• *1 in 4 car accidents are caused by
texting and driving*
People: ”Won’t be me.”
*1 in 302,575,350 chance of winning
the Mega Millions*
People: ”You never know."
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    • You have a bit more control with the texting and driving one
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    • "1 in 4 accidenrs are caused by" doesn't mean you have a 1 in 4 chance of getting an accident
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    • HybridD 5 jun
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    • 100% of car accidents are caused by cars.
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    • Texting and driving is dange
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    • Dumbass contrarians on here really defending texting driving. Go drive into a wall you fucking oxygen thief.
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    • It's illegal to text and drive. However it is completely legal to write a letter longhand while driving. Sooo. Dear grandma, how are you doing..... we don't know the end because they died in an accident
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    • You have better odds of dying on your way to pick up your lottery winnings than actually winning the lottery
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    • Did you know 4 in 4 car accidents are caused by cars?
      _N0va 5 jun
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    • Top comments are gonna die in a distracted driving accident or kill someone else in one
      Wardre 5 jun
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    • Its 1 in 4 accidents not a 1 in 4 chance
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    • You aren’t relating the two statistics correctly. It would make more sense to show the percentage of people who text and drive that get in car accidents
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    • Anyone else bothered by the flawed statistical layout
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    • Me, while texting and driving: CANT WIN IF YOU DONT PLAY!
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    • I typed this while driving and I’m fi
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    • I hate the argument of: I can multitask, or it’s not THaT distracting. Some things happen in a split second and if you’re not paying attention at that exact moment you won’t have time. Pay attention when you drive. Don’t be a moron and hurt someone else
      myshtar 5 jun
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    • True but that’s kinda flawed considering it said 1 out of 4 of all car crashes and not 1 out of 4 chance from texting.
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    • You forgot to factor in the odds of actually getting into a car accident
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    • 1 in 4 accidents are from texting not 1 out of 4 people crash from texting
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    • Point made, but these statistics are actually a good example of how statistics are often misleading. The 1 in 4 is how many crashes are caused by texting, not how many people who text and drive crash. It is not comparable to the likelihood of purchasing a lottery ticket and winning.
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    • Two totally different standards of statistics. The accidents one is like saying on average 1 of every 2 lottery winners are male.
      matman34 5 jun
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    • 1 in 1,000,000+ chance of being shot “Oh but we gotta ban those guns!”
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    • That’s saying 1 in 4 car accidents. Not 1 in four people will get in a car accident
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    • Again, I stand by my saying that humans, in their own ways, are the dumbest fucking things to exist.
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    • Hey cloyd I'm on a thousand downers now I'm drowsy. I downed a 1/5 of vodka dare me to drive?
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    • You have control over 1 smh
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    • You wish it was only 1 in 302,575,350
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    • No one hopes to be in an accident, winning a ton of money though..
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    • 1 in 4 features are reposts.
      Lip_Zinc 7 jun
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    • HOW ARE YALL DEFENDING TEXTING AND DRIVING??? Who cares about the technicalities???? Dont encourage dangerous behavior please???
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    • Doesn’t matter if they’re comparing the wrong statistics point is you should text and drive at all, no excuses. And also don’t play the lottery
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    • Okay so im a trucker and when i see someone texting while driving it makes me want to hit my air horn
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    • Imagine defending texting and driving
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    • I always say I don’t text and drive, I drive and text. I learned how to drive long before I learned how to text. So driving always takes precedence over texting. One or two letters at a time on straightaways, check surroundings. Never on curves or in crazy traffic.
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    • Was in a car crash 2 days ago from texting and driving totaled out 3 cars. Pay attention to the road peeps
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    • And in the comments people are justifying texting and driving...
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    • Ppl are actually arguing to the texting and driving’s favor.
      Basiqq 6 jun
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    • Anybody else notice way more adults on their phone while driving than teens? But then they go to bash us (to be fair, I haven't driven yet but its still bullshit)
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    • I’ve met people who’ve been in accidents due to texting and driving and they STILL TEXT AND DRIVE! Their logic? “I know what I’m doing now”
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    • You still have higher chances of the crash, but that stat you should use is percent of people who text and drive that get in a crash.
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    • That's not how statistics works
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    • Hi dumbass who used to text and drive here. I hit somebody about 2 years ago (not very hard thankfully) and she had a child in her car. Im lucky no damage was caused to her car/child at all, but i havent looked at my phone while my car is in drive since then. I suggest you all do the same.
