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Millenials are
killing the Doorbell Industry by texting
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    • Millennials are killing the serial killer industry because they are less likely to answer the door at 2 AM
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    • OH NO! NOT THE FUCKING DOORBELL INDUSTRY!
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    • You know what wakes up babies and freaks out dogs? Ringing a doorbell. You know what doesn't? A text message.
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    • That's nothing. Fucking "greatest generation" straight murdered the milk delivery industry with their "refridgamerations" but y'all gonna sleep on that, eh?
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    • Millennials are however helping the dildo industry
      TheUrk 6 jun
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    • To be fair I wouldn’t have to text “here” if any doorbell I rang ever fucking worked.
      Colgator 6 jun
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    • Kids text “here” because they don’t want to have any awkward/unnecessary interactions with parents.
      RonnieM96 11 jun
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    • I always just climb through my buddies window it scares the shit out of him
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    • Old people hate change
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    • “Millennials are killing thing” is just another way of saying “technology/marketing is making thing obsolete”
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    • Boomers: Stupid Millenials and their *schuffles deck* communication that they’re there through text instead of ringing doorbells
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    • Or it’s because there’s a thing called knocking (plus I’ve never use the doorbell anyway because my friend’s houses doorbell never worked
      Dex66 10 jun
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    • I got the ring doorbell, has a camera, senses motion, tells me if someone is at my house even if I’m not. Let’s me decide if I wana answer the door.
      TGP1086 9 jun
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    • When industry’s become obsolete via technology, they move to decline. No industry is meant to be around forever (with exception to necessities). If this is meant to spark blame then go ahead because we’re adapting and evolving. That’s what humanity’s supposed to do
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    • Damn millennials and their * shuffles deck* * picks card* understanding of technology
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    • millennials are ruining outdated industries due to better options and that's an outrage
      Red_User 7 jun
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    • SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CORPORATIONS
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    • Fuck millennials and their...**draws card**...doorbells.
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    • Most doorbells I try to ring don't work anyway...
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    • As a consumer it's not my fucking job to keep your industry alive. #entitledbabyboomers
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    • Millennials are killing the American family structure by having casual sex
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    • Don’t worry we’re also buying Ring doorbells to watch the door from far away
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    • Damn millennials and their *shuffles deck* untrained dogs driving taxis
      Ghostz 10 jun
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    • Oh shit, I forgot doorbells existed lol
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    • Lol get so tired of these. The worst is the cable industry. Ya were killing it haha. It definitely couldn’t be that streaming is way cheaper and ad free. But no you’re right, I should go pay $70/month for 90% ads
      DTroye 8 jun
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    • Lmoa, I like how everyone blames millennials when a well established industry pretty much just gets outdated- that's not how supply and demand works, it's not the consumers job to just keep buying your useless shit nobody wants anymore
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    • Millenials are killing themselves at an alarmingly slower rate than what was promised.
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    • "Millennials are killing the... *Shuffles deck and picks card*... Doorbell industry"
      panXaXe 7 jun
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    • why are there so many retarded fucking journalists
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    • people are killing the doorbell industry by knocking.
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    • Industries live and die by the whims of the generation they exist in. If it dies it fucking dies.
      TG1302 7 jun
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    • Why do people act like this sort of thing is exclusive to millennials? That’s how progress works you retards. New technology comes out, old technology dies. It’s always been that way. For people who constantly call millennials whiny, you sure do whine about a lot of stupid shit.
      _Godless 6 jun
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    • Maybe if you can't stay afloat in the new economy we're creating you should die because capitalism
      BigNelly 6 jun
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    • If the doorbell is already installed in the house they already got their money. Just because people don’t use them has nothing to do with them not getting money. They don’t get a royalty for the bell ringing
      realcrow 6 jun
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    • Damn millennials already killed the type writer industry! What next?!? Landlines? Pagers? The entire horse carriage industry!?!?!?
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    • Millenials killing the economy by being too efficient
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    • Millennials and there *shuffles cards* lack of doorbell needs
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    • How much you wanna bet a fucking boomer made this article
      briskg 6 jun
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    • Boi we ain’t killing anything. Supply and Demand motherfucker. If we don’t want your product, you need to adapt to the market. It is not our job as consumers to keep businesses in business. Stop acting like your failure is the fault of millennials
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    • “I remember an article of how millennials are killing the diamond industry but like...shits expensive and not worth it really”
      Dead_Exo 6 jun
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    • .... the doorbell industry doesnt get money from every use it's still a standard to get a doorbell...
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    • How do door bells have their own exclusive industry?wouldn't they be grouped in with other household electronics?
      axeon 6 jun
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    • Just knock.....
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    • Let’s be honest, does anyone’s doorbell actually work, because I’ve never lived in a house with a working doorbell.
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    • What’s funny about this is that there was a tweet asking someone to write an article about millennials killing the doorbell industry and someone actually did
      hayjow 7 jun
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    • Those damn millennials and their *shuffles through notecards* damn not using the doorbells
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    • Millennials arent killing anything. Industries just refuse to adapt to anything.
