• me to crush: wanna go on a date
crush: in your dreams
me who knows how to lucid dream:
Don't mind if I do.
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    • Tried to lucid dream, got stuck in sleep paralysis and now I have PTSD about it. Nice going brain
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    • I wish I could lucid dream, sounds really fun.
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    • The good place is the show
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    • I have always wanted to lucid dream but I cant figure out how. Any tips?
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    • I tried lucid dreaming and I shit the bed.
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    • I remember reading that people who learn how to lucid fuck up their head or some shit not sure it’s been a while
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    • I love how he just has a glass full of olives, some shit you would see in an actual lucid dream
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    • One time I was attacked by a sabertooth tiger in a dream. After I woke up, I went back to sleep, became huge by eating a big mushroom from Mario Bros DS, and beat the shit out of it. 1st and last time I lucid dreamt.
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    • Slam a quart of apple juice before you fall asleep. Lucid dreams in another dimension bro
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    • How to lucid dream!: many people will randomly hold their nose or something to make sure they are dreaming (pinching doesn’t really work), that’s step one. Step two is the hardest part: you need to basically access your awake brain while you
      baitrator 23 jul
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    • I have lucid dreams, I am aware I’m dreaming but I cannot really control them well, like I am watching a movie
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    • What if it’s all an illusion
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    • How does one lucid dream
      fuck_boy 23 jul
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    • Then it doesn’t happen for some reason because it’s a damn dream and you’re just stressed out
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    • DArtagnan 23 jul
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    • Damoclis 23 jul
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    • Not an expert but, If I want to lucid dream I don’t drink alcohol, done use nicotine at least 3 hours before I pass out. Lay still, your body will start to itch as your limbs fall asleep. It sounds weird but I can totally feel when my limbs start to sleep. It’s not the tv static when you lay on 1/2
      z_ci 24 jul
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    • The meme before this was literally about the exact same thing
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    • Getting stuck inside dreams will make you never want to do it again. Great up until that point though
      ZoidBergg 23 jul
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    • I blow buildings up and fly around sometimes
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    • I had a weird ass dream where I fought a guy who had kidnapped my dog. I pulled the back of his head off. It just popped off with no blood like it was plastic. Inside was a VHS tape labelled "weird porn habits". I took it out. Santa appeared and I gave him the VHS while the man begged for mercy.
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    • My dreams
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    • This is what I do: every night, as you’re falling asleep, try to think about the same event (pick something comfortable, for me, I like to imagine getting settled into my car before a race) and night after night, it gets more predictable (1/2)
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    • Heres a tip on how to lucid dream, get in your most comfortable position laying down and you need be still for an amount of time (depends on the person) after awhile your body will check to see if you are awake by trying to make you move, it feels weird but you have to resist that urge to move (1/2)
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    • I lucid dream every night, but usually end up fucking terrified because I enjoy the fact that I am afraid but won't die because it's just a dream.
      Kranis 23 jul
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    • I wish meh first meme would get featured but that's also in my dreams
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    • Thats a lot of olives
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    • Write your lucid dream experiences here!
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    • What happens when you look in mirrors during a lucid dream
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    • I’ve always had weird experiences with sleeping and at night, including sleep paralysis, and hearing voices (probably related to the sleep paralysis, I hope) and also waking up in a sweat, and when I stand up I lose all the strength in my body, find it hard to breathe, and slowly pass out.
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    • I’ve been having one basically I go to a summer camp each summer and it changes depending on what grade you are and I realised I was at a younger camp and then it flipped for me and I just started messing around. I could feel myself waking up but I could stop myself and go back in
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    • The Good Place is hella underrated
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    • Derek!
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    • How you do that tho
      connaho 23 jul
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    • Drink apple juice before bed it causes lucid dreams
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    • My dream
      Boat_Man 23 jul
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    • Y’all ever narrate your own dreams to no one like you explaining what’s happening as it’s happening...to no one
      gunta 26 jul
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    • I’ve only had one lucid dream
      PastaLand 26 jul
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    • How do I lucid dream?
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    • Lucid dreaming is very easy to achieve it just takes a few weeks. Record your dreams as detailed as possible
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    • Anyone have any tips on to lucid dream? I’ve try every night but just can’t seem to do it
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    • Gave myself noclip in a dream. Worked the first time, i just passed straight through our front doors, but then i was like lmao this is cool lets do it some more and i fucking clotheslined into our trashcans and it fucking sucked. i got succ tho after
      UDFT9999 25 jul
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    • is it possible to learn this power?
