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    • My name is Mariya Vasilyevna Oktyabrskaya, you killed my husband, prepare to die!
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    • Taylor Swift is one of the least bad ass women. Oh we broke up lemme whine about it in a song so I can make money. So badass right?
      RondKrows 5 dec
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    • Now this is the type of women little girls should look up to. Not fucking nut suckers like Kim Kardashian
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    • She didn't demand a tank, she sold all of her belongings, BOUGHT a tank, donated it to the Red Army, then became a mechanic so she could drive it. She named it the Fighting Girlfriend, which her fellow soldiers made fun of, until it got shot, and she hopped out and repaired it, in the middle of
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    • 90% of porn stars are badder than she is
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    • Taylor is a bitch, period lmao
      Mr_Squig 5 dec
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    • There once was this really successful female pirate in asia. She had a enormous fleet and caused gov. All over asia to beg britain for help,since britain had the strongest navy, but britain ended up getting their buts whooped, and eventually she was like "im tired" walk
      WDGASTER22 7 dec
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    • in the revolutionary war a woman was a nurse and she saw her husband get shot and killed so she dropped her medical supplies and picked up the gun to kill the guy who killed her husband
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    • Literally any person with a vagina is a more badass girl than Taylor swift
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    • You were saying?
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    • faahhaad 6 dec
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    • Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko[a] (née Belova; 12 July 1916 – 10 October 1974) was a Soviet sniper in the Red Army during World War II,[1] credited with 309 kills. She is regarded as one of the top military snipers of all time[2] and the most successful female sniper in history.[3][4] - Wikipedia
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    • Hm. Interesting. I’m gonna write a letter to my senator demanding I be given a tank. I’ll let you all know how it goes.
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    • Name someone more badass than Taylor Swift: 99% of the female population
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    • Husband killed by nazis. Asked government for tank. Got tank. Killed nazis with tank.
      Miss_Sin 6 dec
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    • Rani Lehu: Indian queen deposed by the British who killed her king. Rounded up an army and took her kingdom back in the 1780s. Ching Shih: Chinese pirate queen in a command of 600 ships. One-eye Charley: a reverse trap stagecoach driver in 1800s who fought off natives and robbers. Or really any1 who
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    • My mom. Dropped out of school to take care of me, got stuck for years in shitty desk jobs due to lack of school. Then managed to retire and is living the good life in florida...
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    • *our husband
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    • The mole on my ass is more of a badass bitch than taylor swift.
      caspbeans 6 dec
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    • Taylor swift is the furthest thing from every sense of the word “bad” except bad music.
      Tilted_Queen 10 dec
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    • literally any other woman
      kiromi55 7 dec
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    • Hellen Keller, I mean look all the things that she accomplished while being blind and deaf.
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    • Get you a girl willing to avenger you’re death via tank
      corndogz 6 dec
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    • literally Dora the explorer is badder than Taylor Swift
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    • Literally anyone is a badder bitch than Taylor Swift.
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    • Notifications are annoying
      Exren 6 dec
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    • Went out against panzers/paks and didn't flinch. Hopped out of the tank mid combat to fix a tank thread, thrice. Died the forth time. Rip
      Napooeon 6 dec
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    • And yet EA and Dice can't figure out how to actually portray women in Battlefield. Make this a war story! A real story about a REAL women, not some made up PC BS.
      baron1282 6 dec
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    • When her tank was damaged from a heavy blast she was known to jump out of it and repair it herself under heavy fire and jump right back in to continue fighting. She deserves an action film honestly.
      Pelicanguy 6 dec
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    • My momma: Joined the army, was awarded as a marksman within a week after never holding a gun before, drove a tank, translated intercepted messages from the Soviet Union, Was stationed on the border of the Soviet Union, and she knows top secret information she cannot legally divulge
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    • No way did the government just say “yea fuck it give her a tank”
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    • She also sold nearly everything she owned to buy that tank. She was also considered one of the kost successful Russian tank captains in terms of kills.
      threve 6 dec
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    • Mariya also on two occasions jumped out of her t-34 against the will of her commander to repair her tracks under heavy fire. She would come to be the most decorated but most unknown woman soldier in history. She also sold everything including her house to buy the t-34.
      guy121 6 dec
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    • Moan 6 dec
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    • She also was killed in action during the Leningrad-Novgograd Offensive. She drove her T-34 into German positions, destroying the enemy until she jumped out to repair her tank in the middle of battle but was hit by shrapnel in the head and died a few days later.
