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    • I just took a mean shit at a gas station. I then noticed there was no toilet paper and had to use a scratched lottery ticket. How’s yalls morning going?
      x_mex 19 jun
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    • When it's 114 miles to the next buc-ees and the billboard tells you to hold it
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    • What the Trussy looks like after I’m done with it:
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    • I have diarrhea and have to go but dont feel like leaving my bed
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    • 15 miles to the gas station, no exits until then. Crowded freeway moving at a snails pace. Holy fuck I have to shit so bad please God help me keep my keester tight. 12 miles until the gas station, God please give me the will I can’t hold it, I must sit on my hand and close my checks together (1/?)
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    • While back i sneezed so hard mid shit I damn near blew my ass out and earned me a gr.ape sized external hemorrhoid that lasted for a month. Broke bones that hurt less. Hbu?
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    • He may have been rear ended, but the boys are still thirsty in Atlanta and the beer's in Texarkana.
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    • I don’t care... I’ll shit on the side of the road, never gonna meet the people who pass me anyway therefore not embarrassing
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    • When we went to Texas my buddy started speeding on the highway because he had to piss like a racehorse so he got pulled over and the officer said " oh, that's fine you can just go and piss over there off the road, have a good day"
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    • When you made it to the nearest rest area in 150 miles and its closed
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    • Skrunky 20 jun
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    • I usually just do it on the side of the road and my mom would hold a towel as cover
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    • This tussy bout to make me act up😏
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    • I was a courier and daily drove from Portland to Seattle. I had gotten Carl's Jr in the morning. Stuck in Tacoma traffic my palms were sweating, I got the cold sweats and was shivering. Finally I couldn't take it anymore and I pulled over to the shoulder and managed to shit inside the Carl's Jr box.
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    • I was kinda in the situation last month. Except instead of a long road it was 3 corpses outside of Bastrop TX. Was there like 2 hours before I said fuck it and started walking to the nearest gas station. Only made it half way before I decided to just shit in someone's side yard.
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    • Bro anytime I’m in one of these predicaments, and life knows so it decided to throw me one last big fuck you. JOKES ON YOU BITCH! I GOT OUT ANYWAY AND PISSED ON A TREE!!!
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    • That’s illegal. If a highway patrol sees that, they will pull you over and put you out of commission for 24hrs or until you get that fixed. You’ll also get a heavy fine for it, unless the cop is nice.
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    • I once drove 2445 miles without stopping to sleep. Just pee breaks and gas stops. I often remember back to my hallucinations of a cat crwaling out of the woman's car in front of me, growing extremely large, then turning into a tree on the side of the road. (1/2)
      bicklepie 21 jun
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    • Next time you see anyone pulled over on the shoulder using their passenger door as a shield, yell: “Golden showers in the forecast”
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    • Somberlateralus when we went to moab
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    • I saw somebody slam into the back of a semi like that. Cut the car in half, and I’m sure the people too
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    • Thats pretty tight butthole
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    • I pick up trash for a living and had to shit bad and there was nowhere close so I had to crawl in the back of the truck 😭
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    • “You didn’t see anything” said in penguin 🐧
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    • I used to drive a rig and... how in hell did he accomplish THAT?! Yeah, the bumper's made to give, but damn. Did a fully dressed-out Harley hit him at 150 mph? No, too much damage up high and no brains. Did he back into a steel, cement-filled post? At sixty? Inquiring minds want to know...
      garfarkle 19 jun
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    • Go behind a bush, it’s not that hard
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    • How tf do those doors open
      Eclectics 19 jun
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    • I'm confused
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    • Why
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    • Glad they forced them to make a drop down bar to prevent the car from going all the way under, wait a god dam minute
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    • Sneaking trees into peoples pocket
      Sily 19 jun
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    • This was featured.... with less than 200 likes??? Fml
      KaB00M 19 jun
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    • Iewdness 19 jun
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    • Arnoldi 19 jun
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    • 12 miles? Fuck that’s so long to hold it
      Bright 22 jun
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    • Me and my dad was on the road and we was in Washington state in a major traffic jam and this man had to fucking shit like real bad. Idk how in the world he did but he held that shit for 2 hours found a rest stop and before i could my seat belt off he was 20 ft away.
