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When l was in em grade a friend of mine
and I were fucking around during our study
period and he accidemally stabbed me in
the arm with a pencil and the pencil was
partially stuck in my arm but I was really
shy In social situations so I ]ust raised my
hand and waited for (he teacher to notice
which took about five mlnutes so when he
finally asked me what I needed I sald "TJ
accidentally stabbed me with a pencil a few
minutes ago and now It's hanging cm of my
arm, can I go see the nurse7“. He freaked
out and yelled “OH MV GOD SEBASTIAN
WHV DIDNT YOU TELL ME RIGHT AWAY?"
And I said right back "please dun" yell at
me, I have a pencil in my arm, if anyone is
yelling it should be me" and mat sums up
my attitude and personality fairly well (bh
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    • I don't know what's worse. the fact that he got stabbed with a pencil, or that his name is Sebastian
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    • Shy people talking about they’re personality and how shy they are:
      NICKTHEMAN1 a month
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    • Niggas out here being named Sebastian
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    • This is fake and you know it
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    • “Hi I’m a QUIRKY gamer. I like anything on the Nintendo 64 and I LOVE hating things that are popular and my most favorite personality trait is telling everybody possible on the internet that I’m shy! ☺️”
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    • One time i skinned part of my hand on this metal edge. i quietly found some duct tape and wrapped it in paper towels then went back to work. about 10 min later a coworker noticed the bandage and was like um. what. my only response, "its just a flesh wound" he said shut up and we went back to work
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    • No one who’s socially awkward enough to not tell the teacher outright that they have a pencil in their arm is going to talk back to their teacher. Nice try m8
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    • When it said "fucking around" I didn't read "around" at first and that took on a whole different context
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    • This is a very beta post, first he is too afraid to pull a pencil out of his arm and declare he needs to see the nurse and then he tosses his bros name out there giving the teacher the option to punish him
      slimdog14 18 jun
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    • “my personality is being retarded”
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    • So... you’re shy, but super assertive two seconds later, telling the teacher off for being surprised? Sure.
      Ruplo 18 jun
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    • More like stabatian haha amirite? 😎👉👉
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    • I threw up all over a table during 5th grade because i felt it coming and i raised my hand to ask if i could go to the bathroom or trashcan but the teacher didn't do shit and i thew up. Sorry John.
      xblitzy 19 jun
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    • I accidentally stabbed a pencil into my hand in second grade and proceeded to chuckle and stare at it, until it started shooting out blood then I booked it outa the room without a word
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    • One time me and my friend were wrestling because of some argument and he gets me in a cradle so I freak out cause I don’t wanna get pinned, so I grab a remote and shove that shit right up his ass, and without hesitation he grabs a fork and stabs me in the fucking thigh and we just look at the wound.
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    • Dumbass libtard, just push the penicil in further and take it like a man. Kids are pussy’s nowadays. #epicfail
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    • Source: Dude trust me
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    • Beta male
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    • I once got a bloody nose and raised my hand in class. The teacher told me to wait until he was done speaking so I wiped blood all over my hand and raised it again. Upon seeing the blood stained hand he just kinda stood there and gave me a look of disappointment that summed up my life
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    • You really had me read a fat ass paragraph so I can not laugh. What is this shit
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    • And then he woke up, still fat and retarded
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    • I think about this all the time, like when people scream I’m horror to something happening to someone that isn’t them. Thanks, you’ve made me deaf, how did that help the situation? It didn’t
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    • Fake, and i can't stress this enough, gay.
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    • You fucking bottom
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    • Damn snitch smh
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    • I would have just pulled out the pencil and sat silently and used a piece of paper to soak up the blood
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    • Yeah. I get bloody noses frequently sometimes and I had to ask too. The teacher was confused why I waited, but 90% of the time we get shamed for bathroom breaks for some reason
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    • You sound like a little bitch
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    • You can’t spell Sebastian without “beta”.
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    • Imagine being that fucking socially inept
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    • Lmao imagine being named Sebastian
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    • This didn’t happen tbh
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    • Similar thing happened to me lol, I somehow cuz my leg on the desk and my leg was bleeding pretty bad, and I was sitting there with my hand raised for a good 10 minutes while the teacher was reading a book until some girl freaked out and yelled out loud about it
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    • Was that class, by any chance, a special needs class for the autism?
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    • stabbedbastian
      Bifoex a month
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    • He speaks the truth, I was the pencil
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    • As an extroverted person I fucking hate shy people they just big ass pussys
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    • can confirm I was Obama I shook his hand
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    • I read that without the word around. Ot was fun
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    • So basically, you're a little bitch
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    • Fucking snitch
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    • sounds like your typical tumblr user, weird ass name, socially awkward
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    • Lmfao something similar happened in one of my classes. A kid cut the tip of his finger with scissors and it was bleeding everywhere and he just calmly said “uhm.. Can I go to the nurse?” And the teacher looked like she’d seen a demon 😂
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    • This shoud be drawn into a comic XD
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    • Same with me, I also injured myself with a pencil, less severe than this, but I was bleeding all over my desk and because of my shyness I sat there with my other non-injured hand until the teacher called on me, and then she freaked out once she noticed my bleeding hand😆
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    • See i was socially awkward but if someone stabbed me with a pencil they would hear hands
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    • Damn, I didn’t know he was friends with John Wick.
