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    • "You put a banana peel in the recycling bin" *proceeds to shatter your kneecaps*
      Nudables 11 jul
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    • "I won't kiII you, but I dont have to save you"
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    • Then they’re healed up and spread the word to not get fucked up by Batman, it’s a fear tactic
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    • Batman: *beats the absolute living shit out of the criminal, shatters his bones, ruthlessly gorges his eyes out, pops both of his testicles, and sets him on fire.* “Now talk!”
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    • For heinous offenders, I don't see a problem. In my opinion when those chose to brutalize and murder others, they forfeited their rights to humanity. They don't deserve mercy, or compassion, and to show them such is a slap in the face to the dead. Sometimes mercy to guilty is cruelty to the innocent
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    • Tbh in the shows and comics he only beats up thugs who get in his way or are doing evil shit. The only time he ever beats up random thugs is in video games when the player is bored
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    • When you steal a snickers bar and you see a flying tank of a man dressed in black on his way to break both your kneecaps
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    • brony 11 jul
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    • “Death is a privilege you’ve failed to earn”
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    • Ok but if a 6ft 3 bat just beat the shit out of me to the point where I can't breathe without and iron lung I probably won't sell weed anymore
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    • "You'll live, but you wont enjoy it"
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    • Its how some people learn, apparently
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    • Its so they cant do crime ever again
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    • glitchkid 14 jul
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    • iFunny about to singlehandedly ruin Batman for everyone
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    • Batman doesn’t k1ll people because he has a code to live by it’s mostly for him because he said once he starts k1lling he won’t stop
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    • Batman
      PorkSword 11 jul
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    • He really never does that. Worst he does is break an arm or leg to render them not dangerous- or break fingers for fear manipulation. It kind of seems like people make these memes without even thinking.
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    • If you do a crime that gets you more than 10 years in prison you should just be kiIled right after the sentencing. You’re wasting resources that could go to someone better and more useful to society.
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    • He doesnt even do this that often they just show this in the game. In the comics he is to smart he usually figures out a way to trap them until the police come
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    • He does not fit the mask
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    • zerosober 13 jul
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    • fittytuck 11 jul
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    • Punisher would make him his bitch.
      ClarkWard 11 jul
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    • Anybody else just go around in the games and beat random thugs instead of playing the actual game
      Cyobic 12 jul
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    • Some say batman knows how to cure ball cancer
      AntJam 11 jul
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    • At least now they won’t want to be a criminal
      bossandro 11 jul
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    • As Jesse pinkman once said, “if I can’t k1ll you, I’ll sure as shit make you wish you were dead”
      Champions 11 jul
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    • Fun fact, Batman doesn't k!ll in most comics even in the worst scenarios. While Superman will if he feels they deserve it.
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    • Batman would instantly lose all his powers in a communist country
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    • I think most people have the wrong idea of Batman due to directors of movies only reading a handful of Batman comics especially the dark knight returns which was meant to bring Batman
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    • Batman: WERE IS HE Villan: You ruptured my lungs
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    • In one of the Batman movies, Batman blows up an entire factory filled with Joker’s henchmen.
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    • Strap a bomb on em and shove em down a well. Totally not dead.
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    • He never said he does it out of mercy
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    • Should have been a leader not a follower bitch
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    • In that movie bat man k1lled people, I bet you didn’t know that Air-tard
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    • Some guy struggling to live decides to rob a rich women for money. Batman beats him till he is almost dead, now he has debt from the medical bills and still poor
      ausermeme 11 jul
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    • Batman gives life altering brainninjuries like candy, breaks spines, shatters ribcages but when it comes to the villains with actual names he just let's them go. Batman is Gotham's worst criminal.
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    • “These 2 slipped on a banana peel.”
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    • He k1lled Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight.
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    • Can't commit crimes with broken spines
      Booteh 14 jul
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    • Why his neck wider than his head to
      sploonter 14 jul
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    • The dead don't repeat the same mistakes
      JediAray 14 jul
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    • Removing their entire nervous system just to know where someone is selling drugs
      Redmin 14 jul
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    • I love it when Batman laughs and it scares the fuck out of joker and Harley.
