Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
holder_ holder_
25 may
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
Media: "video games cause violence"
Video games:
dad of twolom of 2
Sweetest Sweetest
26 sep 2020
Media: "video games cause violence" Video games: dad of twolom of 2
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off"
we
That one kid:
No. don't th. " I will
PlantedCorgo PlantedCorgo
30 oct 2020
The whole class: "Ugh, you should shave that weird moustache off" we That one kid: No. don't th. " I will
YOU'RE EITHER
A SMART FELLER OR A FART SMELLER
GreatestRacist GreatestRacist
10 apr
YOU'RE EITHER A SMART FELLER OR A FART SMELLER
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving...
Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
2 mar
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving... Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching
porn:
KortalMombatt KortalMombatt
15 apr
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting
SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sandy_Boii Sandy_Boii
19 oct 2020
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
*In a Parallel Universe
I ied
Send testacles plz
NYPD NYPD
15 apr
*In a Parallel Universe I ied Send testacles plz
'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
Lodada Lodada
8 dec 2020
'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
BenAndJerrys BenAndJerrys
27 jan 2021
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
Covid needs to end so can get a shave
Newcastle Herald iy
Barbershop has bikini-clad hairdressers, free beer, sport TV I Newc...
ahead_trypdamemev2 ahead_trypdamemev2
19 dec 2020
Covid needs to end so can get a shave Newcastle Herald iy Barbershop has bikini-clad hairdressers, free beer, sport TV I Newc...
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
txt2speech
16 jun
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
Ul want water?
QueenXShark QueenXShark
19 may
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do Ul want water?