• WON THE LOTTERY.
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    • This missed the best part. The very next line he said “and I have a Swiss passport as backup”
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    • SalveEst 5 jul
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    • America is not perfect, we’re facing a lot of problems right now, but god damn do we have more rights and privileges than other countries.
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    • My_Pizza 5 jul
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    • Fr tho I hope reincarnation isn’t a thing because we’d all have a 50+% chance of being born in fuckin ASIA and a much lower chance of being born in the best country on Earth.
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    • Honestly, y’all living and breathing is like winning the lottery. You are able to do whatever you want and become whatever you want to! Never forget that
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    • Coming from an immigrant, America is the fucking best!
      iKryptic 5 jul
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    • I always think of this and I’m grateful. My parents came here when they were young and made a good living off of hard work. Yea there’s a bunch of fucked up shit here but it’s worth everything. I see A LOT of Americans being so ungrateful for being here. I wish they would be sent to 3rd world countr
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    • I mean, Americas got problems, it really sucks to be any race in America, white people get assulted for their ancestors wrong doings, black people are still struggling as a result of past oppression, Hispanics are getting fucked by ICE, but at the end of the day, were better than anyone else
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    • Americans who say that America sucks and it’s “not the most free country” need to move. This is a classic example of you never know what you’ve got until it’s gone.
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    • 1st Gen Americans understand this more than others.
      J1N1 5 jul
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    • Im a simple man, I see a usa meme I like.
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    • Just by being in America you’re the 1% of the world. You’re living better than the majority of the world
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    • jb124 5 jul
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    • Americaaa, FUCK yeahhhhhh
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    • Damn straight 😎
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    • It pissed me off seeing people on 4th of July talking about how America is a terrible country. Idk if these people realized how fucked up some parts of the world are. Yes America has some problems but we’re way better off than many other countries
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    • Sharena 5 jul
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    • And as a backup, I have a swiss passport
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    • blue_too 5 jul
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    • True tho. My mom is always saying how much she hates America and all that Bullshit and she wouldn't let me and my dad light fireworks, so I asked her where she'd rather live and she handed me a lighter. Ain't no place better.
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    • I’m black and I think it’s a shithole but it’s my shithole and it’s better than every other shithole
      FORREAL 5 jul
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    • And as a backup I have a Swiss passport
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    • My town isn’t getting bombed & I can criticize my own government bc this is America
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    • 🎶BOOOOOOORRRRRNNN IN THE USA🎶
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    • MURICAAAA FUCK YEAH
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    • Yeah boi
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    • Peope say fuck american and america sucks like yeah america has problems but its way better than the middle east or than most SA countries.
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    • Glad im not British.
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    • Being born in America even as a black person isn’t that bad, you could be born as a girl in the middle of Iran which would be significantly worse
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    • Fuck yeah
      mike1935 5 jul
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    • Happy fourth of July everybody! 😄😊
      Kyra26 5 jul
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    • My mum is English and came over a few years before she married my dad. Her mother passed from a cancer that could've been saved had the healthcare been good. Now she has cancer and through prayers and good doctors and everything, she's gonna recover. I guarantee you it wouldn't have been the same (1
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    • YEAH! Who won the lottery? I DID! Smell that air! Couldn’t ya just drink it like booze!
      faceball 5 jul
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    • Fuck yeah
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    • Fuck yeah! Freedom and eagles
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    • Fuck anyone who’s been hating on my America lately
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    • Enigmata 5 jul
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    • Gotta love the sweet smell of freedom in the morning
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    • HELL yea
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    • look, america is great. its actually sick. but i feel like not everyone has the same chance to make a good life. like how some people got it better. i.e boomers, rich kids etc. thats why i stand by Australia as a better country to live in, but america is definitely our cooler big brother
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    • Fish who have never left the fish bowl don’t understand the concept of the fish bowl. Rip them out of the water, drop on them on floor to flop around and gasp for air for a minute, and THEN put them BACK in the fish bowl, and they’ll understand.
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    • You were born in the WHAT of a baby??!
      SergeyT 5 jul
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    • America!
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    • And as backup I have a Swiss passport
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    • Phexal 5 jul
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    • Amen baby
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    • America does account for about 4% of the population; so yes, you would be winning the lottery if you were born here 😉
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    • Land of the nigs, home of the gay.
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    • That’s true
      Akame 5 jul
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    • out-mother fucking-standing
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    • Time to take my annual freedom shit for the day. I wipe my bum with a replica treaty of Versailles
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    • Love the country not to government
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    • 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 yolo swag moneyzzzz
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    • I've never understood why people think just because I was born on this dirt and you were born on that dirt I'm better than you.
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    • He is soo creepy
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      Krystal 5 jul
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    • Well now America is filled with race riots, people hating people that don’t look like them, people want to unleash total anarchy, and defund the police so they can commit any crime they want, and Kanye is running for president. I’d say America is running out of freedom, and is now slowly going 1/2
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    • Just because you were born here doesn’t mean life is all that great. “But other places are shittier” and so what? Your neighbor trashes their home so you’re gonna use that as an excuse to leave your home a mess too? The point of this country is to critique it and get better
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    • America sucks and I live here
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    • My mom was a mexican immigrant and moved here to get away from the shit there I've spent a lot of time down there but I'm glad I was born and grew up here because it's alot better than mexico however, it is nowhere close to the best country in the world
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    • By being born you didn't win. Even being in USA you didn't win, you just got the least shity option
      Rycornx 5 jul
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    • Fuck this piece of shit garbage fire
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    • Apparently a fucking cringe tag is all countries matter like no one but america has an independence day
      Doomshow 5 jul
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    • And i have a sweeden passport as a backup
      Joyboy 5 jul
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    • I lost, i was born in thw uk
      Celeriac 5 jul
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    • Yes "won"
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    • Oof, lowest prize but still something
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    • Patriotism is cringe
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    • Bgth
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    • No healthcare! Yay!!!
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    • America is great, the government is corrupted
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    • I love the country and am grateful to live in it, but some of the people running it are assholes
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    • Wrong
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    • American privilege? Now that’s something that’s real. Everyone who lives here is lucky as hell. It’s sad that they don’t know how lucky...
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    • And you dumbasses have the audacity to complain about OTHER people’s privileges 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    • Nah I need that Canadian health care I know someone who had heart surgery for 7 bucks and they are doing great
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    • I have never heard an immigrant criticize the US as much as today’s natural born citizens. Most people moving here are happy to be more free than they were in their other countries.
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    • Ehh.. idk about that one chief
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    • Gambling, guns, sex, women, the best food, the best military. What more can you ask for
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    • Its funny that immigrants are more proud to be American than native born Americans
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    • RAHKIT 7 jul
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