• Me: *wakes up from dream*
Me: wow that was a nice plot
My brain 10 seconds later:
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    • I write everything down asap. It makes u dream more and have lucid dreams... Only side effect is i consistently get sleep paralysis now lmao
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    • Bruh if people made movies out of their dreams, they’d be hella rich.
      Tojake2 30 jun
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    • My dreams are always someone chasing me and k...illing me brutally like mortal Kombat k.ils
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    • You ever see a post on social media, then not post it to ifunny because your first thought is, "No one would like that." then seeing it featured the very next day? This is that post for me.
      Kyoma 30 jun
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    • blue_too 30 jun
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    • I once had a dream where I started a new life where I learned to be more sociable and made a lot of good friends and even found like my soul mate and I spent years in the dream then I found out it was a dream and I had to go and I was crying telling them I was gonna find them in the real world so to
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    • I FORCED myself not to forget one of by dreams out of SPITE
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    • Have you guys ever had a dream and then later on that entire dream plays out irl?
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    • I had a dream that I was holding a baby and then two days later my girlfriend tells me she pregnant.
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    • I had a dream I fucked my girl best friend from 6th grade and holy smokes it was great
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    • You lose 10% of your dream that second you wake up
      _Tae 1 jul
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    • I just had a dream where I was in castle and there was 2 guards that head their head cut and and sewn back on. I was assuming they were immortal and for some reason I wanted to k*ll who they were protecting. So to do this I manipulated their Indian guard into thinking I was his friend so he could-
      RemSenpai 30 jun
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    • I had a dream I was living in a warehouse and a lady made me cake every day but it was made with human meat
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    • I dreamt my girl cheated on me and then the dude came to try to stab me, but then I caught the knife, but there was a type of blade release in the handle (i don't know knives, but this can't be a real thing) and he switched hands so I ran back, created distance, and drew my gun. Then I woke up.
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    • I had a cool ass movie ass dream like 2 weeks ago I still remember some of it pretty good zuko and mei were in it my gram and unc and brkthers and I could shape-shift into a lion and shit was awesome and the vilin was that fairy godmother from shrek 2 needless to say I was DOPE AF and I hope I can..
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    • Write it down as fast as you can
      CRS6132 30 jun
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    • I had a dream that an alien impregnated me, and his homies were like "hey! Come to our home planet! We want you to come meet him :)" So I did, met some cool aliens, and one of them had a cat from Earth.
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    • My dream that I had: I was walking on a sidewalk with a girl i didnt know, we came to this construction site where there was a dog tied to a leash. The dog was feral, but the girl untied the leash and started walking the dog. I kinda just rolled with it, we ended up walking the dog through this
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    • I had a dream about a childhood friend that I used to like but woke up and was sad cause I didn't really have much to look forward to
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    • I can only remember night terrors
      Noseos 1 jul
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    • Ive had chronic nightmares since i was 12. Every night i have them. I am completely desensitized to fear at this point and am mostly lucid in these nightmares now. Most of them are always very cool and i can see the crazy shit that happens in them like a movie rather than a victim. Its pretty cool
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    • Why don’t they flash their enemies with that flash light thingy 🤔🤔🤔
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    • I had a dream i hijacked the space shuttle with a bowl of spaghettio’s. I still vividly remember it
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    • I usually continue my dream right when i wake up, i fully remember specific dreams, i dont know the criteria for it though
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    • Two nights ago, I wasn't sure if it was a dream or if I had sleep paralysis but remember it very well and being the weirdest experience ever, I woke up in the middle of the night with my eyes open face towards the cieling but I couldn't move and my chest felt heavy hard to breathe as if something
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    • Animetrix 30 jun
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    • if we could watch dreams i wouldn’t. no matter how good of a dream i have, the bad ones are far too much.
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    • Why do humans even dream?
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    • Fun story: for the past week or two, ive been training my brain to lucid dream by keeping a dream journal and repeating during the day, “im going to control my dream” and checking if my hand goes through shit as well (1/2)
      Stuxx 1 jul
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    • brony 30 jun
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    • Straight up had a dream i was babysitting for a friend but their house felt wrong, like idk how to describe it, I just felt wrong. I can't remember how it progressed but I figured out that the kid I was dead and a ghost and my friend murdered them and the rest of the dream was them chasing me
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    • Last night I dreamed I went back to college and two random girls got in my hippie van and we drove around til 4:30 but I work at 5 so I had to drop them when I got to my dorm there were four people who were barely more than strangers and a guy who sings in my church choir there
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    • Maybe... it was all just a dream
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    • Just had a dream where I'm at school, I have a band concert that day but I haven't practiced, the band goes back to the band room to practice, but then the band teacher sends us to the bathroom, where out of no where, everyone starts taking a shit, I then shit my pants, so I'm trying to get in a...
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    • If you could leave a comment on that "You didn't put a single like" comment what would it be?
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    • had a dream where I was impervious to any damage and gave me super reflexes and agility if I took this specific pill I had to buy from an old woman who sat at a table top in a bar. When I took the pill id get shot into the basement of the bar and black out. Id then be in some random apartment (1/?)
