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    • And then you lob a grenade at them because the great emu war never truly ended
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    • It's all fun and games until you get a beak in your ass
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    • I'm calling bullshit. I just tried this in my driveway for 30 minutes and not a single emu came.
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    • IF I CAPITALIZE EVERYTHING IT MAKES IT FUNNY
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    • This the kinda shit white people with dreadlocks do
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    • Looked up “kicking legs to attract emus” and exactly this popped up lol. He even gets up when they’re close which makes them freak and bolt back, but then he kicks again and they come back lmao
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    • Rolling a nat twenty for performance
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    • No the Emu’s come because they believe that you are challenging them to a dance battle, and it’s against the Emu code to decline any challenger.
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    • I stop reading features when I see anything that looks like “BUT NO HERES THE THING” in all caps
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    • If Australians knew this during the emu war, they couldve won
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    • Someone post that clip of the drill sergeant going “What the FUCK is that?!”
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    • I looked it up, and it’s legit. The aboriginals learned that you could just do some weird shit, and the emus would get curious and come look.
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    • Nah, dudes clearly starting a fucking dance off with those emus. Hes about to get wrecked though
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    • Who was the first guy to be like "I bet they'd come closer if I had a fucking seizure" like wtf
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    • Man: *Lays on the ground flailing* Emus: you alright, fam? Need us to call an ambulance?
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    • If you did that in front of me I would do the same thing
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    • Australian combat training
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    • I can verify this. A house near me has imus. Walk by and they don't care. Ride on a bike, and they're like WHAT WAZARDY BE THIS?! Their zebra doesn't give a fuck. (Before you ask, Iive in the western US.)
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    • Emu: "oh no it's retarded"
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    • Well if a man just started doing that in the street wouldnt you look too
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    • That sounds like something Australians made up to tell tourists.
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    • So they aren't just curious but easily Emu-sed
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    • Is tumblr filled with excited 13 year olds?
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    • Tumblr is cancer
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    • Or it’s cause Emus often get their heads stuck in the sand so if u are upside down they think u are an Emu in need of assistance
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    • I got mean mugged by an emu through an open window at a wildlife park. I competed in combat sports from 2013 to January-ish of this year but THAT - having a staring contest with an emu - was the most intimidated I’ve ever been.
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    • Emus are extremely curious creatures and have been known to just poke people In the back and walk away just to see what theyd do
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    • Then they bury their head in your ass
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    • At first I thought he was wrestling one 😂
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    • untrue. i did this for 2 hours and no emus showed up.
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    • When you want wings for the whole family
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    • Incredibly emusing 😂
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    • You must become the idiot to catch the idiot
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    • If only 1932 aussies knew...
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    • I've been doing this for hours and still no emus
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    • I could be wrong. However that seems very fuckin dangerous considering the damn army had a war with those things and that’s one man
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    • A tactic learned in the Great Emu War
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    • Rmember the Halo Reach achievment you get for splatterring seven of those things?
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    • Okay so i live In Pennsylvania and own 2 emus. One of them has escaped twice in the 4 years weve had them and the second time he was gone for 4 days and the cops found him and came to my house. I was the only one home so I had to go out with this leash stick thing and grab my emu in the middle...
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    • We lost the fucking Emu War
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    • And then the emus kill you because they’re freaking wild
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    • LIKE LITERALLY? OMGLOLGBTQ
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    • My friend has a pet emu... they are the coolest pets ever
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    • Nobody: Emus: “Ay dafuk is dat goofy shit happenin down there?”
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    • The emu’s speak Timb
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    • Australian tactics to lure emus in for an ambush
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    • Aussies: we finally found their weakness... DEPLOY ALL UNITS
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    • I had a life jacket on in a tank of whale sharks, I inverted my self and span around upside down and every fish nearby was like wtf then the whale sharks came after I kept doing it for 20 seconds and were like wtf
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    • AHHHH BETTER FREAK THE FUCK OUT ABOUT IT ON TUMBLR
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    • It would've been funny if the person wasn't having a stroke while writing about it
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    • Man if only they knew this during the emu war
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    • Hey jimmy!!! Look at that fucking stupid human!!! Let's go over and talk about him.
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    • Until they start packing your balls
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    • How did the aussies lose the emu war with this knowledge?
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    • Also Emus win war against Australia
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    • This seems overly Australian.
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    • Remember when the Australians lost a war to Birds?
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    • Does anyone know if you’re supposed to boil ramen in the broth, or add broth after? Talking about those packaged ramen
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    • same with emos
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    • Australian Emu War II tactics.
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    • Emu's have a "what is that thing doing" feeling? Rad
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    • Aren't emus dangerous?
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    • Seems like you could do that with most animals
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    • If you guys haven't read the documentation by the leader of the great emu war, you probably should. It's hilarious at times, has stuff like "We suffered no casualties at the hands of the emus"
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    • The great emu war colorized 1919
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    • I mean thats cool and all but in what situation and I ever gonna wanna attract a fucking emu?
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    • Emus are vicious they probably think you’re injured and a easy kill
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    • Emus: “guys what the fuck is he doing. Look at this dumbass”
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    • Lol tf
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    • If only the Australians knew that
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    • Yo but who was the guy who figured that out tho 🧐
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    • The Australian special forces will pay a pretty penny for this intel
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    • If only the Australians had used this in the great emu war
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    • Allegedly
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    • But do NOT try this with sharks!
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    • I just...i wonder how humans figured out that’s what they needed to do to get emu’s attention
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    • Anal?
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    • Ok... what happens if it's the same group of emus
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    • Yo boys come look another stupid human is doing that shit on the ground....Carl bring your iphone....gonna tweet this shit
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    • Haha, he didn’t wake up!!!
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    • Australia lost a war to these fucks are you sure you want to mess with them?
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    • If only they knew during the great Emu war
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    • And then the Emus clap
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    • If only they knew this during the emu war...
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    • What does one do to get anus to come closer
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