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    • If you woke me up in the middle of the night and said the salad man was coming I’d be creeped out as shit
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    • It was probably salad fingers
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    • Behold a man *points to grasshopper*
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    • If my kid woke me up and said the salad man is coming, somone is catching theese hands. No one is safe not even the salad man
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    • Salad fingers
      KKKisLove 13 aug
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    • Look, if my kid wakes me up in terror at 2 am whispering 'The salad man is coming', I'm pulling out a shovel
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    • Imagine your child waking you up on the middle of the night to tell you the salad man is coming
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    • The salad man
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    • Thanks pornstarwars
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    • If a small child woke me up in the dead of night and just tells me “the salad man is coming” I’m getting a hotel room I’ve seen too many horror moves to trust where that is going
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    • And thus salad fingers was made
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    • Can someone please draw a scary art piece titled "the salad man is coming?"
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    • If I had a child and he/she woke me up and said “the salad man is coming” we would move immediately
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    • The s a l a d m a n. I s c o m I n g
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    • im laughing hysterically at the salad man one
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    • Imagine how terrifying that would be if you’re child woke you up in the middle of the night and said “the salad man is coming”.
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    • Two days ago my son asked me for a dry pickle to scare the cats with. He was referring to a cucumber.
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    • Once I slept walked into my moms room with my eyes rolled into the back of my head and asked her to put on futurama. She said it scared her so she just did it and I "watched" it for a minute and went back to bed
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    • Lol i never laugh if its something i read but the salad man thing made me bust a gut
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    • Imagine being awaken by a kid in the middle of the night frantically screaming :the salad man is coming
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    • When I was 5 I once asked my mom in my sleep if she had a starfish and she said "go fish" and I just rolled back over
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    • ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE HIS NAME IS PORNSTARWARS?
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    • My mom wrote down a bunch of cute, weird, and funny shit my sister and I said as kids. Anytime we said some dumb shit, she wrote it down. I need to find that notebook
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    • Shit dude, salad fingers is real. Look that man up!
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    • And he likes rusty spoons
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    • To be fair, Salad Fingers was pretty creepy
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    • I like rusty spoons.
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    • At least you made that grasshopper's day
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    • When i was really little, like 3-4 i apparently woke up screaming and crying and patting myself down like a crazy person to "get the spiders off me" my mom and aunt say it was the creepiest thing they ever saw me do growing up.
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    • Imagine waking up to your kid crying about the salad man
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    • It whispered “I love rusty spoons”
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    • And he’s got salad fingers
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    • Imagine being woken by your child just to have it tell you the salad man is cominh
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    • Salad man visits the tower once a month so you can be brutally fucked in iron banner by fuckers with chaperone and blast furnace
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    • When my younger sister was 5 or 6 she would point to a door way and say "look the scary man" she never seemed scared tho and was if anything a little confused that we didnt acknowledge that he was there. My mom said she was just saying it for attention because we freaked out so much the first time
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    • The salad man comes for spoons
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    • “The salad man is coming.” Who else would’ve been scared shitless if your child woke you up in the middle of the night and told you that?
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    • I was babysitting my little brother and he woke me up in the middle of the night and said “she’s coming”
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    • Imagine you’re sleeping peacefully and then suddenly jerked awake by a small human that proceeds to say “the salad man is coming”
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    • Am I the only one fearful of my future child coming in my room in the middle of the night, standing in the doorway like a grimlin to tell me ThEy HaD a NiGhTmArE. You and me both demon kid
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    • Must have been talking about salad fingers
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    • What do you do when your toddler wakes you up at 2 am and just deadass says “the salad man is coming”
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    • Nobody wants salad, you've got the right to be terrified
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    • This is funny to me just because my pet name for my husband is grasshopper
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    • HES COMING TO TOSS YOUR SALAD
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    • I too fear the unholy power of the salad man.
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    • What did the salad DJ say to the club?
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    • imagine how fucking terrified ur mother probably was
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    • Plot twist handsome man was bc he thought grasshopper was grass chopper and mommy calls the grass chopper handsome
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