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    • But he’s got the sunglasses on
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    • Sometimes that's me going to a room and forgetting y I went there
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    • I don't dream. I close my eyes, and then wake up. No I didn't forget
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    • I can't dream
      bear33 30 jun
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    • Not for me
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    • Most of the dreams like that are completely batshit, and where interesting because of how weird they were. And are seldom reciteable because they have no beginning
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    • PouletIsHere so true
      RGZ228 30 jun
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    • Matilde 30 jun
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    • Sometimes it sad because the dream you had was really good
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    • One dream I had involved the U.S. splitting up into two groups one who preferred Krave double chocolate cereal and one who preferred Captain Crunch Oops All Berries! and the two would get into large fights all the time.(1/2)
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    • Phexal 30 jun
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    • To be honest
      NiceCube 3 jul
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    • My dream last night was that I was a duck being chased by two geese who were invulnerable to anything I did to them, but could be harmed by others. The geese could throw meteors.
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    • I dreamt I was a werebabboon
      horseyyy 3 jul
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    • If its a vivid dream it usually sticks with me. I still remember one I had back in middle school, I’m 20 now. And it was a perfect copy(with some dream weirdness) of the band room, cannot remember what was being said but I remember very clearly the person at the end handed me my saxophone back
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    • I have a question for the guys who have sex. Does masturbating not feel like enough after you’ve had sex?
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    • Dude a few nights ago I had a dream I got sh0t and ki11ed. The scary part was how real it felt...I honestly feel like that’s what it’s like to get sh0t and ki11ed that’s how real it was
      jojaroni 3 jul
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    • I sometimes have dreams about things that happen later. I forgot them until it happens
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    • I have a dream journal and holy shit I dream about the best stuff, it's fucking hilarious
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    • Don't look at blue light. Wipes your dreams clean
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    • I have a dream jurnol and write everything down as soon as I wake up if you want I can tell you guys some they're really weird and mainly involve cults and pools
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    • My brain the min I’m taking a test after weeks of stufying
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    • My dream was weird, there was some sort of ability the "chosen one" could aquire and it was a laser beam...next thing you know I'm in a convenient store filled with spiders eating a dude alive and then the wall busts open and protestors start walking in with signs.
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    • I once dreamt about this redheaded girl and for some reason was in love with her, idk who she was but I couldn't stop thinking about her after I woke up. Idk any redheads either so it was weird
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    • I remember almost all of my dreams, so I never understood the "I can't remember my dream" phenomenon
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    • I remember my dream last night. I was trying to buy lunch but everything was just tater tots. And this dude I've never met told me I was taking too long, shoved a handful of tots in my jacket pocket and then ushered me out of the store saying "he needed to tell me something important."Then I woke up
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    • True
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    • I've practice lucid dreaming with my friend since the 4that grade . We had a sleep over once and would plot out our dreams so we could connect in our dreams needless to say we had the same exact dream and idk how it worked but now I lhave a specific city I dream into every night it's cool af
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    • My dreams are always big adventures through cave like structures whereas the deeper i went the smaller and more dangerous the adventure was... from what i remember.
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    • I remember an entire dream I had about 12 years ago
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    • It is said you touch the philosophers stone once every night, but upon awakening its so much and your mind returning to an understanding so small you simply forget some can keep what theyve found, many cannot
      elpardre 2 jul
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    • Akimbo aa 12s tho
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    • With my dreams, I can’t get too close and let them slip away
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    • I had a dream that fishes are always presented on a pedestal and I had to accept that
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    • No one wakes up from a dream and says that
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    • Some of the best people I've ever known were from my dreams. I long for friends and lovers like the ones my brain has imagined. Sometimes, if they're really special, I'll actually cry when I'm hit with the realization that they aren't real.
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    • There's one dream from 14 years ago that I will always remember. And yet my brain can't remember something that happened 10 seconds ago while I was still dreaming.
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    • So I heard that if in your dream, you remember flipping a light switch, you have strong dream power.
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    • So my dreams have been making me realize how lonely I am.
      Poppable 2 jul
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    • I thought he was sucking his finger
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    • Are dreams common or uncommon? I don't think I've ever had a dream before. Is that strange?
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    • People actually don’t remember there dreams?
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    • I dont have this problem.
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    • Lowkey I had a dream about a facility or school where we could use the force. That dream was the BEST I've had yet. Holy shit was it amazing and fun.
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    • I had the greatest dream last night. I cant remember it though. All i know is that it was amazing and that gordon ramsey made ana appearance
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    • Last night I had a dream that I found out I was adopted and I was like ten again for some reason and my (irl) mom was suddenly ok with me being bi which was all great but then some rando was hunting me down for some reason and it got.. Dark lol
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    • I've been writing my dreams down as soon as i wake up
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    • I dreamed last night that North Korea bombed the U.S. on the 4th of July
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    • I had a dream where I was searching for A ds stylus that could grant wishes
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    • Okay but have you ever paused a dream and come back to it later
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    • I has one when the gta6 trailer was released and before the release day I woke up and shed a tear
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    • I had a dream about me and owl city throwing a bbq and all he would say is “you would not believe your eyes” on repeat as he spoke
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    • I had a dream that I went shopping with Billie Eilish. Shit was wack
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    • What are the most random dreams you guys have had?
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    • I had a cursed dream I woke up to my phone not charging at all last knight then waking up to find the doors crooked and then when I made my coffee it just stopped and all the coffee was gone
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    • If I think about them for a few minutes after I wake up then I don't forget them.
      Reflex42 1 jul
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    • I had a dream I was in a winter cabin with my family and a goldfish started murdering them one by one and then u just ran over its bowl
      Caxsia 1 jul
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    • I don't dream much but it's probably because I stay up late and wake up early averaging about 4 hours of sleep every night which is good enough for rest but not for dreams
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    • Why he bitin on his finger
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