• Your tinder date welcomes you into
their bedroom. They excuse themself
and go to the restroom, leaving you
alone on their bed. What is your next
move?
A. Lick their Himalayan salt lamp
B. Lick their Himalayan salt lamp
C. Lick their Himalayan salt lamp
D. All of the above
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    • E) Fuck the Himalayan Salt lamp
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    • E. shit on the floor
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    • Until you realize she’s probably had 5 other guys over who did the same thing and now you’re going to get herpes from a lamp
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    • "Ew why is it salty?"
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    • I've licked every salt lamp I've come across... needless to say, I'm banned from multiple stores
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    • I wanna lick one those sexy looking rocks soooooo bad now
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    • Crave that mineral
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    • We used to have one in the livingroom. My lil bros were 10-ish and staying the night and had been asking about the lamp. In the morning there were two very distinct licks visible, still there.
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    • cum on the Himalayan salt lamp for the next unfortunately curious tongue
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    • Licking a salt lamp has no consequences: salt lamp tastes like salt, looks badass, and salt will k i ll any bacteria/germs. Lick that bitch
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    • Ok, I’ve never tried it though I have one next to me as a write this. I’m gonna lick it boys!
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    • Or cum on it so that the next poor soul who gets drawn to it will have to lick off my dried cum first
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    • There’s one in my house and I lick it once a day
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    • My sister bought one and the first thing I did when she put it in her room was lick it
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    • A)Lick the Himalayan salt lamp B)A C)B D)All of the above
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    • And my bf (now husband) thought it was weird i offered for him to like my salt lamp? MysticTyphoon
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    • Thank allah for this pussy
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    • Who calls their bathroom the restroom in their own home?!
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    • My friends mom had one and I came over for a sleepover and first thing I did was lick the salt lamp now my sister has one I lick it every time I go in her room for luck
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    • I have one and you'll never get to lick it hahahahah
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    • Hrngh...salt
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    • get your own himalayan salt lamp
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    • I have one and I fucking hate when guys lick it, like they ALWAYS do it. Why do you do this
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    • Lick the Himalayan salt lamp?
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    • _Professor_W_D_Gaster_ have u ever licked my salt lamp when I wasn’t around
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    • I have a salt lamp and let me tell you, it tastes like salt and I literally tried it the day my dad got me it
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    • Only to find out its plastic
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    • My friends boyfriend got a new salt lamp and we were all hanging out and the second he left the room she threw the lamp at me and told me to lick it. It was really salty
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    • My family bought one, and it has been baptized.
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    • I lick my lamp atleast once a week
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    • E)Let the Himalayan salt lamp lick me
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    • I walk into the bathroom...
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    • I must have missed something bc whats a salt lamp and why does everyone lick them
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    • Mmm salty lamp
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    • They crave that mineral
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    • Yeah, please don’t do that. There is no consequences, but you will be left with a horrible soapy taste/feeling in your mouth
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    • There wasn’t an option to shove it up your ass and present it to said tinder date so here it is.
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    • Reminder to keeps pets away from salt lamps, they can become sick and possibly die
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    • Make her dinner with Himalayan salt lamp
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    • My mom put a Himalayan salt lamp outside and a bunch of deer came and fucking licked it
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    • Hmmmm id probably lick the himalayan salt lamp but idk tho
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    • I do this at my boyfriends house he hates it
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    • Jokes on you, I don't have a himal- woah wait wtf where did that fucking salt lamp come from
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    • It’s true I was the lamp
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    • I crave that mineral
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    • Ok but it taste like salt?
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    • I lick mine sometimes
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    • I’m doing this to my bf’s salt lamp, thanks for the idea iFunny
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    • I wanna see a picture of one
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    • *saving photo knowing I have no one to share it to*
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    • I have my own salt lamp to lick
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    • This was written by a Himalayan salt lamp
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    • Pou
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    • E. Hide under the Bed
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    • C is the best choice
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    • I thought it said execute
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    • D
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    • I will stick my cock in the lamp
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    • I will stick my cock in the lamp
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    • E. Just wait for her to cone back
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    • Well my hands are tied.
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    • Oldy but goldy
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    • All i am is just a guy who craves that mineral....
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    • Yes lick
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    • Never even thought about licking my lamp so can’t relate
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    • I have one that has smooth balls and once they're warmed up are for massaging 😊
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    • I licked a salt lamp from a store, (which I later bought), and was sick with stomach pains for 5 days
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    • Gotta get that mineral...damn, that brings back memories
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    • Too bad I’ve been banned from tinder twice
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    • E. Wake the fuck up
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    • Anyone else put one of those big salt crystals in your mouth?
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    • Piss on it to make it saltier for the next guy to come along
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    • I do that at my friends house and she always yells at me
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    • The play book states that when one whom is your date leaves the room the other must take actions and perform "The Naked Man"
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    • She wants the D. Final Answer.
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    • E. Finding out she’s a hoe and many other guys have licked the same spot on the salt lamp
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    • This man has licked someones Himalayan salt lamp. Fuggin legend
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    • C
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    • Like the Himalayan Salt Lamp
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    • Oh imma lick something
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    • C
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    • Am i the only one whos never heard of a salt lamp
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    • I was on the phone with my ex right after breaking up and we were both crying but then I decided to lick my salt lamp and it made me feel better
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    • D is correct. D. Final answer.
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    • You can tell how many people have been in their bedroom by the what’s left of the salt lamp.
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    • Where is the cover their room in gasoline and toss a match option
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    • I have Himalayan salt stone shot glasses, game changer....
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    • I was confused at first because I thought it said execute themselves
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    • I don’t....I don’t know....I guess I’ll like the salt lamp.
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    • Ddd
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    • I have a Himalayan salt lamp
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    • X. Nothing
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    • Why tf does everyone want to lick it? It’s a rock not table salt
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    • Shit mate imma have to go with B
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    • Read excuse as execute... was real confused.
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    • Dude nobody better be licking my damn lamp
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