• Eat her out, make her cum, tuck her
in kiss her on the forehead take 20
dollars out her purse and leave. Do
that 25 times you got a ps5
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    • That's prostitution you're a prostitute
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    • Hmm this could work
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    • That means I have to find 25 women who wanna fuck me.
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    • Instructions unclear....how do I get a girl :(
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    • Ok, but my mom is gonna get suspicious of money disappearing from her purse so often...
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    • I tried this but I found out that kids don’t have purses
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    • Ok but she charged me $75 for the hour so now im $50 short, now what?
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    • Or get a job.
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    • What kind of a relationship you have with your mom?!?
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    • Instructions unclear... Getting pegged in the ass and missing 100$
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    • time to start living like women, on easymode 😎
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    • Yes I too have the sex 25 time. Very cool 😎
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    • she be over you by then
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    • Shit do all that I’ll just buy it for you
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    • Guys I’m gonna circumcise myself with a pair of scissors. Wish me luck!
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    • What if she has more thou?
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    • This is just prostitution. 😒
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    • Fair trade. No one has tucked me in and made me cum 25 times in less than a year's time. If a guy did that, I'd happily pre-order his ps5, and buy him pizza and snacks on the first weekend he uses it, then leave so he can have a fraction of the good time that 25 orgasms provided me.
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    • So I could get a ps5 in under a month. I like this strat
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    • Do you even know how much a ps5 costs?
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    • I wanna hear the boys opinions on eating out, cuz personally I’m a fan but I know some people can’t stand it
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    • What is the “out” on a girls body and why do people keep eating it
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    • Sooo a ps5 is 500$?
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    • Step 1: get a daughter
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    • But vaginas are yucky
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    • Get a job, you thirsty boys
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    • Just eat out her pussy and hit the G spot, boom, welcome to the cum zone
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    • Y’all hmu
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    • Ngl guys I kinda wanna see what eating a girl out is like. If I had a gf I’d practice on her
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    • I want to be mad at this but I’m not
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    • I doubt the PS5 is only gonna be only $500.
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    • But ain’t that illegal
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    • I mean. Yeah
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    • Are you talking about an actual human female???
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    • Wtf don’t steal from your mom.
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    • content not available more
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    • content not available more
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    • Your medical bill for stds is gonna take all the money you made just get a job ya bumboi
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    • Please tell me it’s not your mom you’re talking about
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    • That seems oddly specific
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    • This is the most stupid shit ive read today.
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    • I did it in one night. Good news- I got my ps5, bad news- I not allowed within of 1000 feet of the retirement home
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    • It's not hard to kick in some money for your significant other. Both partners can be generous
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    • Theft is not cool. Get a job if you want a ps5
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    • Or just knock her out with chloroform and take the 500$ for the ps5
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    • As long as you make me cum and let me use the PlayStation too Idc
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    • What if she has a credit card only?
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    • Bruh I only have 20$ at a time I will fs notice if it’s gone
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    • Who tf is this.... Bruce Bigalow!!
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    • Stop simping, females need to be better not the Kings
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    • 🎶 Get that money, then leave. 🎶
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    • or just steal that bitches credit card
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    • I'd be ok with this but most guys cant get past step 2
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    • Take out 40 just in case the ps5 cost more than expected
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    • Or just take $25
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    • Premarital head pats? 🤢🤮
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    • Can't, too ugly
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    • Lol or u both save up for the ps5.
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    • I think ima become a prostitute but i wont charge anything and ill only fuck hot women 🙂
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    • Instructions unclear: she now has an onlyfans
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    • That’s prostitution
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    • Your Math Is Off There, Bub
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    • He didn't tell you she's 85 and your Grandma.
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    • And a felony
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    • Avoid police so you don’t become a child predator in jail.
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    • Lmfao. I’m ok with that. I never keep cash on me lmao
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    • Y’all headass boys makin mom jokes like you like that type of thing😂😂 where did y’all draw that conclusion in the caption? Asking for a friend
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    • Wouldn’t even be mad tbh..that’s our money and subsequently our ps5
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    • Instructions unclear, dick caught in PS4 disk drive
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    • Shutup.
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    • But why would I want the inferior console?
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    • Jokes on you. I only have a card
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    • That sounds like prostitution with extra steps
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    • He had me in the first half ngl lol
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    • Just tried it but my mom’s purse only had $5
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    • Guys on iFunny aren’t making girls cum trust me
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    • Are we talking Jeffrey Dahmer type stuff?
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    • Step 1: find out how to do step 2. Step 2: get a girl. Step 3: repeat step 2: at least 25 times. Step 4: buy ps4. Step 5: cry because you never learned step 2.
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    • Thats grade A advice
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    • If you love me, I’ll work 3 jobs to get you that PS5, you don’t have to steal :(
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    • I don’t carry cash. Sorry bud
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    • Easy mode use a gun.
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    • Anything for that ps5
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    • Or, hear me out, you could get a job? Work a little overtime ?
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    • It's crazy to think there are dude who don't eat puss
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    • I sucked her off
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    • Imagine thinking a $700 console would be $500
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    • So.. prostitution?
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    • and jail
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    • Rather have an RTX3070
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    • Pathetic sex addicted retards
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