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    • I felt so uncomfortable reading this
      jfhfjfhy 14 jul
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    • Batman has done the thing that is included in spam before though
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    • Common misconception I learned from the Arkham games: Batman actually wants criminals rehabilitated and doesn't usually do more to a mugger than break a limb. You can start nitpicking specifics and the conventions of comicbook writing, but he's truly one of the least cruel superheroes.
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    • Two reasons first they deserve it second Batman actually wants to commit fucking genocide but won’t let himself do it
      TRAvus 13 jul
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    • Batman would snap the necks of the guys that worked for joker but then when it came to joker he wanted to play by the rules
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    • *make criminals into vegetables*
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    • Well they are criminals what is the difference between this and the death sentence and life.
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    • Val Kilmer. 2nd worst Batman so far.
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    • No you see the criminals get tired after fighting batman cuz he is so good. So they take a nap right then and there.
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    • Only morally acceptable if that hospital Bruce's parents founded gives at least enough pro-bono to cover the amount of people Batman beats the shit out of. Seeing as uninsured hospital bills can ruin lives and allowing yourself to be judge, jury, and executioner is corrupt
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    • Cause fuck em thats why
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    • Batman is trash
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    • I assure you I subscribe to no such niceties
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    • And letting the joker live so he can kiII a million more people
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    • You scar them enough so they suffer and tell the story instead of k illing them and letting the rest know they should group up in retaliation.
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    • Fo sho
      ClamSolo 13 jul
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    • Wtf I typed a paragraph and it was a spam comment
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    • "I'll give you this moment to cherish this. That is my gift, to you."
      Savi1 12 jul
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    • He has sex with the couch and juke box
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    • So he can keep his "job" haha
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    • Hooray war crimes
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    • Batman, after he dislocates Joker's shoulder, then throws him down a flight of stairs:
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    • THATS BATMAN (deep voice) (the one I don’t have)
      landhsk 12 jul
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    • Man, fuck them criminals, always terrorizing the citizens of Gotham
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    • gUnS aRe A cOwArDs WeApOn Sir you are a grown man running around in a bat costume beating people up cause youre an emotional wreck.
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    • "Now Talk"
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    • This is literally a still of him strapping a bomb to one of Joker's henchman. The dude looks down then back at Batman and then Bats smiles.
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    • Badass batman
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    • Val Kilmer Batman
      poobreak 12 jul
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    • Batman doesn’t refrain from kiIIing because it’s evil, he finds kiIIing merciful.
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    • Red hood > Batman for this very reason
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    • As someone who was injured in Iraq, I get where they are coming from. I’d rather have not made it either. Batman, finish the job bruh.
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    • Well they can't commit anymore crimes if they can't walk
      OhmNo 12 jul
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    • Is it bad that I want to see some entitled parents hell spawn get carried off by a big ass hawk?
      halo2322 12 jul
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    • Batman is true evil. What a guy! :D
      wellshit 12 jul
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    • Except in those movies he straight up had people dead . Like in the first Micheal Keaton film, he sets off TnT that's attached to a guy.
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    • I mean they can't be a criminal if they're a cripple.
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    • Installing origins ,city and asylum as we speak🦇
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    • fake, batman never smiles
      jaeare 12 jul
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    • And then leaving them in an alleyway where they will definitely die without medical attention.
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    • poopman00 12 jul
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    • But if you pull that irl they’d sue you. Best to finish them off
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    • Do these memes exist because of the Arkham games or from general batman fights over the years, because if its from the Arkham game I’d like to remind everyone it’s possible to falcon punch henchmen in the dick in those games.
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    • Batman is a safer alternative to real world cops.
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    • At first I thought it said animals
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    • Death is too easy. Can’t let em off like that
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    • Death is too sweet a gift.
      lomonipez 12 jul
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    • but hey i bet u they dont do crime in his city again
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    • Man I need to play the Arkham games again good memories all of them
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