• A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the
bartender, "Wanna hear a
blonde joke?
"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke, you should
know something."0ur bartender IS blonde,
the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb
black belt. The guy sitting next to me is
6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player.
The feila to your right is 6'5" pushing 300
and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is
blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna
have to explain it five times."
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    • Why would you beat anyone up for a blonde joke? I'm blonde. I don't give a fuck
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    • Man fears nothing
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    • That sounds like a suspiciously fascist number of blondes in one place
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    • Why would you beat up a blind guy? Like he's blind...he already lost
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    • I dont think this person knows how quotation marks work.
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    • Anyone who gets offended by a joke about any of their bodily features is a straight up bitch. Same with racial slurs, they're just made up fucking words with no actual meaning.
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    • Imagine threatening a guy who cant see
      Paquen 25 may
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    • Animefrey 25 may
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    • What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? pregnant.
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    • Imagine beating up a blind guy over a joke
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    • Being offended by blonde jokes is really 2002 of you
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    • I blind guy walks into a bar, then a wall, then a chair, he gets a service dog and doesn’t have to suffer anymore
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    • What kind of insecure blond pussy gets offended over blond jokes
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    • Imagine kicking the shit out of a blind man for a poor joke
      Eeree 25 may
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    • Yo mama soo stupid, she saw “free WiFi” and tried to get it out of jail!
      MurderLos 25 may
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    • I can’t believe I just read an actual joke on iFunny. I’m quite pleased, actually.
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    • What the fuck is this with all the blondes? Nazi Germany?
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    • I'm shook that they are willing to beat up a blind dude
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    • "I'm a black belt" ... okay, is that supposed to scare someone? Cool, you have a black belt. I have a black gun, try your dumbass karate shit and end up getting shot
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    • People who get offended by hair color targeted jokes are pussies. I’m ginger, and I couldn’t give two shits. I invite them actually. I find them hilarious
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    • He knows everyone's weight, height, and profession
      Lovestein 25 may
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    • And ur gonna brutally beat the shit out of a blind person over a joke? Sounds liberal to me
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    • Even if he didn’t tell the joke, the dude is BLIND you really bout to gang up on a blind dude?
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    • If you get offended enough to fight and hurt someone, you are absolute trash.
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    • Yeah let's all threaten to beat up a blind guy
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    • Blonde jokes only apply to women
      jbob117 26 may
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    • Who gives a shit if the blonde guys are 6'5 wrestlers. You can beat up a blind guy with MUCH less
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    • I once told this joke in a truck with five other people and at the end of the joke everyone is laughing except my blonde sister who says “I don’t get it”
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    • You’d beat up a blind guy for having a good laugh? What are you, blonde?
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    • Lmao a black belt that gets easily offended? Insecure shit
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    • 0 likes and I'll kill myself some time this month
      Churoz 25 may
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    • So were they going to fight a blind guy if he told a different
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    • They’d beat up a blind guy for a joke
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    • For being so big and tough they cant take a harmless joke.
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    • Imagine being a big guy and getting pissed to the point of violence because someone made fun of your hair color
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    • Imagine threatening a blind man. Sooyyy boyyyyy
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    • I’m blonde and make at least 3 dumb blonde jokes a day people just get offended too easily now 😂
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    • Told in Nazi Germany
      bynch 30 may
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    • How did he get all that info
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    • Are we just gonna ignore that he threatened the blind dude?
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    • Why fight a blind man making a joke, asshole blondes
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    • MagmaGFX 26 may
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    • Ok but what pussy would beat someone up over a joke
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    • Was this dude really flexing on a blind dude. XD
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    • He wasn’t afraid of violence. They are blonde not black.
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    • so they were threatening to beat the shit out of a bling guy for making a joke
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    • So a blind walks into a blonde bar...
      gorbla 25 may
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    • Please like they will beat up a blind guy.
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    • content not available more
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    • Why are there so many quotation marks? Like damn calm down
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    • "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!"
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    • But are they really gonna beat up a blind guy
      sidecheck 25 may
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    • If your a 6’ 200lb black belt, why the fuck are you so self conscious about your hair color
      GameStop 25 may
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    • In this joke world 5 people are going to beat up a blind man who presumably doesn’t even know what blonde looks like
      Poppens 25 may
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    • You gonna beat up a blind guy for telling a blonde joke?
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    • Who would intimidate a blind guy like that? Fucking blondies.
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    • Plot twist: the blind man was Daredevil
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    • *gets murdered*
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    • Blondeaci
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    • Balls of steel
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    • Wait. So is this guy really threatening a blind guy over a joke...
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    • He really just threatened a blind guy
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    • I garuntee you that this is going to be featured again with a stupid ass skyrim DESTRUCTION 100 meme
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    • Us blonde people don’t get butthurt like that blacks do about jokes
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    • Are you really about to beat up a blind man for making a blonde joke?
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    • I would just tell the blind guy he's a blonde he wouldnt know he wasnt
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    • If someone would beat up a disabled person over a joke that would be really fucking sick
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    • if a dude gets pissed over a blonde joke, he's prob 5'6" with soytits
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    • It’s funny because blonde implies that you’re female whereas blond implies that you’re male, and this story used blonde
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    • Someone doesn't understand how quotations work and it ruins this for me.
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    • What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.
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    • The original joke is with 5 blonde women idk why they changed it to men. Men don’t get offended by this bs
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    • Who the fuck threatens blind people?
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    • Imagine threatening a blind person over a joke
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    • Who tf would beat up a blind guy. Not like he can be racist if hes blind
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    • I’m blonde and blondes who get mad at blonde jokes are as dumb as the jokes say blondes are
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    • What are they gunna do? Beat up a blind man?
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    • Plot twist: the blind guy is blonde too
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    • bruh these fucking quotation marks are giving me a seizure
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    • It’s really strange but to me blondes look the same but brunettes don’t? Am I tripping (and before all the blondes come in here calling me retarded, save your emotions for your therapist cause I don’t care)
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    • My man died a savage.
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    • If a person gets that offended over a joke, they should seriously learn to lighten up. People diss me about my short height all the time and I carry along with them laughing and roast myself. Confidence and self respect is worth more than words.
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    • Seriously though who would beat the shit out of a blind dude? Even if he fucked ur wife the man can’t see lmao
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    • So a blind guy telling a joke that offends you is reason enough to threaten him?
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    • Pfft imagine threatening physical violence over a joke lmao
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    • I know it's a joke but can you imagine getting butthurt by a blind guy because your hair is yellow?
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    • What are they gonna do. Beat up a blind ass man
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    • What, you're gonna beat up a blind guy?
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    • Lmao if you beat up a blind guy for telling a joke you’re going to go to “hell”. Won’t get in trouble because what’s he going to do? Tell the cops your description.
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    • I like how i have to see this meme five times though anyway
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    • This joke makes no sense, only blonde women are stupid.
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