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    • 12 miles isn’t that much on a highway
      robocough 22 jun
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    • I make those trailers 🤣🤣
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    • Yo when I was 10 our ancient minivan decided that one of the back pieces would pop off and so me taped it back together and had to drive 20 miles to the nearest station
      biWitch69 22 jun
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    • Clench
      joemamama 21 jun
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    • I had the liquid shits an hour ago
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    • Was hit by a Tesla with horns on auto pilot .
      user019 21 jun
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    • Was delivering feed and stopped at a gas station. Walked in and found out their bathroom was closed to the public but i convinced the guy to let me go. Ended up destroying the fucking porcelain and running out the front door 😂
      MasterEsa 21 jun
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    • I really don't get it
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    • Yes, I also turn into a semi towing a trailer thats been hit by a car. So relatable.
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    • Gotta poo
      Y0ungS 21 jun
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    • True
      Safetyman 21 jun
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    • Sometimes you just gotta pull over onto the shoulder and let them fuckin squirts take over. That’s what I always say.
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    • When it’s 12 more miles to a rest area and my truck bends.
      DefDev 21 jun
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    • Oooooh it's a butthole
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    • Can I ask what the hell rear ended an 18 wheeler and won?
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    • Just see if you can engage the dock lock.
      pdaniel13 21 jun
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    • How the F U C K are they going to open those doors.
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    • Can most men not hold in their poop? I once held one in for 2 days
      Towlette 20 jun
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    • everyone just clenched their buttcheeks after seeing this
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    • Underride guard: fucking gone
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    • I only shit at rest stops
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    • I can feel pictures
      j717207 20 jun
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    • Got railed in the ass HARD
      dtr9009 20 jun
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    • Is this a shit reference??
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    • And you're on a greyhound bus with a tiny "bathroom" at the back where everyone will hear you and know what you did as an alternative
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    • Clench
      le3fler 20 jun
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    • That's when you nail it and start weaving like you're running from most of several criminal organizations
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    • I just shit my pants looking at this
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    • Or 10 sec to the "crap yo pants"
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    • How long is that in km?
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    • I always keep baby wipes in my car just in case I have to shit real bad somewhere. Like the side of the damn road
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    • “I can’t lose lightning McQueen again”
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    • Got the strongest butt cheek muscles in history. Was able to walk 30min with the largest urge to shit and made it home
      Skeek 20 jun
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    • Guys so my brother is 17 and dating a 15 year old girl, is that weird or not
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    • Well at 60mph it's a mile a minute, but avg open highway speed is around 80, so it's only like 8 minutes
      Blorange 20 jun
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    • Currently in the middle of an explosive shit
      Boggs 20 jun
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    • Great dane trailer. Make doors for them.
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    • tco3 20 jun
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    • Truckers rise up
      Quentus_ 20 jun
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    • That's gonna b fun to unload
      TomVan 20 jun
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    • I can fixed that for you but it'll cost you $3,000 plus parts minimum
      lude 20 jun
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    • I took a shit behind a swift trailer one time cause I had no access to a toilet in an abandoned dirt lot and I refused to hold it til the next day.
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    • I rear end that bitch so hard
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    • I'm always scared of getting into a car crash and shitting myself when I die.
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    • Just stop the car near some bushes and shit u retard. Im sure u have at least a tissue box in ur car
      Sebi 19 jun
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    • Worst when you get those bunbling filling right after you pass a rest area or stop
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    • I can hold for a fucken long time because growing up dad always did this “hold it for 15 10 5 more minutes bullshit
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    • CB is OFF. Ain't hearin' it right now.
      garfarkle 19 jun
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    • Be a bitch to open them doors
      beavernip 19 jun
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    • I dunno. Looks like someone rear ended the trailer to me.
      PROX 19 jun
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    • had to stop at a mcdonalds omw to the office to take a shit. i was in so much pain from holding it.
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    • I can hold a piss for an 8 hour road trip
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    • That’s only like 10 min of driving
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    • I work on thease trailers... I have no clue how this happened. There is A LOT of force needed to do this.
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    • How girls be when you "accidentally" slip it in the booty hole
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    • Spinal meningitis in a truck
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    • 15 miles to rest stop she slams on the brakes... Thanks a lot that shit is stuck in my head
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    • Hol up. Is that a mfkn HAVING TO POOP REFERENCE?!?!
      jjizzle 19 jun
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