• napoleonchingon
The second best pun I've ever encountered in
the wild was when I was walking down the
street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a
couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush.
And I said to a random stranger walking
nearby ”damn, the local beer harvest is really
poor this year". And the random stranger
responded "give it time, they're only buds".
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    • Give them time the BUSCH hasn't bloomed yet.
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    • lfumyAds 8 jun
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    • But what is the best pun then?
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    • I thought it was gonna be a "Busch" joke
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    • My brother and me were playing sea of thieves and he was supposed to be at the wheel while I was watching for other ships. Than I notice he was standing next to me and asked who was driving. He said “oh don’t worry about it I put it in autopirate.” I jumped into the ocean.
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    • Why are we told the second best and not THE best?
      Javac 8 jun
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    • I wanna hear the first
      Greed 10 jun
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    • Wait whats the best pun hes ever encountered?
      Anemotion 10 jun
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    • What was the first...... WHAT WAS THE FIRST!
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    • Then he tried to finger me
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    • Does no one else want to hear the best pun he's ever encountered?
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    • What’s the best??? What’s the best pun!!??? Tell me!!
      Tyroyal 9 jun
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    • I would’ve missed the pun and been none the weiser
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    • "Second best" pun
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    • What's the BEST then???
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    • What was the first?
      FTM452 9 jun
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    • What was the first best pun
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    • That’s impossible. A random stranger in Seattle would never respond to you.
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    • That's so weird, I live in Seattle and I found some rainiers hanging on a tree
      Sajuaro 9 jun
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    • A bud in the hand is worth two in the bush
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    • >in the wild >The "hip" part of Seattle
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    • I got a trunk of tree puns if anyone wants to hear them
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    • Now I want to know the best overall pun.
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    • Why are we ignoring the fact it’s only the second best? Bitch I’m head for the best!!!
      dbeaty91 8 jun
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    • A bud in the hand is worth two in the bush
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    • The fuck is the first?
      1776nyc 9 jun
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    • I just drove by a homeless dude begging next to a sign that said no panhandling
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    • I refuse to believe people can come up with shit like that in a split second, also that didn’t trapper no fucking way
      TheSpoi 9 jun
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    • What’s the first?
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    • I must know the first
      wundeadx 8 jun
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    • On vacation I called for an Uber when I asked a passing stranger where we were at, without hesitation he said,"Earth."and never missed a step.
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    • So what’s the best?
      BFitz1 8 jun
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    • What's the first?
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    • Am I the only one who wants to know the best pun?
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    • A bud in the hand is worth two in the busch
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    • So... This is more believable than the one about the person in class
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    • Home!!
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    • It's funny because I'm from Seattle and theirs beercans in every fucking bush
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    • But what was the first best pun???
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    • But Seattle is a crappy city there are no “hip” spots, just “homeless taking a shit in the street” spots
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    • Last time I was in Seattle I got flipped off by someone on a bike.
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    • Dads everywhere would be proud.
      vansmidt 9 jun
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    • R/thathappened
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    • I think you met your soulmate
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    • The hip part of Seattle is where Kurt Cobain lived
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    • I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for $500
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    • "in the wild"
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    • What was the funniest tho
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    • You haven't been to the south yet. They have some of the quickest funniest shit I've ever heard. Theo Von is a good example of southern.
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    • As someone who has lived in Washington my entire life up till a year ago. I can guarantee you that everyone in every part of Seattle is trash and that this probably didnt happen
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    • Why wouldn’t they tell us the best pun they’ve ever heard?
      MrJack 8 jun
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    • What was the first best pun?
      __VI__ 8 jun
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    • On the spot puns are the best
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    • this never happened
      nucleus 8 jun
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    • Seattle is a shithole...
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    • In the wild
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    • Mine was that I was walking down the cereal aisle and found a block of Colby cheese. I brought it back to the dairy area and threw it back and said "Colby"
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    • I lived in Seattle for a year. If you said that to a stranger there they'd probably just give you a funny look and then walk faster.
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    • I’m in Seattle. It rained yesterday. Don’t come here 😬
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    • “In the wild”
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    • Wait, I wanna hear the first best pun.
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    • A Bud in the hand is worth 2 in the Busch.
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    • Yeah but what was the FIRST best pun?
      quebl 8 jun
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    • And everyone on the bus passing by overheard and began to clap
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    • Seattle is a strange place.
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    • OK so what’s the first best pun
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    • Hip and Seattle. I thought that was the joke.
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    • But what's the best one?
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    • What's the best pun, though?
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    • Hoes mad
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    • Inigga
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    • Wait so what was the best pun
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    • Give them time, they’ll become bud-wiser
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    • I got trained on the Order Picker at work (basically a forklift where it lifts you up and you grab something from the rafter), and after telling my colleague, he said "I see you're moving up in the world".
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    • What is the best pun?
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    • Bush light
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    • They need a blue moon to grow right, duh.
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    • What was the first best pun?
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    • As a person who was born and raised in the Seattle area, I have to say if you are considering moving to Washington State do not move to Seattle or the Seattle area! I’d recommend 100% moving to Bellingham, Spokane, Yakima, or the Tri-Cities depending on what you like. I avoid Seattle at all costs!
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    • What was the first best then
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    • alright so where's the good one
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    • Seattle do be like this
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    • Lol
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    • My friend said that all of his favorite artists are either Australian or dead, so I said, "either way they're down under". Was pretty proud of that one
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    • What was the first
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    • This is the best pun bar. ”Infrared on my pencil lead, but always keep an extra one stocked though in my back pocket. I’m locking and loading these two twin glocks that I’m holding, so you better pause when you see these two dots on your colon. Fucking punks you wait/punctuate.”
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    • X
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    • Big ol’ fat honkin’ super mega wide Mandingo size X
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    • I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex
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