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    • The correct term is octopussy
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    • I’m assuming the octopus is only carrying flintlock pistols then
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    • Why do we assume all cats are on their first life?
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    • This implies each gun only has one bullet, which is unlikely in our modern world. An octopus with 8 flintlocks is terrifying but incredibly unlikely.
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    • It's called a glocktopus you insolent fool
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    • Do you not realize guns can have multiple bullets?
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    • Each gun holds one bullet for some unexplainable reason
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    • I didnt realize that it was a nine lives joke, I thought it was talking about how one of the octopuses tentacles is a dick
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    • Dont worry octoroid I got ur back
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    • This works assuming each gun has one bullet
      Thaug 17d
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    • Why? Are they single shot pistols
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    • So they are all flintlocks?
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    • I love that this implies there is only one bullet in each gun so he is just floating around with flintlock pistols🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    • If the dumbass octopus didn't decide to bring 8 flintlock pistols with its stupid ass
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    • This joke not funny cause gun have many bullet
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    • Glocktopus
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    • That's dumb he might have 8 guns but not 8 bullets
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    • Octopus: Bold of you to assume i can fire each gun merely one time
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    • Pulls out another gun revealing it’s really a nonapus
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    • These comments are way overthinking this it’s just a joke for gods sakes
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    • Guns have multiple bullets tho...
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    • Is this implying it takes a whole clip to kill a single cat??
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    • Does each gun only have one bullet or something?
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    • Glocktopus.....
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    • Shoot one gun twice
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    • Octapus: "The 9 bullets in every mag in each gun says other wise."
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    • Not if he shoots more than once.
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    • 8 hands, 8 guns, assuming that they hold more that 8 bullets, multiply by how retarded this joke is, minus George Bush, carry the 2... it’s a little more than 9 bullets
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    • Cat after the octo unloads all 8 mags in to the cat
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    • Gun in each "HAND" ?
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    • Octopus: Bold of you to assume they’re for you *points them all at head*
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    • One bullet in each gun. Retarded
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    • Yeah, if all of them are flintlocks.
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    • Who has 8 guns yet only keeps one bullet in each
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    • No. 8 bullets for each life then a bunch of holes to bleed to death from for the 9th.
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    • Yes because gun can only shoot one bullet
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    • A little info to back up the joke: they are all flintlocks
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    • You fools, you have to take out all nine lives simultaneously in order to kill the cat
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    • Who said each gun had one bullet?🤨
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    • Because each gun only has one bullet.
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    • Octopus: *reloads*
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    • Because guns only carry 1 bullet
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    • You're telling me the cat has 40+ lives? What kinda gun only has 1 round in it?
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    • I love how the cat assumes that each gun only has one bullet in it.
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    • 2 guns short. One tentacle is a penis
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    • Please help me find my dog!!
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    • So they're all single shot?
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    • What man carries a single bullet in a single gun?
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    • “Empty’s all 8 clips into it”
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    • Glocktopussy
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    • Who made this. This high quality content
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    • The joke is cats have nines lives.
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    • *laughs in more than one round per gun*
      Proc 15d
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    • FUCKING DO IT OCTOPUSSY
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    • Octopus 🐙 : I have 3 bullets in each gun, which means I can shoot 24 Cat:🐱Ah haaa! I have cat like reflexes! Octopus🐙: YO FOUL, I have a HIGH IQ. Cat:🐱 You maybe right...but *ROAR!!! I’m not just an ordinary cat. Octopus 🐙: *Inks himself due to fear and ink has damaged the guns!
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    • *after each gun has gone through 2 clips the cat was nothing but a blood pu
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    • Ummmm. Are they 1 shot guns or something?
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    • Why did I laugh at this so hard
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    • Shoot twice
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    • Most guns hold more than one bullet my guy
      SPUTS 16d
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    • Me: aims at cat with a desert eagle. Cat: "you're two bullets short asshole."
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    • More than one bullet in each gun I would assume
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    • I assumed revolvers, 6 bullets for each of eight guns 46 shots, nine lives
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    • Jokes on you, one of those is his dick, so he is 2 short
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    • Not to be a debby downer but why would you put 1 bullet in each gun
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    • The average magazine capacity for a handgun is 14 rounds; I'm no mathematician, but I believe 14 * 8 is more than 9
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    • Who thinks of this clever shit...
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    • So we’re gonna act like a gun can’t shoot twice?
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    • is each gun a flintlock?
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    • Is no one else wondering why he using guns with only one bullet or is the cat just retarded
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    • Yare yare daze
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    • This implies that the cat is fast enough to slay the octopus before the octopus can shoot one of the guns twice, this is a powerful feline
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    • Unless all the guns have one bullet each the cat would die
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    • That’s what a magazine is for
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    • That means that cat has 8 Jojo stands. That cat is a jojo.
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    • How many rounds tho
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    • Shoots all guns a second time
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    • I can’t believe I posted this right before a terribly shitty day at work and I got top comment AND A FEATURE that I saw when I got off work and it made my day better :)
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    • Guns have multiple bullets
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    • If the octopus is using flintlock pistols yeah
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    • Bold of you to assume the guns only have one bullet
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    • (Cocks gun)Octopus:Never stopped me before
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    • Each gun only has one bullet?
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    • Implying guns have only one bullet?
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    • Shoot twice
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    • This is a high caliber joke.
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    • That's still like 72 bullets
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    • Casually reloads gun
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    • ... guns have more than one bullet, unless its a musket ffs.
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    • Yeah if there’s just one in the chamber
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    • Unless the octopus is packing muskets, that kitty is done.
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    • Bold of the cat to assume it can take 48 bullets
      mcs3 17d
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    • Does each gun only have one bullet?
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    • Dog: *behind cat with a mounted gun on its back* that’s where you’re wrong, kiddo
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