• It's me, your uber driver
Hate when my Uber driver be this
fine. I be wanting to holla at her, but
she already know I ain't got a car.
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    • Plain 18 jun
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    • Apparently Uber is just for people without cars? And here I was using it to not drive drunk.
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    • I was an Uber driver for six months. One pretty chick left a comment on Uber about how cute I was. It honestly got me through that whole year and the following 5 years up until current. I’m..... im still dwelling on it. I’m depressed
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    • Remember everyone, if iFunny features anything to do with African Americans or Women, just swipe. Don't even go to the comments 😒
      LargeMac 18 jun
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    • Its me your oovoo javer
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    • iBanEz1 18 jun
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    • You guys are so full of it. I've seen this app lose it over women who were nowhere near as attractive as this girl, but since she's black and angle is kind of crappy you guys are really trying to call her "ugly." Ok 😐
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    • cpdd300 18 jun
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    • She looks good to me all y'all racist fucks just keep it scrolling I'll lasso this one to myself
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    • I'm not really all that attracted to black girls
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    • Y'all think she's ugly yet simp for basic bitches like Anna Kendrick lol
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    • She don't have a real job tho...
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    • She kinda looks like Fiona once she became an ogre
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    • the way most of y’all look like shreks cousin but wanna call her ugly is funny
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    • She's not ugly but she's aight, like I wouldn't be ashamed to call her my girl but I'm not gonna make memes about her either worshipping her beauty.
      ayyylien 18 jun
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    • She ugly wtf u talking about
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    • She's not all that fine though.
      177013_ 18 jun
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    • zerosober 18 jun
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    • Yeah she’s fine, like alright, ok I guess
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    • She is beautiful
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    • She ain’t fine il tell you that
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    • I personally don't think she looks good
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    • That ain’t her car either
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    • don’t get mad at people not attracted to black women. they gotta be attracted to women first lmao
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    • Where's the funny?
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    • Ger your racks up, broke boi
      _skyZ 20 jun
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    • She prolly got a fat ass doe 👁👄👁
      petgrunt 19 jun
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    • biggjohn3 19 jun
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    • Can anyone suggest some good songs from the 70s? Stuff like Hotel California and Sultans of Swing, idrk what that genre is called. Thanks!
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    • Yeah but she needs to do Uber for money so she isn’t much better off haha.
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    • Guess we all have different standards for fine . This ain’t it chief
      SIut_1O1 18 jun
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    • Ppl actually called her ugly
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    • Fine ass Uber driver, drop that planetary anal devastation on that ass.
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    • She’s not really that good looking fuck
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    • Whet 18 jun
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    • So? She's drivin uber, she aint much better
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    • This lady is the apex of "someone can be attractive but far from hot"
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    • Fine? Bitch is a 4/10 with makeup, I hate to see her without it
      DatTop 18 jun
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    • Id get her pregnant.
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    • Just tell her your BMW is in the shop Or you’re a responsible drunk.
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    • But when it’s anyone else every kid here laughs
      C_Matic 18 jun
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    • nimnor 18 jun
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    • Bitch still looks like a man with that much makeup
      Natelav 18 jun
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    • The bitch looks like a moldy cheeto. Tf u mean fine?
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    • Having no car is nothing to be ashamed of
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    • But she’s black
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    • She might know you don’t have a car, but at least you know she has a shitty ass job. Who is she to judge?
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    • you could just be drunk or something. I took an uber to the gas station cause my dumbass cousin took my car without letting me know and drained it
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    • Lmao
      brony 18 jun
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    • Actually reverse. You already know she's a fucking Uber driver and that's what she does for money.
      aerr 18 jun
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    • Imagine just saying, “you should think I’m hot.”
      MemeCandy 18 jun
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    • I take ubers every so often. I have a car, but don't want to leave it in a random parking lot after getting obliterated. Be smart, people.
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    • Nothing should stop you from talking to the girl you want! Gentlemen, at the end of the day it's up to you to be happy, if she will fulfill your happiness, go for it!! :)
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    • She’s fugly
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    • I bet her name is Candy or Crystal
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    • If g-eazy was a furry his fursona would be a mouse named ch-eazy
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    • Wow, absolutely hilarious.
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    • I enjoy chocolate milk
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    • I smash. Y'all are trash
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    • What's wrong with her lips bro
      fweej 18 jun
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    • LavenderFlower blocked me so now I cant even reply to other people under his comment.. fucking hell. Personal preferences exist. Everyone has different preferences. If one person does find this girl attractive but finds Kim Jong Uns sister attracting, there is nothing hypocritical about that.
      CatInABag 18 jun
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    • Everything about her is fake take away the sun and she looks like a Zumba fied Michael Jackson
      Marcelus 18 jun
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    • she ain't even hot
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    • Take me away
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    • The girl isn't fine but she definitely not ugly, yall are tripping
      KingKunta 18 jun
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    • English motherfucker, do you speak it? Damn ebonics.
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    • I really only use Uber when I’m on vacation and have enough money that I don’t have to walk or use public transit. Thus using Uber means you’re rich in my mind.
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    • I use Uber when I'm drinking and can't drive or going somewhere where parking is limited... Using Uber doesn't imply you don't have a vehicle.
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    • oovoo javer
      RonnieM96 18 jun
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    • Nah she’s nothing special
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    • Well she's ubering so...
      MemeDump 18 jun
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    • I have a car but I use Uber to get around Philly
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    • That’s ok she has a booger ring anyway
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    • This meme is cool and all but you should really listen to Mcafferty
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    • Wow this is really funny and almost made me consider laughing
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    • She’s not incredibly attractive, but I wouldn’t call her unattractive either. It kinda just looks like a bad pic too.
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    • Vroom vroom
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    • You don't have glasses either
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    • I forgot how many people on this app hate black people like chill out she’s kinda hot in my opinion but hating on her just cuz she’s black is dumb
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    • She has the most kissable lips ever wow
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    • She ain’t fine at all.
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    • She ain't fine shut the fuck up
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    • She’s considered fine? I can go outside and find like 30+ Women that look just like her
      Sealake 18 jun
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    • Fine? My shit looks better than that thing
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    • Tell her your Lambo is getting a tune up
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    • Ew
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