• "Whole tank and she wanna be on top of
me" I can see it in his eyes
Animal Life @animallife
Male lizard holding up his gf so she can take a
nap.
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    • False, they fuckin
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    • He’s wondering if he’ll die if he lets go
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    • Not what he meant by “getting laid”
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    • Everyone who says "simp" is clearly a sexually frustrated virgin.
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    • Idk if you could call this simping but apparently defending women or even being nice to them is simping
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    • Yo who tf wanna have some ceiling sex with me?
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    • Ladies and gentlemen australians having sex.
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    • Nah hes just holding her in front of the heat lamp, ladies better find you a man like this
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    • Need that “and then they facked” anime meme please
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    • HAG__ 25 apr
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    • This is cute.
      B0K0BL1N 24 apr
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    • Simp
      Heather7 24 apr
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    • I mean, he could have his THANG in her. Know what I mean, huh? Huh? 😉😉
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    • Simp
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    • What a simp lol
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    • My girlfreind is legitimately such a crazy fucking bitch that she shows me shit like this and asks why i dont do shit like this for her, even if it is in fact two lizards it will turn into "well you can take me to the beach more" even it its January this will be an argument.
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    • What happened to the short era of like a few months ago where men wanted to be loved like this and were complaining about it
      GG_BJQ 25 apr
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    • If having a girl lay on top of you like that makes you a simp then i know what I must do
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    • Fucking simp
      tcliff 24 apr
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    • Guys, I need advice. There is a girl I don’t know very well who is asking if I think their hot. I am not used to this! What do I do!?!?
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    • Geico could save you 15% or more on car insurance
      fameron 24 apr
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    • I used to have anoles and let me tell you they are the dumbest fuckin lizards you'll ever eat
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    • Ig u can’t take a napo on the ground... That’s cool
      jetblue04 25 apr
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    • Lizard got the sauce
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    • Well I mean I see them doing push ups in the sun all day
      ccrrooxx 26 apr
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    • Man that lizard deep in the friend zone
      rick10y 27 apr
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    • When I moved in to my new apartment (which is now ~8 years ago) I got a king bed specifically cause I hate cuddling or having no room. My now wife sleeps dead center... has for years. It’s so annoying lol it’s like im in a twin bed.
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    • I thought they were having sex
      Just_Wait 27 apr
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    • Finger strength 😳😳😳
      NZ02 24 apr
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    • Simp
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    • she ridin’
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    • At this point, what does “simp/simping” even mean?
      Remix_DD 25 apr
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    • Kinky Lil fuckers
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    • Simp
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    • Simp
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    • Simp
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    • Stupid dumbass lizard
      Falzar 24 apr
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    • simp
      SPLiXMiX 1 may
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    • Simp
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    • Even reptiles be simpin
      XanaxATD 30 apr
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    • Simp
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    • Chad lizard
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    • She is taking his warmth, typical woman
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    • Simpard
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    • Ceiling gang. Cringe meme.
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    • He looks like he's about to fall
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    • Waterbeds are a fun concept
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    • Such as gentlemen do for thier ladies
      YouStink 27 apr
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    • That men holding on by tips.
      lacra_36 27 apr
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    • Tank probably needs a higher watt baking light...
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    • Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    • what a ..... nice lizard
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    • The equivalent to her falling asleep on your arm
      Santclare 27 apr
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    • Those eyes saying "This fucking bitch..."
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    • Simp
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    • In reptiles females are larger than males, she is holding him.
      Zenith12 27 apr
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    • Warmth
      Snookle 27 apr
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    • Ain’t nobody gonna point out that both these lizards are boys?
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    • This is called Stacking. The top lizard is blocking the bottoms light, it’s a dominance thing
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    • That’s a true man
      mazone 27 apr
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    • Turn the heat up then damn
      kjjk98 27 apr
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    • yes until those back toes give out
      TheBeats_ 27 apr
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    • SIMPPP
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    • Green Anoles (Anolis Carolinensis) are so precious. They can change color on the spectrum from bright green to black. A long time ago, magazines would advertise them as chameleons and sell them. You can still either catch one in your back yard or go to pet smart if you want one.
      Neileo 27 apr
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    • Peenos 27 apr
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    • Who wanna have some ceiling cuddles with me
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    • Simp
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    • Simp
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    • Simp
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    • Simp
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    • She wants to be warm
      Teseract 27 apr
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    • Simp
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    • Simp
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    • so cute. i had partial custody of an autistic lizard when i was in 7th grade
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    • guys will be like "SIMP" like bruh this is why you're a virgin because you never do anything nice to girls
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    • Simp
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    • My fingers hurt looking at that
      EZakers 27 apr
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    • Aren’t they mating
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    • Hey ive got one of those. Theyre anoles and theyre all over the fuckin place here in the south. Got mine off my porch railing one day
      Ghifo 27 apr
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    • They are just snuggling
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    • He is training. He will get stronger at all costs! He will break himself and his lil mama out of this prison.
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    • I’m sure this is how they fuck
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    • Lol but also,he's a simp!!
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    • Simp
      Cassbot 26 apr
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    • Bet all the single virgins finna be calling him a simp soon. Bye nice work king.
      Stacked 26 apr
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    • Fuck ceiling gang it’s all about floor gang
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    • Simp
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    • Naw that’s just how government officials are made
      Valflame 26 apr
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    • Now this is nice.
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    • No, it's so she is closer to the heat lamp. Fml
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    • Calote Agama. I used to keep these bad bous and I love em to bits
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    • Human Women do this too
      Nastyhuh 26 apr
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    • I'd be flattered tbh, I love shit like this, too bad my gf is a sapiophile and not too into cuddling
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