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    • My house has an old school doorbell, it's like a little knob and when you turn it, it rings like a bicycle bell. Except nobody knows how to use it so congratulations, doorbell maker, you played yourself.
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    • Millennials are ruining.... **shuffles deck
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    • Whenever you see a "Millennials are killing x industry" headline, remember that it really means "Potentially obsolete industry fails to innovate its goods or services in a meaningful way so adults under 40 have actual use for them."
      Gibby421 6 jun
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    • That's cus no one's doorbells work half the fucking time
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    • Damn millennials, they’re always killing the... “shuffles cards” doorbell industry
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    • "Fucking Millennials and their..." *Rolls D20* *Adds Dexterity modifier* "Lack of need for a doorbell"
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    • every doorbell ive ever used was broken
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    • It’s so awkward going to a new persons house. Where can I park? Do they expect me to knock or let myself in? Which door do I go to? If there’s a fence, do I breach it? Will their barky outside dog destroy me? So I just text “here” and eliminate the drama
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    • Half of the time doorbells don't work
      DJC45 6 jun
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    • "Dam you millenials and (looking for something to be mad about) your ability to use 21st century technology"
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    • It's funny how the media uses words like "kill", "destroying", etc to describe even the most mundane news stories about even more bland subjects
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    • Lol no as a delivery person i strongly believe that if this were true its because people are too lazy to fix them after they brake
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    • (crying) will someone PLEASE think of the corporations?!
      Nextros 6 jun
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    • Millennials still ring the doorbells cause it’s fun to make the ding noise
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    • When... When did any normal person buy a door bell
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    • There’s a doorbell industry?
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    • Such fake bullshit...as if people are actually making homes without a doorbell because they assume everyone will text them?
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    • So we’re just gonna fuck off for Halloween, Girl Scout cookie selling, Boy Scout reef and popcorn selling, amazon, Fedex, ups etc. deliveries, as well as fundraisers for school and school sports such as football basketball track baseball etc.
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    • That implies millennials are buying houses without doorbells, because normally doorbells are pre installed...
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    • We can keep them around for ding dong ditch
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    • Here’s the corrected headline: “Doorbell industry becoming obsolete as texting “here” proves itself as a cheaper and practical alternative.”
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    • Oh no the knocking industry is next
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    • My hatred for doorbells aside, i have 2 dogs and one of them cant bark(he only screams). I dont want to listen to my little girl yap like the tiny ankle biter she is and i dont wat my other small dog to contiuously scream because it makes him throw up on the damn floor if he does it for too long.
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    • Stop acting like young people are maliciously attacking industries. Old technology being made obsolete is the NATURAL EVOLUTION OF TECHNOLOGY
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    • I think Jehovah's witnesses are the ones ruining the doorbell industry
      Titil 6 jun
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    • I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve never bought a doorbell. It just sorta came with the house
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    • Imagine the mailman texting you
      Cersei 6 jun
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    • What if the person is sneaking out or you're trying to sneak in to pound some puss? Idk bout the doorbell man, parents finna gut me.
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    • Okay but what antisocial loser texts “here” instead of ringing the doorbell like a normal person
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    • Since when the fuck was this even an industry?!
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    • Maybe we’re not “killing” it. It’s just becoming obsolete like all inventions eventually do.
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    • Then came the doorbells that go straight to your phone so you can see who is casing your house.
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    • Shit my parents asked me why I locked the front door every single time maybe because I don’t want to die
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    • Sorry that texting here seems more considerate of the other people in the house considering my friends and I hang out later at night and I’d rather not piss off their roommates
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    • No the door bell industry is killing it self cus 90 percent of the time there is a door bell it don't work
      Setro 8 jun
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    • Maybe because doorbells are annoying and some of us have dogs that won't shit up for the next 10 minutes of someone rings the doorbell whether they come in or not. I love my dogs but DAMN
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    • The doorbell industry failed to innovate and so it collapses like everything else that thought it could coast by doing the same thing forever
      dcwanec 8 jun
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    • You could just... knock
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    • Why does it matter if we are killing an industry? They gotta adapt and overcome if they want to survive
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    • Unless you're the guy who bought a ps4 controller from me yesterday, in that case you say "I'm he"
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    • Kozue 7 jun
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    • A gee Gill, now you’re gonna have to go back to picking up roadkill
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    • Yea fuck solicitors, if you know the person visiting they’ll just text, so there’s no reason to answer the door for all those annoying ass people selling shit
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    • Hopefully millenials kill your shitty news industry too
      Taelend 7 jun
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    • I deliver pizza and know for a fact that half of the houses I go to do not have a working doorbell.
      joekjoey 7 jun
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    • Real fake doors
      kidred5 7 jun
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    • Who writes these articles and who cares
      Verve 7 jun
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    • This is satire y’all
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    • The doorbell industry killed the battering ram industry so they had it coming
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