• actors kiss each other for like 7
seasons and don't fall in love but when
someone holds the door for me I think
about it for 6 months
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    • That's because they lack human emotion. If Hollywood had a shred of humanity they wouldn't fuck kids.
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    • Actors do fall in love. Many of them marry from it but these marriages don’t last. The end up in intimate situations with other actors.
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    • Somebody told me they liked my shirt 4 days ago and I'm still thinking about it
      VspTylore 29 jul
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    • Fucking John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer from the office how the fuck they aint married 🤣
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    • Some chick helped me with some stuff on the first day of work and now I can’t stop thinking about her. Help
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    • A group of black girls at the club said I was cute and adopted me for the night. It was such an amazing experience lol
      PandaLily 29 jul
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    • This girl at work laughed at something I said and now I can’t stop smiling at her oh boy here I go again
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    • I'm a pretty small girl, okay? A couple of years ago, I was in a class that had mostly older kids in there, and we were lined up ready to go out. This dude behind (he was a senior I think) just started patting my head out of nowhere, and I was so confused that I didn't react. It definitely got (1)
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    • Girl at work keeps flirting with me and I'm still thin- oh wait, that's a genuine reason to have a crush
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    • A girl I went to highschool with told me I’m looking good, I’m down 30 lbs from my heaviest weight and that compliment was such a confidence booster
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    • I touched the cashiers hand at a store, and I've been thinking about that for like the past 2 weeks
      Mokiki 29 jul
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    • I remmeber this girl who Said she liked me in a party. I was like 15, its been 9 years, and I still makes me feel happy remembering it
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    • One of my friends was like “hey Squiji give me a kiss” and I did, I think about it a lot but I think they don’t even remember asking
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    • The guy at the grocery store bagged me groceries yesterday and I’m still thinking about it
      Vucko123 29 jul
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    • Growing up I thought kisses on tv were fake because only people in relationships can kiss.
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    • I fr feel like im in a desert far from civilization because this covid shit and cause ppl are so weird now and wont look up or talk
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    • Your pfp tells me you're a hoe
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    • I hold doors all the time and I promise you no one is thinking about me anymore.
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    • Niggas who write Romance novels know WHATS UP. Page 1-2? Getting to know the characters. Page 3? Fuckin.
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    • They do but engagements happen
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    • Im a manager at a pizza place, and i was doing the cash register and helped out a cutie, she asked if we accept apple pay and me being a smartass said yeah only if you give a 25% tip, and she laugh and wouldn't break eye contact, and afterwards she was like hey theres no option to tip to which(cont)
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    • One of my homies said i love you but he didn't say no homo 😳
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    • I went to a party and met this girl and at the end of the night everyone was sleeping and we just talked about nothing and everything, I didn’t really think about it until my best friend said he’s hanging out with her tomorrow and he’s probably going to get laid. I kind of realized I like her (pt.1)
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    • My ex went out of her way to hold the door for me once, and I’ve been wondering if she misses me ever since
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    • I work at a grocery store and had a lacy cone through my line, she was older , in her 50s I guess, but she was like “ your pretty cute from what I can tell, pull your mask down real quick” so I did and smiled, she was like “ ohh “ it was flattering and though she is much older I think about it a lot
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    • Some guy who came into work told me that he "liked me energy" and I have been thinking about him since lol
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    • Get some friends dude
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    • Ayo, that Indonesian girl that I bumped into at the Lincoln Memorial in 2015 who proceeded to give me puppy-dog eyes and batted her lashes at me... I still remember you
      Langley 29 jul
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    • a drunk girl complimented my hair 2 weeks ago n it still runs thru my mind
      caramel 30 jul
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    • Again I love how much we all share the same worries and anxiety. Guys let’s be more human from now on it’s amazing how much we all share
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    • A girl I haven't talked to in 2 years snap chatted me her titties tonight after I accidentally snapped her. I've been thinking about it all night.
