stopped caring when I realized my parents forgot and didn’t mention anything about it the whole day
      GoatIG 11 jul
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    • I spent my 20th and 21st birthday alone. It was honestly so depressing. For my 21st, I went to Cancun and Vegas, and my friend/fling, whatever he is, didnt even bothering making another flight after he missed it, & said he was coming the night before. :( he was super excited...then missed the flight
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    • Today’s actually my 21st birthday but being in the military kinda ruined my alcohol experience so it’s not even special to me just another day
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    • I use my birthday as a valid excuse to have fun and just relax
      mikehk 11 jul
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    • When my birthday comes around I treat it as another day. I get message from friends and have a nice dinner with my family. Funny enough my birthday is August 5th so please. Give me all of the attention
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    • Again, it’s just another day
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    • Mines a holiday to my fam
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    • This me on my birthday: oh I'm 16(not turning into yet) cool .. oh 50 dollars thanks. Aight back to living life like its always happens. Nothing really exciting happens on my birthday my family and I just go out to eat and that's prolly it, no fucking huge money wasting party.and I'm fine with that.
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    • Hd same
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    • See I got over excited as a kid, like most kids would. Now I just go through the day normally. I eventually get it shoved in my face by family which is cool but that’s abt it
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    • Last year, my birthday was absolute dogshit. We had a couple of our friends in a band come up and see us, so my entire birthday was overshadowed by my family. 1/?
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    • kanep0e 11 jul
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    • I don’t wNt any attention. I definitely don’t want people coming to my house because it’s been another year since I was born. Let me be in peace
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    • My b-day's coming up pretty soon. Honestly a little scared. Just the idea of getting older makes me feel a weird tingle in my chest. I just wanna be a kid back in 2012 again
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    • Not really I just don’t see it as a big deal
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    • Its MY birthday I dont give a shit about it why should you
      IDIODIX 11 jul
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    • Miserable because we have no one to share our birthday with
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    • not saying i’m more mature it just doesn’t bring me the joy and excitement it used to as a kid
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    • It’s always awkward for my birthday when I get gifts because it’s literally me surrounded by a crowd of people all watching me read the cards and open the boxes and then I’ve gotta seem excited the whole time so I don’t look ungrateful or bored.
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