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The stethoscope was invented because the
inventor felt uncomfortable placing his ear on
a woman's bare chest to listen to her heart.
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    • He was uncomfortable with going up to children’s chests, he’s not a mega virgin he’s a respectful KING
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    • This isn’t quite the right story. He was uncomfortable with checking the pulse of young girls so he invented the stethoscope
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    • If I remember correctly he more specifically felt uncomfortable with having to listen to the heartbeat of underage woman and that’s why he created it.
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    • Specifically he didn’t want to do it to little girls. This man is a chad
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    • All these virgins saying “fuck you” like they’d ever become doctors
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    • Actually there's a bit more to the story! Its true it was invented for that reason, but prior to that the patients had to describe what was happening and doctors had to guess. This Doc, he saw children playing with a hollow log and realized that the sound could travel through. Thus the stethoscope.
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    • Didn’t he also invent this to stop another doctor that was getting extremely handsy with women and children?
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    • Fym good man, doctors were getting free titty until this mega virging ruined it
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    • You know damn well those fuckers got hard doing that
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    • The number of straight up predators in this comment section is disturbing
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    • Professionals have standards
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    • Nothings more badass than respecting women
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    • Wholesome. He has kept a lot of creepy docs from putting their heads on their patient's chests
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    • Women respecter 5000
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    • and you guys call women sluts... but you’re calling him bad??
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    • Imagine hating on a man for treating women with respect. Even if he had made this for grown women and not young women it still is just respect
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    • They used to finger blast chicks for “hysteria”... probably fingered a lot of them with their penis.
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    • The most hated man in the medical field.
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    • Fuck you
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    • Umm you realize you van listen to a heart beat from the back just put your ear on someones back
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    • It’s also because they didn’t want to get in point blank range of a sick person while examining them
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    • What an absolute legend of a Chad
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    • Damn this comment section has 30 different origin stories
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    • Yo why’s everyone so mad he did a good thing
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    • What a straight gentleman.
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    • It wasn’t a woman, it was a young child.
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    • What if sleeping is saving, but we haven’t found a way to load back?
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    • Werent other people mad at him for inventing this???
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    • This man saved millions of EMTs from putting our heads on some nasty crackheads chest. A hero
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    • He was gay i can't spell homo the rest of the word
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    • It's because of the danger of putting your face against the chests of hundreds of sick people for years. Who wrote this, a 10 y.o.?
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    • He invented it because he was smart and knew he would get a metoo allegation
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    • Stupid man*
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    • Who gives a shit if he was uncomfortable. It’s a fucking doctors office. You’re already uncomfortable
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    • I bet all the other doctors fucking hated this dude
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    • My childhood doctor stuck his hand in my shirt to have it directly on my skin but he didnt do that when i was much younger, is that weird or am i overthinking
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    • You mean what an asshole, this douchbag just fucked every doctor after him from getting free moterboats.
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    • If he hadn't done that there would be so many more doctors, what a dick
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    • He destroyed the only reason I would be a doctor
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    • $20 says he was most likely a fah-get
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    • Ah yes. The stethoscope was invented by Dr. Abraham Simp.
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    • Actually, its not that it was happening to women, but to girls who were about 13 or so years old.
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    • I like the old method...
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    • *let her go starts playing*
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    • He got the idea watching kids place their ears on a piece of wood and knocking on it from a different part of the wood, or something like that been awhile since school
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    • I’m pretty sure it’s because the patient he was uncomfortable with was a little girl
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