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    • I get complements about getting the name Elden Ring in dark souls and it fuels me
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    • I’m an actor and TBH kissing scenes aren’t romantic at all. There are fifteen lights glaring at you, hair + makeup constantly touching you, 30 crew members watching, a director telling you to adjust your lips, and your co-star smells like whatever lunch was.
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    • Actually actors are known to "date" if their characters do even if they are already in other relationships, they claim it helps make the on screen relationship believable, but I just call it hoes doing hoe shit.
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    • I’m convinced most celebrities like actors can avoid this issue because they’re psychopaths
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    • I had to kiss a girl for a film major friend's film and I honestly just disliked her more. She was late to set, didn't talk to anyone, and was so fucking bland. She couldn't even put any effort into trying to pretend to be my romantic partner. Just annoyed me
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    • I still remember when I kissed my ex the first time. Sucks it ended but I’ll never forget it.
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    • A female friend of mine told my other friend that if I wasn’t awkward I could pull any girl I want
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    • I just came to someone’s place to hang and they stood me up. I’m outside their house and they didn’t even say it to my face, my username had never hurt more than now but all I can do is pity laugh. For a split second my emotions almost went for it
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    • I leave work pretty late at night, a coworker told me goodnight and made sure I walked safely to my car. That honestly made my night
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    • Some chick said I had pretty feet a month or so ago and I still think about it.
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    • I made eye contact with a dude for like a solid 3 seconds still think about him years later
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    • Everyone holds the door. Idc who you are. If I’m in front of you, I’ll open the door. Case closed.
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    • A girl I went to a shelter with told me she loved my eyes and how she loved how my smile complimented them and I've been thinking about it damn near 4 years from now
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    • Dude I’m so fucked that when I get a reply on tinder I just think about what it’d be like dating her. Then 3 or so messages in when she’s already bored of not making her cream herself from my melodic messages- then it’s wasted. I-Just-Want-Some-Motherfuckin-Affection!
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    • Many years ago I was using the bus to go home after dropping my car off for servicing. I was standing up, and a hot girl got on. She held onto me the entire five miles til I got to my stop, and she looked really sad when I had to leave. She was just scared to fall, but I thought about it for weeks.
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    • At work there’s a place I go for lunch everyday. There’s a woman there that always stops me and we chat. Every time we say goodbye she rubs my arm and says see you next time my love. Nothing feels better.
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    • About a year ago I got a genuine hug and at that moment I felt really happy. Sometimes when I feel down I remember that moment.
      Winnsta 29 jul
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    • Most Hollywood actors aren't attracted to adults. They prefer children.
      WarPig420 29 jul
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    • I just want a girl to smile at me lol
      Drymir 29 jul
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    • Girl acknowledges my existence...I think I'm in love
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    • You think porno stars ever catch feelings?
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    • I don't know how actors can have a serious relationship when their partner keeps seeing them kissing other people
      Clapareos 29 jul
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    • Any emotional support I get make me go whee :))
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    • Some girl told me me I looked cute 6 years ago and I still think about it
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    • Some chick I used to have a crush on told me I was getting buff and I still remember it almost a year later
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    • Because they see that other relationships in Hollywood that happen the same way always end in flames
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    • Hot actors can get other hot actors. Not to mention the countless of less hot but still way above average fans that want to fuck them. We mere normals are lonely souls
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    • I think its because no ones getting paid to show you kindness and it isn't expected, so when someone does something nice for you it sticks with you longer since it's sincere
      MysKat 29 jul
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    • What’s your favorite jelly bean? It’s gonna be my new profile picture.
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    • because actors have a slim chance in getting their part and don’t want romance to get in the way of their job
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    • I girl asked me if she liked me almost 2 years ago. Turned her down cause I wasn’t too thrilled about her. Yet this girl add me on IG and liked my old post yet don’t know who she’s is. Kinda cute been trying to talk to her but nada
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    • went swimming with some friends and a girl I just met behind someone I was talking to smiled to me and I haven't been able to get her off my mind
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    • My girlfriend of a year and a half looked me in the eyes. That’s all it took. I’ve been in a depression for 4+ years by myself and she was the first one to actually look at me.
