• e;.
To the person who keeps
stealing my Sandwiches
(Turkey and Swiss with
"' '
mayo on rye),
This is ridiculous. We
are all fuIl-grown adulfs,
not children. Please take
responsibility for your
actions and stop sTealing
other- people's property!!!
&
Dear Turkey
and Swiss on Rye.
I have your precious
sandwich. it's safe. For
now. Put 10 dollars on the
plate in the fridge or you‘ll
never see it undigested
again.
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    • It 2as never about the money. It was about sending a message
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    • Francis is fucked
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    • As someone who has had their lunch stolen at work multiple times this pisses me off to no end. How the FUCK do you open the fridge and see something that you damn well know you didn't pay for and take it?! Fucking trash people.
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    • imagine going up to the fridge and just see “Dear Francis” and your heart just drops like fuck they got me
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    • Francis is a right
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    • It's hilarious how quick people shrink once their anonymity is stripped.
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    • Honestly, if you take someone else's lunch then you're a dick.
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    • People like Francis are why I dread working an office job. Knowing my luck I’m gonna have some Karen who steals and throws away my energy drinks because they aren’t healthy like her kombucha
      Yeow 26 may
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    • If you call HR for a damn sandwich you must be the life of the party, Karen
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    • If she traced his computer, why the note on the fridge? Just walk to his desk. Bluff 100
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    • PLEASE fire this asshole
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    • This idiot was trying to have some 'the office' type antics, ended up probably being frowned upon by the whole staff
      lolk 25 may
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    • This feels like Michael and Toby from the office lol
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    • Tina from HR is a beast!
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    • If he really was stealing your sandwich then just lace it with something nasty...like boogers or dirt...or a used bandaid.
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    • Boy just trying to have a laugh with dry ass people in a probably boring ass job
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    • Fire his bitchass
      BANKAl 25 may
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    • Don’t steal people’s fucking lunch
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    • One time I almost died at work bc someone took my food. I’m type one diabetic, so I did insulin for my sandwich 20 minutes before lunch (like I’m supposed to) but when I got to the fridge it was gone. My blood sugar started dropping and if I wouldn’t have had glucose tabs with me I would have died
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    • What "professional" uses comic sans
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    • This is why I love being IT... I get to help people track down low life culprits like this
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    • Everyone gangster until HR gets involved.
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    • You really mean to tell me nobody saw these signs getting taped to the fridge?
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    • Well that's what Francis gets for both being a dickhead and wasting company resources.
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    • Those of you saying "he's such a bitch for calling HR" I disagree, if someone was taking my lunch I paid for everyday, I'd call HR too.
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    • Francis slipped up, only fools print ransom letters with the office printer
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    • Fuck francis, hope he got fired
      Feytey 25 may
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    • Ngl I'd be mad as fuck if some petty adult I worked with actually took my lunch on purpose.
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    • Everyone's gangster till Tina traces the printer queue
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    • The earth just lost its best defender
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    • "This is ridiculous. We are adults, not children." written entirely in comic sans
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    • Nah regardless of how funny that is, stealing anyones lunch at a workplace is so messed up, I work on a construction yard and that’ll for sure get ya fired on the first offense
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    • Try that shit at a blue collar job and get punched. No silly games
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    • This was featured in 2014, 2016, 2017, and now 2019. Make a guess, when do you think it will be featured again?
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    • ᴵᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᶠᶦʳᵉ ᵐᵉ
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    • He should be fired because of the stealing, contributing to a negative work environment, and because he had the audacity to ask not be fired after continuing to steal. He needs to be taught a lesson.
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    • What kind of broke degenerate eats food that isn’t theirs
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    • Docuhebags that steal food from their coworkers DESERVE to be fired.
      EarthKKun 26 may
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    • I hope they fire his ass
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    • The guy stealing the food is a right but the other guy is a little bitch lmao
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    • My guy could have done it from home and never have been found. Play smart, not convenient
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    • Maybe don't literally take someone elses food it's not hard
      ooge 26 may
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    • Someone watches too much of The Office
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    • Yeah Francis you little bitch boy. You better apologize for being an immature pile of shit.
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    • Imagine getting fired over a sandwich 😂😂
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    • sounds like an office thing
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    • If you steal my lunch I’m shooting up the office
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    • You .. Ate ... MY SANDWICH!!! (Ross)
      Ebrahemo 26 may
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    • Don't fire him. He's a bloody legend.
      johntdeck 26 may
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    • It takes a real piece of shit steal food someone obviously brought for themselves.
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    • I love how everyone just went along with the whole “talking through messages instead of in person” so quickly
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    • It would have been funnier if Francis started to send the notes back with cut out letters from magazines 😂🤣😂
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    • Fucking amateur using a printer that everyone at their workplace has access to, francis deserves to get fired for being sloppy
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    • I hate how people just can’t have fucking fun and have to be stuck up about everything
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    • Victim: No, Francis, you fat fuck, return the sandwich or else Tina will peg your gaping, hemorrhoid-ridden asshole with a ruler, and staple it tight.
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    • There was more than this. Before they sent the last two he said "the deed is done" with a chewed up sandwich
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    • Francis is a fucking brat.
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    • Imagine getting fired over stealing your coworkers sandwhiches
      ImConnor 26 may
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    • Francis is a dickhead
      Just_Rice 26 may
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    • This is why you do your own printing at home for this joke
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    • Seriously tho if you steal other people’s food out of the work fridge, you should be fired on the spot. Stop acting like a fucking child
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    • HR is better at handling resources than HUMAN FUCKING RESOURCES
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    • The fuck is this the episode of the office
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    • “We’re professionals” They say using the least professional font on the planet.
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    • So idk abt y'all but if someone stole my sandwich I'd bring two lunches and have one sandwich stored publicly and have busted a nut in it and let someone steal it and eat it then leave a note saying whoever stole the (whatever kind of sandwich) I hope you like nut-s
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    • ...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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    • Dumbass didn’t cover his tracks
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    • This is fake. Once they figured out it was Francis, HR would have sent him an email, called him, or went directly to his office
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    • Fucking francis
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    • Imagine how sad a person has to be to take the time to print out multiple sheets with different fonts, tape them to the wall on top of each other, and take multiple photos just to put them together in this shitty post.
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    • Nobody thinks you're funny when they're starving and their lunch is your hostage.
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    • I remember a black guy had his lunch stolen from a black girl. And my god the ghetto streets came out of this young professional man
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    • This has been featured about 3 years ago. You ain’t fooling me
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    • I would do what a cage fighter did in the ultimate fighter when his food was being stolen. he jizzed on his plate of sushi and the other guy took the bait and ate his cum
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    • Laxatives will be your best friend in these situations
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    • Fire the asshole
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    • I’m not gonna lie, that was a total dick and balls moment
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    • We don’t negotiate with sandwich terrorists
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    • “This is very unprofessional!” You’re really gonna say that while typing in comic sans?
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    • Francis is about to be making sandwiches at Subway now
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    • "We are full grown adults" yeah, doing dumb bullshit like this. Got it👍
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    • Who would steal someone else's food? You dont know where it's been.
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    • Tina is a bad bitch. Using FBI tactics to bring down Francis. He's probably hot and seduced her, now they're married but he's secretly gay and longs for sandwich guy. Fan fiction amirite?
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    • Fuck fracis
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    • This is literally older than ifunny
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    • Definitely deserves to be fired
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    • Should of did hand written notes or like the mismatched magazine letters
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