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    • I got my arm caught in a machine at my work and it nearly got ripped off, I walked up to my supervisor covered in blood and kindly asked "hey can you call an ambulance I'm going to pass out in your office until they get here"
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    • Can you imagine stabbing some kid in the arm then he immediately puts his hand up, just imagine the stress lmao
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    • Junior year I was drawing on my arm and my friend slaps the pen and it penetrates and drags a good 4 inches down my arm so I'm just chilling there with blood gushing out of my arm and raise my other hand like "hey Ms can I go to the nurse" and she's tripping but eventually lets me leave
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    • Holy shit fucking tell the teacher dumbass, being shy isn't an excuse to be a fucking dumbass
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    • This guy was definitely disliked by most people in high school
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    • Nobody cares about your personality sebastion
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    • Maybe because every fucking time someone tries to get your attention without raising their hand you either shush them or ignore them?
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    • And then the desks started clapping and Keanu came and gave him $2
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    • Certified PUSSY
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    • “Im socially awkward” shut. the living. fuck. up.
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    • People who have the name of sebastian be like
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    • Lmao so quirky
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    • Okay I first read it as just "fucking" and I got an entirely different image
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    • I accidentally stabbed myself in the arm with a pencil in 6th grade when i missed a step and thats how i got my first tattoo
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    • White bitches be like, OMG THAT IS MOOOD
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    • Lol I have a similar story when I accidentally stabbed myself in the leg with a pencil. Raised my hand and then hobbled over to the teacher with a pencil hanging out of my leg.
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    • XDDDDD QUIRKY AND SHY
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    • When i was in 8th grade we went to washington dc and our room was where o could see the girls when tjey went to swim and about 6 minutes in we looked over and witnessed a drug deal going on
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    • I believe this. I’m the same way about social anxiety/not wanting to disturb people in class.
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    • Classic
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    • The exact same thing happen to a kid in my 6th grade math class, except the pencil got stuck in his palm and he raised his hand with the pencil sticking out of it and it took the teacher like 10 minutes to notice
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    • “I’m NoT rEaDiNg ThAt!” Fucking retards
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    • Take it out.
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    • Did this happen? No. Did I laugh? No.
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    • A kid in my class stabbed another kid in the chest and he walked up to the teacher with a pencil sticking half way through his shirt and asked to call 911. He went to the ER and was fine
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    • You're that bad in social situations you can't ask for help when there's a pencil in your arm? Why weren't you swallowed you weak, pathetic creature?
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    • Wow. He strait snitched on TJ right off the bat.
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    • That’s so unfair! I stab a guy with a pencil, and he cries like a baby, and I get set to the administrator’s office
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    • I actually had a similar situation in 6th grade where there was a fight in the hallway and everyone want to watch and my teacher tried to huddle us in the room and my wrist got caught on the door hinge and it cut me all the way to my elbow. And I waited for like 10 mins and told the teacher.
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    • “Accidemally” you dumb bitch
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    • If I were in that situation I prolly would’ve done the same fuckin thing tbh. I try to act tough but on the inside I’m one shy motherfucker.
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    • Wow so quirky and funny good story haha
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    • You sound like a bitch
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    • Reminds me of when I was in forth grade and I got a bloody nose so I walked up to the teacher while they were helping another student and just waited patiently for them to notice me which took a bit and the class was staring at me
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    • I stabbed a pencil into my forehead in 4th grade by accident... the piece of graphite is still in there i can feel it when i put my finger on it
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    • when i was in 8th grade, my friends and I were goofing around during a assembly and one of them decided to yell “FIRMLY GRASP IT” at me and stabbed my hand. The teachers were confused and continued with the assembly while i was in pain and bleeding everywhere. i still have the scar and lead lol
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    • Too shy to let the teacher know they got stabbed but has enough attitude to tell the teacher not to yell at them 🤔
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    • When I was in fifth grade a kid stabbed me with a pencil, when I went an told the teacher she said, "Pedro couldn't have stabbed you, I was his teacher in third grade and he got a citizen ship award." Fuck you Pedro and fuck you Ms. Doss, you dumb bitch.
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    • Omfg this exact situation happened to me except I genuinely can't say it was an accident. My friend was and is still psychotic in a fun way. But it doesn't show. Ever have a friend like that?
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    • One time in music in the 8th grade I went to untie my friends shoelaces with the eraser of a pencil and he wasn’t paying attention and kicked my hand away and it jammed the pencil into my hand and all I did was look up at my cactus of a music instructor as she was looking over me and just shrugged.
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