• Speed has never Killéthanyone.
Suddenly becoming stationary,
that's what gets you.
Jeremy Clarkson
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    • Not true, if you go fast enough without protection ie, being strapped to a F12 raptor and breaking the sound barrier while pulling 12 Gs, I guarantee you'll die
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    • Nah man. My mom overdosed on speed
      Slank 22 jul
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    • What about the drug?
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    • Or abruptly speeding from being stationary
      TheCheat 22 jul
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    • His genius is almost frightening
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    • I’d argue accelerating too fast would crush you but I guess that would be gravity
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    • This is so very wrong
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    • Remember guys, always gradually become stationary.
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    • What about G forces
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    • Idk one time my friend took too much speed and overdosed so
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    • The suicide coaster disproves this
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    • I am pretty sure someone has died just by going too fast
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    • My man George learned that the hard way...
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    • Watch Top Gear, buy a BMW, love life
      Rudolphe 22 jul
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    • I hope that in the next few years we can learn to become immortal so Jeremy clarkson can never die
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    • Literally any projectile would disagree
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    • This is just so stupid it’s hard to believe so many people believe this
      Favray 22 jul
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    • Its a crash joke! Smh. If u suddenly become stationary, you probably hit a wall, or dropped dead from an overdose.
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    • If you accelerate fast enough without a pressure suit I guarantee you’ll die.
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    • I guess you haven’t snorted it the
      Chobenn 22 jul
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    • Or not being stationary
      acco 22 jul
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    • Fuck you Ifunny, stupid bitch. My comment wasn't spam and was funny as shit
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    • If you go fast enough it’ll tear your atoms apart
      NotYoDad 22 jul
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    • Have you heard of the death coaster?
      Netdog 22 jul
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    • He’s not wrong
      Bick_ 22 jul
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    • But the faster you go, the harder it will hit you when you do become stationary
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    • Ask Dale Earnhardt
      kanep0e 22 jul
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    • except Paul Walker
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    • ItzHax 22 jul
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    • Either way we are all victims of physics.
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    • Oh yeah then explain terminal velocity because I don't understand what's going on
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    • I think a car going very fast hitting you tends to be lethal. But what do I know, I'm not doctor
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    • Makes sense
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    • What about taking a 12 inch cock up your ass screaming yes daddy
      physco60 22 jul
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    • What about people hit by trains or cars?
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    • Or vice versa
      tybreelo 22 jul
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    • if you hypothetically went faster then light, what would happen?
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    • Ayyy! I got featured. Thanks everyone! :)
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    • No, no, g forces will fuck you up
      Sorran 22 jul
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    • Tank warfare explained
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    • When you go really fast, you start to burn up
      MrObama 22 jul
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    • TheTexasStubby
      G-force will kiII you
      TheTexasStubby 22 jul
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    • not if you borf from nausea
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    • Not true my friend overdosed on speed
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    • Technically because he uses the word speed which in science is related to velocity he is correct Acceleration or a change in speed is what krills you
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    • Idk I got a neighbor who died of meth. But then again he did suddenly become stationary
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    • To all those who disagree, remember that astronauts travel at thousands of miles / hour without dying
      skylar01 22 jul
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    • Uuuuh ever hear about g force?
      havnoname 22 jul
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    • Somebody’s never heard of g-forces
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    • Or suddenly going very fast dickhead
      IAmDino 22 jul
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    • Ok let’s strap you to the front of a rocket
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    • G-Forces my dog
      Free_hugs 22 jul
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    • MieKnut 24 jul
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    • What about the dude who gets hit by the car
      TDGamer21 24 jul
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    • Well yes, but actually no
      Logan37c 24 jul
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    • This is false, my grandfather did speed in large quantities and over does then died.
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    • The force you're moving at can k.ill ya but I guess no one has moved fast enough to d.ie. It's not even suddenly stopping that has to k.ill you It's a sudden reduction in speed.
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    • Oh yeah? Well my friend lost control of his motorcycle and slid across the freeway and still died😤 granted he got ran over by a semi truck but that’s besides the point
      Bloc_Boi 24 jul
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    • Speed hasnt k!lled us yet is what you mean. We just havnt figured out how to go fast enougb.... well maybe with jets we could....
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    • If you move too fast then the air around you will certainly be sucked out of your lungs
      Mr_j 24 jul
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    • If you go fast enough you wouldn’t be able to breath. I’m not sure if that’s correct, but it sounds right.
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    • Clarkson!!!!!
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    • Y’all ever heard of g-forces?
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    • Say that to the teachers in the challenger
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    • War never hurt anyone. Its just people with guns
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    • Physics and science people answer this for me. Hypothetically. If your body were to launch at a high speed, say a sling shot through the air and mid way were to come to a complete stop what would that do? Whiplash? You don’t hit anything you just stop.
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    • If you say G forces you are actually retarded.
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    • Doom?
      Yoohoo13 24 jul
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    • Paul Walker.../~\
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    • Tell that to Solomon Epstein
      jatzi 24 jul
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    • So if I run, then stop abruptly, I will die? Interesting.
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    • What about bullets
      iThrasher 24 jul
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    • What about rapid acceleration?
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    • Guy ran 26 miles and died that’s what marathons are named after and why you run 25 miles haha
      Kitterman 23 jul
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    • Meth
      ZachRittz 23 jul
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    • and thats why im perpetually in motion, usually having a wank.
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    • “It’s not the fall that k1lls you, it’s the sudden stop at the end”
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    • ok
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    • People who’ve been hit by cars must have stopped very fast then
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    • Tell that to someone getting hit by a car
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    • *Paul Walker has left the chat
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    • Every time i read this i think of coke and then i crash
      reked22 23 jul
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    • Accurate
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    • Hey
      Disturbed 23 jul
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    • Thought this was about meth and got very confused
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    • Me on the free way going 90 mph while intoxicated is pretty deadly.
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    • Idk if you go fast enough, you’ll burn
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    • If you travel at the speed of light without any safety equipment you will literally disintegrate in mid air or travel 95yards to the sun they will literally melt
      werecoe 23 jul
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    • I remember when my friend suddenly became a pile of pens and paper. Poor bastard never saw it coming
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    • I heard a story once where a guy strapped a jet engine to his car. He ended up going so fast that he crashed into a wall and got flattened. The worst part is, when they investigated the wreckage they saw that he was frantically trying to stop the car with the break pedals but the break pads burned
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    • No, I'm pretty sure you can die because of suddenly being hit by something going fast
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    • Pual Walker is dead lol
      Mypost 23 jul
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    • Well, yes, speed isn’t the one that ends you. That’s velocity. It’s the acceleration that does it.
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    • High speed accident
      Jeydaman 23 jul
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    • Smartassmode on: If you would go fast eneugh, it is theoriced that the particles witch would move throu your body would damage DNA. Basicaly giving you cancer. Smartassmode off
      WinzerA1 23 jul
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    • A fall cant hurt you its the sudden stop at the end
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    • But what if you are speed?
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