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    • MrPiklez 10 jun
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    • Remember, the more people you run off the road the fewer there will be left to run into you.
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    • "lol I'm great at texting and driving. Won't be me" is the mindset I imagine the countless people I've seen cut me off in traffic or swerve out of their lane without even noticing
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    • Hate how y’all are trying to justify texting and driving.
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    • That not how statistics work but ok
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    • To be fair you have more control over one of them.
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    • 1 in 1 lottery winners buy a ticket
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    • I use Spotify all the time while driving is that bad?
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    • Well the first one isn't based off luck or chance, the other is based off luck
      GNTA 6 jun
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    • Statistic is framed to make the point, there's little correlation between those numbers, but the basic premise remains true
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    • Hah jokes on you i never text and drive because no one texts me
      HateMe 6 jun
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    • I did the math, and if those winning odds are correct, then, you have a greater chance of getting struck by lightning, not once, but roughly 16 times
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    • Y’all are defending texting and driving
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    • I watch porn while driving. Considerably more dangerous than texting and driving.
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    • They're also the same people who think spending 20$ on cleaning supplies for their rank ass house is a bad use of money but 20$ on Powerball tickets is "hoping for the future!! 😍"
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    • The lottery is fucking awful. Voluntary tax on the stupid and desperate.
      Daffu 5 jun
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    • Am I the only one that starts getting nervous if the driver of the vehicle their in is on their phone? Just hand it to me and I’ll deal with it, keep your eyes on the road.
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    • Yeah but you control your phone, not the odds
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    • You cant win the lottery if you dont play, just like you cant get into a car crash unless you drive
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    • Why are people in the comments defending texting and driving? Well I guess there's always natural selection
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    • hey I just graduated rehab today from weed and I'm 6 months sober. give me a like so I can feel even better 😂😂 thank you 💯
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    • Alcohol and Calculus don’t mix well either. Don’t drink and derive
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    • Those are 2 different forms of statistics ...
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    • Yea but you don’t have a 1 in 4 chance of getting in a wreck if you’re texting and driving. If you look at wrecks 1 in 4 will be because someone was texting and driving. There’s a difference
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    • It's different because it's not giving the same ratio, if it were 1 in 4 people texting and driving get into an accident then this post would make sense by comparing the two but it's not.
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    • Those statistics don’t equate dumbasses. If 1 in whatever number win the lottery, then you have to say 1 in whatever number of people who texts and drives gets into a car accident not that x number of people who get into car crashes was texting
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    • Cloyd Rivers is inbred
      7Riot7 5 jun
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    • Those odds are wrong one is 1in for accidents are caused by texting when it should be one in how many times a person texting causes an accident
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    • This guys annoying as fuck
      Gurt 5 jun
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    • That means it's a quarter OF the accidents that occur are due to texting, not that's it's a 25% chance of being in a text related collision
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    • You're statistically more likely to get struck by lightning than winning big in the lottery
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    • Those are different statistics. 1/4 car accidents has no bearing on how many car accidents happen per person whereas the other does. Also one can be affected by how safe you are where the other isn’t.
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    • Yeah but that’s of accidents, not of drivers.
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    • One in four people don’t get into a car accident though
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    • Anyone Over the age of 15 who still follows cloyd rivers is a loser
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    • To be fair, the top statistic assumes you’re going to get into an accident, while the lotto just assumes you’re playing
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    • Can't be you if you don't text and drive, then your probability drops to 0
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    • People who text and drive deserve to die in a wreck.
      moatGoth 5 jun
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    • iFappy 5 jun
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    • Y'all are fucking retarded
      Leprkan 10 jun
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    • Cloyd rivers is the fucking worst twitter account
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    • I got a manual. Too much of a pain to text lol
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    • 1 in 5 women between the ages of 18 to 24 experience some form of sexual assault. Teenage girls: I can’t wait to grow up.
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    • Weird how people want to believe good things will happen to them and bad things wont
      G01d3n 9 jun
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    • Don’t iFunny and drive
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    • Very retarded way of presenting the statistics.
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    • O.M.G so true
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    • cloyd with them woke ass facts again
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    • Cant relate, I try to get in the car crash. You never know.
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    • Fitting that this came from Cloud Rivers
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    • This is why the only lotteries I ever play are the free ones
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