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    • Actually they do a lot. And sometimes they just fuck
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    • It used to be cute to fall head over heels for someone but now you’re just some creepy stalker who shows too much emotion towards others. Welcome to a world where it’s cooler to be a robot hating everyone for breathing
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    • I took a girl that I had a huge thing for on a date for Valentines Day once. She was excited for the date too but lost interest immediately. That was 2 and a half years ago and I still think about what I did wrong.
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    • They do fall in love a lot of the time. But that leads to drama behind the scenes you don’t hear about
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    • A girl told me I had flawless skin years ago. I still think about it sometimes.
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    • My theater director casted the same guy as my love interest for three years in different productions only for me to date their lead tech student. She’s married to the tech director so it was an inside joke for the theater club {actors + tech were intermixed}.
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    • I'm a nice person, shy tho. Last 2 girls I was with used me for personal reasons. I want to be nice but I dont like that being nice is a gateway for manipulation
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    • I’ve always wondered if the actors significant other gets jealous or mad when there’s a kissing scene they have to do lol
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    • The cute blonde girl at chipotle drew a little picture of the sun on the lid of my bowl 2 weeks ago and I still think about it
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    • A girl keeps looking at me at work, every time I pass by. Is that a good thing? Should I talk to her. But I’m getting promoted soon, and maybe that’ll ruin everything
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    • Lol same. God I'm so lonely.
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    • In middle school a girl said I had pretty eyes and I still think about it every now and then
      Spleech 30 jul
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    • Like 8 months ago my crush and I made like really prolonged eye contact and I still think about it
      Dinky33 29 jul
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    • This girl told me she liked my eyebrows like a year or two ago and I still think about it sometimes
      nangst 29 jul
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    • I was working one night and went across the street to get a drink from the gas station. I was leaving and some girl called my name out from a car, and I just said hey instead of going over there to actually see who.. its been over a year and I still think about and regret not finding out who it was
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    • Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher
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    • Welcome to being a man. Im still living off that hug. 7 years ago.
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    • I think still think about the time a girl picked me, out of everybody in the class to be partners. That was 5 years ago
      DerpCat 29 jul
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    • I fell in love with my man because he brought me a chair...
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    • Thats the difference in 6 figures to a million in pay to your minimum wage
      Nitsua2 29 jul
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    • There was this girl at my new job that said she liked my long hair and it's made me pretty happy and confident this past couple weeks, I've only seen her once tho.
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    • Is it just me or does stuff like just register as sweet but not that memorable? I say thank you and am grateful, but i don't really make it a big deal...
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    • Brad Pitt and Angelina. Mr & Mrs smith. broke up her marriage
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    • A cute girl complemented me in middle school and I still think about it
      katto_boi 29 jul
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    • Old black lady said she liked my hair in a burger king 6 months ago and I still think about it.
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    • it’s always funny when bitches use this pfp but are 200 lbs
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    • I still think about that one dude that stopped me in the school hall 5 years ago to tell me I was pretty.
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    • I was told I had nice nails by this cute chick I work with. I will cherish that forever.
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    • I held a door open for a girl and I’m still thinking about it 8 months later
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    • 👉🏼👈🏼I’m like this, anyone shows me attention and affection you become important to me. If somehow you get me to kiss you, I’ll literally talk to you everyday and protect you. I’m clingy as fuck... and sometimes it’s annoying for me.
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    • I still think about that guy I made eye contact with on the road
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    • guy moment
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    • There is a snake in her profile picture. All slinky and huge in that doorway.
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    • Yeah but we like sign up for those kisses. You didnt contractually agree and premeditate a cutie opening the door for you ;)
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