• One time when I was like 11 my dad
took me to an Italian restaurant and
the waiter asked what my name was
and I said "Sam but you can call me
captain ravioli" and my dad just
looked at me and said "what the fuck
was that? don't do that" and I've
been chasing that high ever since.
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    • Godspeed, Captain Ravioli
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    • You got a rush from saying something dumb that made your Father question creating you?
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    • My dad wouldnt judge me he would probably be like I'm Sergeant Spagett
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    • What does chasing that high mean? (non native English speaker)
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    • So, your dad is a douche.
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    • Can i be lieutenant linguini
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    • I thought the waiter said that 😂
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    • His fuckin name
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    • but why the fuck would the waiter ask you for your name
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    • Your dad sounds like a fuck head
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    • Captain Ravoli is a she and the Sam is short for Samantha
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    • Back in the old days you’d get beat for that. Back when America was great, right?
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    • After reading it my eyes looked up and I was like 😂
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    • It’s true, I was the restaurant
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    • What?
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    • My dad would just laugh and do the same to the waiter
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    • Never happened
      Yendori 20 jan
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    • I got almost everyone i work with to call me pounderoni
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    • Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
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    • Nothing quite like the high of disappointing your father in public
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    • Once I asked an Italian restaurant if they had Italian dressing. I laughed about it then until I found out my band director’s KFC actually ran out of chicken.
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    • I wrote that my name was Lenny kravitz on a cursive handwriting practice worksheet in like maybe 1st grade? I’m 26. I still have the paper bc my mom saved it thinking how much of a fucking weirdo i was (/am)
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    • HIS NAME IS FUCKIN CPT. RAVIOLI LOOKK
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    • Yeah, I’ve been to a million restaurants throughout my life and not one waiter has ever asked my name. Calling bullshit
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    • My last name is one letter off of Ravioli and everyone calls me it
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