• what y'all mad about today?
it took me 19 years to realize that
when someone says "hold your
horses" they're telling me to be
stable
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    • No they’re not
      King1122 27 jun
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    • Horses in a stable are contained not held
      mman101 27 jun
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    • Literally just saw a meme on my porn app, wtf guys
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    • No, that’s not what that means at all
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    • No
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    • "Hold your horses" = "slow your roll" = "quit your fidget" = "calm tf down". Letting ones horses run with anything attached (as you'd be sitting atop to control said horses) is dangerous to all. Keeping calm control is required.
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    • Well at least he didn’t say “I was today years old”
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    • comes from when in the 1600s when someone broke a law they would trample them with horses. The person in charge would say "Hold you horses" and then would tie the law breaker on to a piece of wood and lay him on the ground.
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    • What do the yellow M's mean jfc I don't know
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    • What’s the point of his sharingan if he can’t see through that
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    • Once I was busy at work and my boss kept calling for me, so I kept yelling back that I was busy, not really paying much attention to her. I finally go to the back and she goes “did you just tell me to hold my horses?” Which was definitely a possibility
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    • Is it just me but whenever I open iFunny I look forward to the comments more than the actual post itself
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    • No
      semeMdaeD 28 jun
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    • No
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    • There was a big ass spider in my shower guys so I shoved that bitch down the drain. I’ll keep you posted
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    • The economic state of America and how our political system is completely corrupt filled with people not trying to make a change, but rather trying to encourage blubby and racist cultures, while trying to make a quick cash grab. We are fucked because America is also the ones with the strong military1/2
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    • No.
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    • No they’re not
      y33ty0te 28 jun
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    • Or to have enough strength to rein in your horniness
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    • What are those 2 yellow M's on these posts, I've been asking for years and no one will tell me!
      baker570 28 jun
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    • It means "tell your horses to stop."
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    • PorkSword 28 jun
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    • After finding out that it's open says me and not open sesame.
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    • Ba Dop ..... tsss
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    • No....
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    • Porn of course
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    • Doubt
      idfk1741 28 jun
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    • I didn't realize when you're early their is some much hard core p**n. I thought y'all meant soft core
      _Calvin_ 28 jun
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    • I doubt that
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    • Is this true? If so I'm gonna use it a hell of a lot more. Lol
      mugre 28 jun
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    • content not available more
      FurryPorn 28 jun
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    • Hold your horses till you beans cool is what my gramps always said while wait for dinner to be done.
      undere 1 jul
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    • No, just no. You realized wrong
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    • Nah, it’s just saying don’t run wild
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    • STABLE
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    • Fuck
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    • No, no it doesnt
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    • No they aren’t you fucking idiot
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    • No they aren’t you dumb fuck
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    • Sold the horses, guess now I’m unstable
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    • I was today years old
      TabBee 1 jul
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    • Um. No. No they're not.
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    • Even if this is bs I like it because it doesnt say today years old
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    • No. It means don’t jump the gun
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    • At least he didnt say “today years old”
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    • I highly doubt that
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    • It took me 18 years
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    • Closing due to not knowing deadly a virus is, reopening once you realize it's not super deadly.
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    • No they arent
      BobDaBlob 30 jun
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    • Shut the fuck up
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    • Pretty sure it means be patient AKA just wait GOD will provide.
      Zoten7 30 jun
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    • Does not mean that but okay
      ReeseRip 30 jun
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    • Cum
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    • 25 yrs
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    • This is not true
      seaneqk 30 jun
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    • No they're not lol
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    • Surprised it didn’t say today years old
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    • It’s the same as hold your fire.
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    • Pun isn’t intended. They’re telling you not to be so hasty
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    • Yeah no but nice try
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    • Except that’s blatantly wrong
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    • Hold your horses= grab cock and balls
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    • No they aren’t
      JulianK 30 jun
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    • Not to be stable but to just chill the fuck out.....these ppl never knew that?
      Katriana 30 jun
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    • No
      stechrix 30 jun
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    • Ah another " I was today years old when I found out..." meme
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    • This isn't true, but it's a nice thought. 5/10
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    • Guys at least he didn’t say “I was today years old”
      DashMan 30 jun
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    • Wrong
      Niteguy 30 jun
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    • What if I told you that, Chocolate Milk doesn't come from Brown cows?
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    • Literally means just stop as in pull back on the reigns
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    • This is just another form of today years old destroy it
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    • I was today’s years old when I learned that BLM eats ass
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    • Shut the fuck up, you probably got that shit from a dumbass who will make shit up for clout
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    • "It tOoK mE ToDaY yeArS oLd"
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    • Hold your horses= wait a second, calm down, and stop acting like a fucking idiot. I use it on a daily
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    • Ah shit took me a 17 years
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    • TODAY YEARS OLD
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    • This is so wrong haha
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    • Stop
      Detour 29 jun
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    • No
      NCNinja 29 jun
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    • That's fucking clever
      Arthur31 29 jun
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    • Naw
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