"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that
Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy
Skyrim every single month...forever..."
OfficialCockNBallTorture OfficialCockNBallTorture
23 sep 2020
"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy Skyrim every single month...forever..."
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil:
history_memelord history_memelord
29 dec 2020
Texas ranchers digging for water and finding oil:
Even though you hurt me, I still find ways to be with you
Toxic relationships be like
ifemmm
25 sep 2020
Even though you hurt me, I still find ways to be with you Toxic relationships be like
The woman on the Blink-182 album was arrested this year, and this is what her mugshot looked like
Her face is just like 'you know it bitch
onewayoranother onewayoranother
11 jan 2021
The woman on the Blink-182 album was arrested this year, and this is what her mugshot looked like Her face is just like 'you know it bitch
Did you know?
The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
Did you know? The missing E in the word "monk" represents the incompleteness of one's spiritual journey to become monke.
when netflix asks if ur still there and u see your reflection in the screen
fishboy26 fishboy26
30 apr
when netflix asks if ur still there and u see your reflection in the screen
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
Be careful who you call in higschool
Be careful who you call in higschool
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Boom_shakalaka Boom_shakalaka
22 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
OsamaBinHarden OsamaBinHarden
30 dec 2020
Me about to say "happy 25th birthday" to the attractive, 45-year old recent divorce in the office
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian:
Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay:
Don't you touch my dick!
Legend903 Legend903
25 sep 2020
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian: Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay: Don't you touch my dick!
Absolutely no one:
old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise
af
Absolutely no one: old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise af
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a
good backstory for
America's got talent
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a good backstory for America's got talent
When you go to sleep at and wake up at
ck
SS
When am I?
When you go to sleep at and wake up at ck SS When am I?
Media: "video games cause violence"
Video games:
dad of twolom of 2
Sweetest Sweetest
26 sep 2020
Media: "video games cause violence" Video games: dad of twolom of 2
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood
Tap to Edit >
From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing
Up Blood'. OK?
Cancel Yes
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood Tap to Edit > From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing Up Blood'. OK? Cancel Yes
Every Woman Is A Doll
Now Whether It Is
Barbie, Annabelle or
Voodoo Is A Roll Of The Dice
candycane15 candycane15
8 oct 2020
Every Woman Is A Doll Now Whether It Is Barbie, Annabelle or Voodoo Is A Roll Of The Dice