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    • Honestly lucid dreaming just makes me feel like I didnt sleep but maybe that's just me
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    • How could you lucid dream on purpose?
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    • I'm fuckin jealous
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    • I love that Derek never quite got the martini thing right
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    • I hate this guy’s character in every single show he stars in. He is so stupid and annoying
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    • Is that a glass full of olives
      butyy 25 jul
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    • Lucid dreams are hella fun, u can train yourself to have them and it’s worth doing. Take a long ass time to do but worth
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      pasta_guy 25 jul
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    • I think I was blessed seriously... I have narcolepsy and because of how fast I enter rem sleep as a result of it it is really easy to lucid dream. Even when most people lucid dream apparently it’s still like a daze sort of 1/x
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    • I once had a sleep paralysis demon type dream that was recurring and I ended up breaking out of it for good bc I just told the fucker by my bed in the dream to fuck off and tried for probably 10 seconds to unglue myself from the bed to punch it and ended up actually swinging and put a hole in my wal
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    • It’s all about consent
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    • Lucid dreaming is fake
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    • I get some wack ass dreams man. When I find out I control them, I play along till it gets weird. But shiii Spider-Man beast boy, and robin mix in a teen Titan like world with a goth raven girl shiiiii
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    • tf is a lucid dream, like actually?
      RealWet 25 jul
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    • I think I lucid dreamed once but all I got was cum.
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    • Pimento is my hero.
      champjk1 24 jul
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    • Just woke up from a lucid dream. Now im washing my clothes because I felt every second of getting my dick sucked nice and hard through my jorts
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    • Very Derek!
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    • Why does he have a martini glass full of olives
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    • I'm trying to go lucid. It's fuckin hard
      bobbegay 24 jul
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    • How does one lucid dream
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    • Hah, derek!
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    • I need to learn to lucid dream
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    • How does one have a lucid dream?
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    • How do you lucid dream, I've tried and it never works. I've always wanted to have a least one lucid dream.
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    • Wait, it's all olives?
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    • It took me several years of trying and failing but I can lucid dream on command now, definitely worth putting in the effort.
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    • Excessive olive quantity detected
      the_ball 24 jul
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    • How do you Lucid Dream
      MrOrso 24 jul
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    • Derekkkk
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    • Yo, I'ma lucid and vivid dreamer. Most of the time I know I'm dreaming and I can do certain things like float swim, or take myself some where else. Details, places, actions haunt me for days, weeks. I have dreams I remember since I was 5. Some dreams I can't control shit. Those are the worst.
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    • Accidentally sucked my dick in a dream last night and was almost disappointed to wake up and remember im not flexible enough to do that
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    • Lucid dreaming increases the chances of schizophrenia by nearly double
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    • I can lucid dream but mostly in nightmares, and I'm bad at actually controlling it, mostly I make it worse or am able to wake myself up with a headache
      teddybear 24 jul
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    • I wish I could dream bro lmao that shit sounds wild
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    • My trick to lucid dreaming is consume sugar before bed, after a few hours of weird dreams I wake up but go back to sleep immediately, and then I get the hang of it and gain control
      membo 24 jul
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    • Lucid dreaming is cool you can essentially talk to your subconscious
      Raredream 24 jul
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    • I'm just naturally able to lucid dream. I'm also able to dream normally, pause my dreams and switch between being in control and not.
      tmb2k 24 jul
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    • I recently asked out my crush and she didn't say no or yes, just "ok" maybe I'm just overthinking but I found it awkward for some reason. Especially since I sorta stuttered
      stephly 24 jul
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    • Fuck this app:
      Corziba 24 jul
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    • Adef16 24 jul
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    • I lucid dreamed and full on came my pants
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    • Anyone know how to lucid dream?
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    • Why does he have so many olives
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    • Who are of the so wise
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    • "Haha I can Astral project" stfu
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    • Just invade her dream like spongebob
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    • how do you lucid dream?
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    • Glass of olives
      BangoTrue 23 jul
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    • i lucid dream at minimum once a week and it’s always a fun time. Sometimes what sucks tho is the situation of the dream is already set and all i can do is control my actions in that situation. 3 nights ago i was at a volleyball game in my dream and had a fire orgy highly recommend lucid dreaming
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    • If your crush really says this then you just dodged a bullet
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    • Bro I've only ever had lucid dreams and some are absolutely terrifying. Quick tip: dont think about mosquitoes before you lucid dream
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    • My lucid dream ended with my subconscious attacking me
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