      XV123 9 dec
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    • Stop making Transformers movies and make this
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    • Why couldn't dice cover this story. This would've been a hell of a lot more fun
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    • Waylon 6 dec
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    • True feminism by letting a woman drive a tank and blowing up nazis
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    • Theres literally billions of girls badder then taylor lmao
      peepeeeee 5 dec
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    • There’s a difference between being bad and being a petty bitch
      gsickles 8 dec
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    • She bought the tank in her own and drove it to the army base demanding to be a tanker. Since she brought her own, she was accepted and proceeded to kick nazi ass until she was killed while repairing her tank on the battlefield
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    • Huband: *dies. Wife: IM GETTING A FUCKING TANK AND KILL YOU ALL U PEICES OF SHIT...with a smile of course
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    • Try the Night Witches of the 588th night bomber brigade
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    • Clara Barton: Legendary nurse during the Civil War. Founded the American Red Cross Association. Was nicknamed “The Angel Of The Battlefield.” for her willingness to save soldiers on both sides, because she knew that deep down, they were all American.
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    • Lyudmila Pavlichenko. Sniper for the USSR during WWII. Retired at the rank of Major. Confirmed kill count was 309. Infinitely more badass then Taylor Swift.
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    • Literally anyone else
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    • There's also a woman who had thr 2nd most sniper kills in history.
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    • Fluffpuff 6 dec
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    • Don’t forget Lyudmila Pavlichenko, Russian sniper during WWII she was credited with 309 confirmed kills
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    • There is a difference between being a badass bitch and just a general bitch...
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    • How about that lady that seduced and killed nazis in World War II?
      lePuro 6 dec
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    • The female mission that should have been in battlefield 5
      farmerdude 6 dec
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    • Our tank is your tank, comrade.
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    • Imagine being so brainwashed by pop culture you think fucking teenie bop golden curls Taylor shake it off Swift is the most badass woman ever
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    • The Nazis didn’t kill enough commies
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    • Jeanne de Clisson's husband was arrested and executed by King Philip VI, and all her lands and titles were confiscated. She sold everything she had, bought three warships, and spent the next two years massacring every French ship in the English Channel.
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    • The Night Witches. Woman or not it takes balls to bomb nazis in the 1940s from crop dusters built in 1915.
      Zenith12 6 dec
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    • She’s the John Wick of WW2
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    • NOW THAT! Is how how women should respect, not this SJW nonsense
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    • Taylor Swift is not badass at all. She could get her ass kicked by a blind ant with no legs
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    • Nigging 6 dec
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    • DeRfF 6 dec
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    • Tf is badass about Taylor swift
      YoBoyVlad 6 dec
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    • When you’re a German chilling in your foxhole and you see some chick in a t-34 driving towards you
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    • The list of people more badass than taylor is quite long
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    • Imagine thinking Taylor Swift is bad. I mean maybe she’s bad as in bad at music but she’s not bad bad
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    • What about The entire night witch division of the Russian Air Force? These bad assets swooped down on canvas planes with the engines off to bomb nazis
      98random 6 dec
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    • Literally anyone
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    • When was she ever a bad bitch
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    • Just because she puts on black lipstick doesn’t mean she’s a bad bitch
      CringeTime 6 dec
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    • Don't get a woman who will make a chart-topping song about your break up, get a woman who will harass the govt for a tank in order to avenge your death
      Wahgineer 6 dec
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    • Wearing dark makeup doesn’t make you a badass
      Clippy6 6 dec
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    • Bruh literally any bitch badder than Taylor Swift the fuck
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    • They really try to make these celebrities look like god
      PrinceOuji 6 dec
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    • *plays battlefield theme*
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    • How many different guys has she written breakup songs about? I feel like she’s just a slut at this point.
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    • Anyone is badder than Taylor swift
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    • Cuter too...
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    • Shirley Temple is more badass than Taylor Swift
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    • Also my grandma doesn’t take no for an answer
      Helseng 7 dec
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    • *our tank (soviet anthem plays)
      TNChevy 7 dec
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    • i want a wife like that 1
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    • Big titty vengeful Russian gf
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    • Of all the historical inaccuracies in battlefield 5 all in an effort to include women in a game about war why didnt they just do this?
      KaiRubix 7 dec
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    • Literally any middle class woman making their own money
      Memeology 7 dec
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    • Bitch, Joan of Arc was badder than Taylor Swift
      MeIty 7 dec
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    • Sadie Adler
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    • Litterally any women is more bad ass
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    • Then she was killed by friendly fire and burned to death sadly...
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    • there is dead spouse anger and the there is getting a Russian tank in an act of revenge anger
      USATNT 6 dec
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    • Name a woman more badass than Taylor swift: anne frank
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    • Does this person know what bad ass means? Because it's nothing close to flat ass
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    • Even the most poor, dirty, washed up dregs of the soviet union had more spine than taylor swift will ever have.
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    • A cardboard cutout of mike Tyson would do a better job of convincing me it’s a badass woman
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